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Pead posted:Lolling at the "I used to work at the UN, thus I have Top Secret clearance" Getting warm fuzzies over the "Above-Top-Secret-Dot-Com" feeling of that chan post. Polo-Rican posted:Symptoms of Coronavirus - If you feel any of these, seek medical attention immediately •Cracking. Pinging •Uncontrollable urge to post 'Trumo'
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SKULL.GIF posted:lol at people thinking things have died down because the CDC/WHO said "Do Not Panic" and it's 2 AM in China therefore there's no additional reports coming out for the time being. :nothing: Elon Musk and Trump will combine their powers and cure the virus. Number will go up.
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Rocking back anf forth, clutching a maga hat, and kitsch Trumo painting: "NOTHING MATTERS" "NOTHING MATTERS" "NOTHING MATTERS" "NOTHING MATTERS"
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It's all fine. The US national news can only cover Kobe's death, so the outbreak doesn't exist anymore. And stonks are up. Virus cured!
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RandomBlue posted:lusting for masses of Indian food Maybe thats it! Curry is the cure! And paneer cheese!
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Jan 29, 2020 05:28
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So give it a week, and we're back to only remembering Sailor.
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It's fine, it's fine. Everything is FINE. Number up, number good, low prices, friends!
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Little Infection Academia.
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpRR_WMqFq4  ... Anyway, will all be forgotten in a week, ten days, tops.
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World War Mammories posted:oooh you make the noses run, the noses run Thread very good.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:https://ncov.r6.no/ What, seven days left till this all blows over? It's fine.
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How could he get a foolish idea like tha.... OMG! Vape disease was a Wuflu test!
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BoldFace posted:Oh gently caress, the zombies are here. It was so awesome when they brought Hi-C ECMO cooler back.
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Those scales are the same as human fingernails. So traditional medicine practitioners should move to human-sourced keratin, and leave the pangolins alone.
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The only bioweapon conspiracy theory I can support is that it's Pompeo and Pence trying to get their rapture on. BUT The pandemic would have started here, because whatever military/intelligence agency responsible would have tested it in the US first.
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Old Story posted:hey man I don't know if you're a person who might sometimes struggle with mental illness, but you've been posting some stuff itt that seems like you might be falling into some paranoid ideas or delusions. Outbreaks like this generate a lot of hysteria, fake news and consipracies, it might be good to avoid threads like these if you have a hard time with that sort of stuff Even in the video, there's no door on the back of the box, they could have just climbed out. The outbreak is becoming water cooler talk around here, complete with lots of racism, and panic happening, despite not having any cases nearby. There's a woman from Oregon that was on one of the ships with an outbreak, and people were already scared that it's in her home town.
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/TomvdMolen/status/1226994025196027907?s=19 Did the DPRK actually report a suspected case?
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:This thread is heating up
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Ogantai posted:SARS 2: Electric Boogaflu
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The usual suspects are going to shout you down with videos and r0 figures, but ultimately I think it all ends up being some version of: I... Hey!
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nikosoft posted:this dumb loving thread has turned me into the worst creature of all, the Truth Is In The Middle moderate cretin. Congrats!! I hope you're all happy!!
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mobby_6kl posted:Lol wasn't there a story just yesterday about how CDC is loving up the quarantine? Didn't you hear what that senator said?! We have lots of planes. It's the only thing that matters. Many of my family were on vacation in Hawaii during that time. Bye everyone!
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mobby_6kl posted:I know what my Friday night movie is going to be Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach?
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Schnorkles posted:let people be insane in c-spam imho The C-SPAM rules- Horny: Prohibited Insanity: Encouraged Remember: Sailor
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I am going to assume that since Florida has said theyre not reporting anything, that the state is nothing but flu-zombies ruled by their lich-king governor
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Bless Coronachan and Her phlegm. Bless the coming and going of Her. May Her passage cleanse the world.
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i am harry posted:5400 people are "self quarantining" in CA alone...which means coronavirus is walking among the population freely because how are they keeping tabs on that many californians LOL at there probably being dozens if not hundreds of cases in the US, but it's cool! Just "ehhh, self-quarantine, or whatever."
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LED lightbulb shortage incoming. Tmurp was right again!
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GABA ghoul posted:Gonna be interesting to see the US not try to contain this in any meaningful way and just power through it. They might be done with it roughly at the same time as China but will have a couple million more bodies to bury. 
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stephenthinkpad posted:Do you guys find it super suspicious that the US CDC has no updated the infected number (15) for 2 weeks. According to CDC the 15 patients didn't spread to any other American. If it's "self-quarantine" it doesn't count, apparently (paywalled): https://www.wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-has-u-s-cities-stretching-to-monitor-self-quarantined-americans-11582108203
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Hadlock posted:Ask and ye shall receive Yes, hit me!
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:someone infected was either a mar a lago member or family of a mar a lago member, no other explanation Imagine Mar a Lago getting closed because virus. Trump at war with himself over weather to go or not.
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Doorknob Slobber posted:maybe if we just say it was this number, but no it was this number, but no actually we add some and subtract some from that number and then maybe thats the number if you dont check our work, maybe thats the number That's how corona-chan gets you. She finds your number. Changer your number enough, can't getcha. *head-tap.jpg*
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