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I once ate a tuna melt and got syphilis. Really makes you think.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:so wait this disease is racist against asian people Wow it has a lot in common with my Uncle Jerry
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Jan 29, 2020 18:17
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Bernie Sanders!
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Balls https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/02/covid-vaccine/607000/
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Feb 24, 2020 21:38
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I’m confused about the stockpiling water. Someone explain that one to me.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:people who think literally all services will shut down, which they won't. This disease is not virulent or deadly neough to actually shut down like, utilities. A lot of that poo poo is automated anyway, and the govt will move people around if need be to keep things running. The point of encouraging people to stay home and not spread the poo poo around everywhere is to slow its spread, and also help facilitate the movement of the people needed to keep everything else running. Thank you. I’ll just get some backup groceries to limit leaving the house if needed. Beans, etc.
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This thing has gotta be someplace in the US by now. In the past two weeks alone how many thousands of Americans have travelled from Italy to the US? Is it in Fargo? Key Largo? Blaine or Spain? China or Edina?
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I’m flying to Florida on Saturday. Not too excited about it.
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The Alpha Centauri posted:imagine disneyworld right now Yeah thank goodness I’m not goin there. Visiting my parents in old boomer land.
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Anyone else going from freaking out to not caring and then back to freaking out about 20 times each day?
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Feb 27, 2020 18:36
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CDC: Can’t Detain Corona
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Big Dick Cheney posted:Why would a PhD in virology know anything about emergency preparedness or healthcare logistics? Most people with phds are experts in all subjects. Just ask them.
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Pope has Coronavirus, huh. He can probably still shake hands with nuns but shouldn’t get into the habit.
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MarcusSA posted:I do have 40lbs of red meat in the freezer though which if I ration it would last me over a month. Do you ever poop
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Feb 27, 2020 22:13
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I did a drive up order to Target this morning for the last of my doomsday supplies. I then dipped into the store quickly and it was dead. Shelves full and hand sanitizer as far as the eye can see. Minnesota must not be in panic mode yet.
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I’m at the airport right now. The guy behind me in security took his dentures out of his mouth and placed them directly into the plastic security tray to be run through the x-ray machine. We had a good run.
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Late night corona crew, I posted this earlier but I don’t think it was noticed because it was during the Trump press conference. The guy behind me at security at the airport today took his dentures out and put them directly into the plastic security tray to go through the x-ray machine. Once the tray was on the other side he popped them right back in. If we are expecting the average person to wash their hands to prevent this virus, we are hosed. They can’t even handle their teeth.
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A dude at my work regularly takes shits and exits after a two second rinse. I’ve stopped eating at the salad bar because I assume all the serving tongs have poo poo on them.
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Bullfrog posted:3rd MN COVID19 case found. Someone in their 30s, hospitalized in critical condition after "being in contact with international travelers". Anoka county Scary poo poo is that means the international travelers have been out there giving it away, maybe without knowing it.
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gently caress. I’m anxious. Suddenly all the other poo poo I worried about for months before doesn’t matter. I just want this to go away.
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err posted:Make sure he brings a rag and Clorox wipes to clean off all the poo poo, piss, cum, and saliva that has been caked on to every orifice of furniture and equipment. The poo poo piss cum saliva tape is real.
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My friend works at Target Corporation and said that they have issues with people stealing the toilet paper from the bathrooms in the store.
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Is this one of you https://twitter.com/toxons/status/1237929741442854912?s=21
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Nothus posted:If Trump croaks poo poo is going to get wild The conspiracies would be amazing
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The Mayo Clinic is making its own tests and will distribute them to others soon.
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Peachy Poo posted:I'm a goddamn moron. Same
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:apparently my aunt has coronavirus Sorry to hear. Is she high risk?
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:shes in her late 50s and prettyhealthy. Apparently she's had symptoms for over 10 days (in the san antonio area) and is doing ok for now Good. Hopefully she gets better quickly.
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Bailout those cruise lines
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Pence has hair like a foosball guy.
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Are there other threads on the forums? If there are I wouldn’t know.
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Sota shutting down schools.
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FCKGW posted:My Microcenter is completely swarmed too with lines to the back of the building and they’re now limiting customers to 5 PCs or monitors. Wiping my rear end with mousepads
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:You want Animal Crossing This.
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Mar 16, 2020 03:05
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Anyone have that link to the tweet or photo with the realistic kids’ home schedule? The one about kids being free spirits and little shits who don’t want to follow a dumb schedule.
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My friend has gone for wings twice in the past three days to a local bar because “they’re so good!” And he doesn’t just do take out or eat and run, but sits shoulder to shoulder at the bar for three hours at a time. “Don’t worry! I’m careful!” He posts all the right things on social media about social distancing, but he can’t resist getting wings because he’s too lazy to make them at home. Dude is gonna die because he’ll do this until they close the restaurants.
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Good morning, America goons. Wash those hands. Soak those beans. Don’t invite your dumb friends over who insist everything is overblown and spent all weekend drinking green beer in public.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I’m ghee
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