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anyone cheering this thing on realize that bernard sanders is 78 years old
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Jan 25, 2020 06:00
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i have unconfirmed reports that the coronavirus has evolved and is now posting on the internet. it could be posting in this very thread.
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Jan 25, 2020 16:52
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"Wuhan Flu" ryhmed with something and I couldn't remember what until I thought of China's 5 year plan propaganda song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTiBgHIWKik
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Jan 25, 2020 21:09
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at least it broke out in a country that can mobilize quickly, imagine if it had popped up in some large shithole country with a terrible healthcare system, decaying infrastructure, and a corrupt government like the United States of America
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Jan 26, 2020 02:42
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Jan 26, 2020 15:31
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SKULL.GIF posted:I'm actually sincerely starting to wonder, in a non-joking way unlike last night, whether this is actually an escaped bioweapon. How do you make something more perfect than this? All you'd need to do is just release this and let nature do the rest of the work to mutate it, and, uhh... life uh, finds a way
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Jan 26, 2020 15:46
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vyelkin posted:lmao dumbass people who think they're the exception and get on the plane/train/bus/automobile anyway even though they're coughing and sneezing everywhere are going to kill us all can't miss a flight, can't be inconvenienced at all.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:45
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol americans are going to be mass dying in tents and their kids are gonna get $40k bills for the privilege but couldn't america just build more hospitals in a few weeks?!
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Jan 28, 2020 03:33
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Polo-Rican posted:this decade fuckin rocks and there's locusts eating all the crops in east africa, plus the ongoing famine in yemen. four horsefolx are out to ride
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i went to a hospital in toronto and return to tell the tale
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Jan 29, 2020 16:55
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dex_sda posted:And as a final shitpost, I encourage people to read about how loving utterly metal the immune system is, and just how inconceivable it is that it's so effective. It's a machine to win a genetic arms race in a week where the opponent has been preparing for generations. If I remember my biology, aren't there immune system cells that attach themselvs to/consume virus cells and then explode?
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Jan 29, 2020 22:19
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AceOfFlames posted:https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1222584537923964928 also noticed that a bestseller on Steam was Plague, Inc: Evolved (which was also on sale)
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Jan 30, 2020 00:36
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the median age in japan is 46.7 years old, hoo boy
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TeenageArchipelago posted:I mean like someone up thread said one Uber driver with rent due in a week is all it's going to take humanity getting owned because of the gig economy would be pretty funny, I gotta admit
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Jan 30, 2020 20:45
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also not really sure what some international org rep scolding china would accomplish
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Jan 30, 2020 20:58
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Polo-Rican posted:most pharmacies in new york have been totally sold out of masks for weeks. I found one place a week ago that had masks in stock and I jokingly told him he could flip them on ebay. I may have accidentally turned him into a grifter because today he hung up these: lol
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Feb 12, 2020 22:02
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Schnorkles posted:What this entire experience has taught me is that I will never ever get on a cruise ship given the average age of cruisers, introducing coronavirus to any ship is going to rack up an insane kill count.
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Mercrom posted:remember when we thought the old men running the world didnt care about climate change because it wouldnt affect them. turns out they are just really loving stupid i assume covid is a spirit bomb powered by youth resentment towards the politics of old people at this point
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iran's either lying or things are spiraling out of control and they aren't able to keep an accurate count anymore.
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Mar 8, 2020 00:34
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canada should close the southern border tbh
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Mar 8, 2020 00:35
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deadwing posted:Wow, President Pelosi! if that ends up happening what a cursed loving world
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Shipon posted:pelosi is like 80 years old, she'd be out too lmao gonna be a wild ride
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SardonicTyrant posted:Even when I was a baby I was not a baby about needles. i am, although it might be a physiological thing, i passed out 3 times when they took some blood recently and i have no idea why
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Sharkie posted:yeah barracks are going to be fine, who cares. are you suggesting private prisons might not take care of their prisoners
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Mar 8, 2020 00:56
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Chuka Umana posted:So like, what exactly do I do? invite the TPUSA folks back to your place, just to be sure
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Mar 8, 2020 01:49
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this is hellworld, trump may get covid, but he'll survive it
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etalian posted:lmao you could do not worse than Trump if you were deliberately trying to spread the pandemic You might say Trump was our first Marxist president,
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err posted:im feeling very accelerated accel. accelerate yourrr death
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:what happened to the star trek cruise. did it really end without incident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTAx8r_090o&t=11s Dreylad fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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gonna raid people's houses like adventurers raiding a dragon's horde
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Mar 9, 2020 19:38
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the ontario government has been having to eat poo poo the last few weeks for wanting to cut public healthcare funding and also loving with people's sick days so they only use them as a last resort. just endless confirmation of having an organized state being essential to keeping modernity from killing us all that people have ignored for the last 40 years because there hasn't been any substantially disastrous plagues
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Mar 9, 2020 22:10
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Jose posted:Who was the last president to die in office without being assassinated? FDR
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Mar 9, 2020 22:12
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Frosted Flake posted:Ford Nation is pretty much the same as Trump’s base and Ford tried to do exactly what the Republicans would do when he was voted in. That Ontarians turned on him gives me some hope. Also Ford lost the popular vote but won the riding vote during the leadership convention. I wouldn't put too much stock in Ontarians, but everyone who has contracted CONVID has self-isolated at least, so it's not self-circulating in Canada yet. Maybe in BC though, if it did get into a long-term care facility.
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Trump contracts CONVID, passes, Pence survives. Biden runs against Pence, wins the presidency and Sanders supporters left hopping mad by 4+ years of smug liberal opeds
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