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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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you just KNOW there are some rich families bribing their way out of the quarantine. probably even leaving the country.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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I'm stocked up on duct tape and plastic sheeting. got palettes of the stuff. let's do this.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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I tried to watch contagion but it was not very good

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

nefarious chinese politician: how about we intentionally inject our own population with a rapid spreading relatively low mortality virus to overload our hospitals, bring our economy to a screeching halt and cause a lost in trust in our leadership by foreign governmetns and our own people.... muahahaha. the perfect plan.

drat that's nefarious

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Minrad posted:

She was in for "vaccines" a month ago, about the same time this outbreak began.

lol I thought you were shitposting with that story

:rip:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Ogantai posted:

Be sure to wash your Hans.

lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Grizzled Patriarch posted:

hmm gotta say im not jazzed about the fact that i took a flight 12 days ago but on the bright side if i start developing symptoms im in florida for another week and a half and i'm gonna hit up so many golden corals

could you hang out near maralago

or that massage parlor Bob kraft went to (not in it, sex work is work)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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lord funk posted:

Hey everyone I'm chilling in my apartment in Wuhan right now. Lemme know if you have any questions.

a/s/l?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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oh you're worried about the chinese developed super flu? spray this stuff in your mouth, it'll be fine. from the same manufacturer.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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twoday posted:

Wuhan hasn't released any new stats today

I'm sure it's fine

it's 8am over there

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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ehh the country had a good run

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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https://mobile.twitter.com/infinite_scream/status/1221436448387235842

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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smoke enough cigs and makes you immune. just ask my 94 year old Nana. pack a day, every day, through the hole in her throat. what a trooper.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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should have asked for the multigrain coca cola

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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just opening my window and talking out of it, with my compatriots, during quarantine

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Soy Division posted:

how many times can you reuse an n95 btw? always been unclear to me

it's like a condom. just throw it in the wash (on hot, to kill the sp/germs)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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snoo, you're sick because of the diarrhea lady at work, not this. stop worrying.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Prince Myshkin posted:

You are decidedly not posting like "a normal person" in the slightest. The guy who lives in Wuhan probably stopped posting here because of the apocalyptic nature of what you and others are saying.

actually he stopped posting because he died

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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no new updates? i guess China's been wiped off the face of the earth

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Bullfrog posted:

hmmm i am feeling a cold coming on. and i have been washing my hands and using hand sanitizer all week.

hmm.

where do you think they make that hand sanitizer? :china:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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this is very good for Number

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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SKULL.GIF posted:

:siren: WUHAN CORONAVIRUS HAS OFFICIALLY PASSED SARS :siren:

not in the only metric that matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YOwjWPRJwM

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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CAPS LOCK BROKEN posted:

Why are you shocked that an UN official who lives outside the white media bubble wants to praise china and not attack them

arent you banned from posting in china threads

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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That's now 21 countries (24 if you count Hong Kong and Taiwan and Macau) with confirmed cases. 15 countries with more than 1 person infected.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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stop the boats!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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heavy is the head that wears the corona

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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stay safe sheng ji in the mecha

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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the pandemic board game is very good. it's cooperative, and hard as balls sometimes.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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congrats

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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lol

tintin photoshops are an untapped goldmine

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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biggest surprise is they're still doing an OW switch port

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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hiring two coronavirus patients, two guys in pink hazmats, a truck, and a cube seems like a lot of work for a fake video

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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that ship is never making it back to port

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Prester Jane posted:

Cutting through the bullshit false narratives

thread title please

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Doorknob Slobber posted:

ist a plague a plaaaaguue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpuv7VPb2rA

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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as the virus walks free so should prester jane

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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Spinz posted:

And you all are pretty fuckin blase about a 1 % chance of death btw

Seriously
Were you faced with a 100 number roulette wheel and that ball boppin

how many free spins do I get? No deposit.

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

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don't go to Japan in the middle of an outbreak you sicko

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