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Burn Zone posted:I have a friend from back home who lives in Wuhan teaching English. he said it’s like the flu comparing living in china to a disease is pretty hosed up op
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 20:07 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 03:00 |
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:i heard they're grinding people up and serving the meat at one of their open air sewage pits Plinkey do NOT go to china
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 22:27 |
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tfw you're building a hospital in 15 days
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 01:42 |
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SpaceCadetBob posted:Woo reading this thread while playing Plague Inc is one hell of a trip. Tutorial's a little on the nose
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 03:27 |
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lord funk posted:Hey everyone I'm chilling in my apartment in Wuhan right now. Lemme know if you have any questions. what do doorknobs taste like in china e: do not lick doorknobs
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 04:25 |
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it keeps getting more and more festive
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 04:28 |
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shucks!
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 05:25 |
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Charlz Guybon posted:Missed the most important part I know what CNN said about Plague Inc but I also know what Plague Inc said about this
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 06:32 |
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fart simpson posted:we got a real debbie downer over here going to contact Little Debbie tonight and tell them to make an alcoholic snack cake called Debbie Downers How long until The Wuhan Secret mutates to spread through our posts?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 16:16 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Viral genome has been sequenced code:
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:11 |
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nikosoft posted:Friends, at work today I overheard that not only is this virus most certainly engineered by the government, but that the newly-created Space Force holds the patent to it. mods, give me the space flu
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:17 |
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lmao that we're gonna get killed by a virus with a dna strand like a possum meme
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 05:39 |
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RandomBlue posted:It's RNA and that sequence is standard. I can't hear you over the possum yelling
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 06:10 |
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OhFunny posted:https://www.unionleader.com/news/health/two-in-nh-being-tested-for-coronavirus/article_34a32773-2bee-5973-8758-0d0fcfa9d79e.html We should have known Bernie Fever was going to get out of control and hurt people, like little microscopic Bernie Bros. Sanders' silence on this is deafening.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 16:24 |
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overheard at work just now: "Yeah, come on by our desk and grab a donut. *COUGH*"
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 17:19 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:the Black Death literally raised wages for workers in Europe we stan a nearly unsurvivable plague
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:11 |
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20 Blunts posted:Kinda spoopy seeing 3M and name brand respirators sold out on Amazon! medieval plague masks are still in stock!
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:22 |
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galenanorth posted:Reporter: What's it like being a virus? the business card scene in American Psycho, but someone coughed on the cards
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 20:13 |
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I don't feel sick at all, but I have been having weird dreams about a 106 year old woman who still makes her own bread and wants me to come to Nebraska
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:38 |
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upgunned shitpost posted:slowly dying of plague on your twitch stream for likes if you donate this instagram cosplay model will cough on a buffet
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:41 |
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A Russian troll farm posted:loving amateur poo poo that it evolved pneumonia before extreme bioaerosol real life is casual mode lmao just press buttons and you win
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:47 |
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snoo posted:from the gbs thread you've got the snooperflu maybe if you inhale enough helium the coronavirus will float out of you and have an adventure like in Up
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:52 |
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I'm sure old fashioned American gumption can solve this like it solved the opiod crisis.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 23:10 |
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etalian posted:Don't forget to make loud coughing sounds at work if you have a open office space and tell your co-workers you went on vacation to China. Everyone in my office (I'm also in Austin) has the sniffles and is coughing lmao
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 23:36 |
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If I also see people in masks in public I'm gonna go ahead and get a medieval beak mask and maybe a black windbreaker to go with it
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 23:38 |
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Lote posted:There’s a confirmed case in Las Vegas now. Chinese gambler from Wuhan. the US is hosed. now we're the gamblers lmao
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 15:16 |
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Bullfrog posted:WHO announces Wuhan flu has become electronically transmissible. If you have been involved in discussion of the virus online, please self-quarantine immediately. oh no!
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 20:59 |
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Also, are there any cases in the UK yet? An outbreak coinciding with no-deal brexit would be... something
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 21:01 |
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pancake rabbit posted:https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1222604759615582208 number is sick
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 22:45 |
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vyelkin posted:lmao that japan quickly announced no one on the plane had coronavirus, then had to rush several passengers to hospital as soon as the plane landed, now say three of the passengers had coronavirus and infected all the rest, wow just wow They're gonna be fine. Things are dangerous to Japan based on their size. If this was one 50 foot tall virus cell, they'd have a problem
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 03:29 |
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President Donald John Trump, with no protective gear in sight, shouting at a petri dish: "DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY? DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY?"
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 06:32 |
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Polo-Rican posted:oh fffuck... Valentine's Day is coming up... a worldwide orgy of bodily fluids.... i don't see any way the human race survives the Suck And gently caress Fest known as Valentine's Day, 2020 Tom Carper's Suck-N-gently caress Manor will become a morgue overnight
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 15:41 |
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 06:27 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:ok you get the special treatment of Seriousposting the most amazing thing about this thread is that people still need to have "lmao this owns" explained to them
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 20:01 |
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BoldFace posted:Not to sound too tinfoily, but do we yet have a confirmation of any ethnically non-asian contracting the virus? lmao computer, show me more posts
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 20:57 |
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Zotix posted:Isn't that what kind of happens throughout nature in insect colonies and poo poo? The sick are ostracized and forced out. I'm not arguing that it's right, but it is natural. nearly singed my eyebrows off with that one
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 21:13 |
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/ARanganathan72/...D547%23lastpost I'm going to need A LOT of irrefutable proof of engineering before I even consider it. Historical use of bioweapons has never involved creating or modifying a disease. The use of bioweapons in real life involved transporting a naturally-occurring disease or poison to an enemy military force or civilian population. This Resident Evil "designer virus" poo poo has no basis in reality.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 21:42 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:ok, in the last week the number of cases increased by approx 15 times, from 639 to approx 9,700. if this continues at the same rate, there will be 150,000 confirmed cases by next week, 2,250,000 by the week after that, 33 million the week after that, 500 million the week after that, 7.5 billion the week after that, 113 billion the week after that, 1.7 trillion the week after that, etc I think it's hosed up that you're making jokes when more than a trillion human lives are at stake
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 21:53 |
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*COUGH*
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 22:09 |
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Vlex posted:For gently caress's sake I just spent a week in the Canaries. You're our canary in the coal mine!
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