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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yes you are immune. you have been conscripted to go into wuhan and save them. god speed sir oh boy no thank you, i cannot abide airports
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Jan 23, 2020 11:22
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definitely gonna go ham on an antiques shop if i'm one of the sole survivors, always wanted to loose a ping pong ball in the vase section
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Jan 26, 2020 18:19
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just gonna walk around in a gigantic hamster ball, added bonus that the buoyancy allows me to cross shallow bodies of water
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Jan 26, 2020 18:23
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gently caress, 680 likes is pretty respectable, i am wasting my best material on this forum.
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Jan 26, 2020 18:29
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shadowy streaming platform netflix just released a docuseries called "pandemic" examining how a deadly flu strain might spread and what is being done to prevent. coincidence, or crack ping?
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Jan 26, 2020 20:15
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ah, time to quaff from the heady brew of the discourse
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Jan 26, 2020 20:19
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coronavirus kills 99.9% of the world, jeffrey epstein returns as randall flagg, mark ruffalo is mother abigaile, the world cleaves betwixt paedos and non paedos, the final battle between good and evil
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Jan 26, 2020 20:40
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https://twitter.com/HKGTranslator/status/1221501402251505667?s=09 so inappropriate
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Jan 26, 2020 20:43
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Jan 26, 2020 21:52
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Stairmaster posted:r is an estimate of how many individuals each infected person will pass the disease onto so if R0 was 5 and 2 people have it, that means they will pass it to 10?
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Jan 26, 2020 21:55
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holy gently caress
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Jan 26, 2020 21:58
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i'm guessing a few people in this thread will already be incubating, since we don't know all the ways it spreads yet let's try not to cough or vomit in here
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Jan 26, 2020 22:09
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:if someone quotes you so have a yellow post that means you now have the coronavirus and i have given it to you poo poo, gonna forward this on to 10 people before corona virus appears in my room tonight and kills me
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Jan 26, 2020 22:14
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twoday posted:So I'm just going to assume I'm going to get it, what can I do to boost my immune system and lung health? as ever, posting
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Jan 26, 2020 22:15
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cargo cult posted:if you inversed cspam's hysterical catastrophizing and bought tesla at $190 youd have nearly tripled your money lol what did they predict about elon musk
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Jan 26, 2020 23:23
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Admiral Ray posted:that he was a crazy person kind of looks like time proved cspam right on that one then
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Jan 26, 2020 23:24
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cargo cult how do we bap back against this deadly disease
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Jan 27, 2020 00:38
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Jan 27, 2020 00:48
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cargo cult is bappin the gently caress out and i love it unconditionally
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Jan 27, 2020 02:25
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this isnt the end of the world. how do i know that? because i hate my job, and i'm not lucky enough for the apocalypse to get me out of it
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Jan 27, 2020 02:39
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remember when the soldiers infected with captain trips do the murder lottery live on tv in the stand, that poo poo used to scare the hell out of me. first 3rd of that book is insanely engrossing. then it turns into a big pile of poo poo but oh well.
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Jan 27, 2020 04:29
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reminded of the war nerd article about nukes, the glorious release from this cycle of pain and suffering. coronavirus is shouldering the burden of guilt, doing what we lack the courage to do, releasing us to blissful nothing, easing our passing not so much into but through death, to radiant nirvana. hail corona, latin for "sun".
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Jan 27, 2020 22:57
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we will start having eerie dreams, in one a tall dark stranger by the name of pete buttigieg will call us to join his army in south bend, in another hillary clinton will be playing acoustic guitar on the porch of jeffrey epstein's temple, there is no good side to join
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if, like me, you're feeling freaked out by this talk of "preventing the spread" and "finding a vaccine", i would like to share this by dr dolan. i hope it brings you the same comfort it brought me (swap out nukes for "allowing the virus to spread"):quote:Life on earth hit its peak during the Ice Ages, and we are now killing off the few species from that period who survived our first coup, ten thousand years ago...The lives of all the horrible humans in Houston are not worth even one Columbia Mammoth. gh0stpinballa fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Jan 28, 2020 |
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Real hurthling! posted:crown your move!
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Jan 28, 2020 02:59
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol americans are going to be mass dying in tents and their kids are gonna get $40k bills for the privilege
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Jan 28, 2020 03:10
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Raptor1033 posted:the sun's corona, ergo, the sun's crown splitting hairs here
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Jan 28, 2020 03:15
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it's hit germany, 1 case confirmed in bavaria
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Jan 28, 2020 03:16
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god topping up his chillwave spotify playlist while he waits for more dna points to stack up. he's going to evolve water transmission fellas, watch out!
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Jan 28, 2020 03:29
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if the WHO gently caress this up for us when corona is showing so much promise i swear to god
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Jan 28, 2020 13:30
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blending 12 secret spices with gelato and melted brain pills from infowars.com/store, injecting this into my ungrateful children to vaccinate them, many are doing this
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Doc Walrus posted:I don't feel sick at all, but I have been having weird dreams about a 106 year old woman who still makes her own bread and wants me to come to Nebraska i've been dreaming of hillary too, but i always do tbf
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Jan 29, 2020 00:06
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honestly if this sputters out i'm never trusting china again
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Jan 29, 2020 01:31
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Jan 29, 2020 01:35
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who will win a bunch of drunk australians or 1 plaguey boi
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Jan 29, 2020 02:18
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Jan 29, 2020 12:31
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haven't felt this disappointed since i found out i had to work for a living. we have earned a little doomsday, as a treat
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i can hope corona wipes out the british because i am one. you cannot stop me hoping for that.
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Iron Crowned posted:Earth can have a little pandemic, for a treat i already made this post about 30 pages back. now you owe me 5000 dollars.
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