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Number go down today?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 11:15 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:02 |
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I heard drinking 100% concentrated bleach kills the WUHANVIRUS. Confirm/deny?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 12:13 |
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Dolphin posted:we are hosed Hahahaha YES!
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 12:20 |
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WELP
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 16:07 |
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poeticoddity posted:This is US centric since that's where I live, and I don't drink the same kool-aid as most people I've seen posting here appear to, but before anyone screeches at this, know that I'm not advocating for or excited about most of what's on this list, but it's how I see things going: TLDR
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 09:27 |
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Serious question: if any goon gets a confirmed diagnosis for COVID-19 can they get a special gang tag? I want to be on the CORONAVIRUS DEATH KREW.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 17:16 |
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OK now that's it official someone tell Lowtax to give everyone PANDEMIC SURVIVOR gang tags. I mean, that's preliminary of course. But at least they can enjoy them before... you know.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 17:34 |
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Paul Revere 3000 posted:A guy practically cleared his throat in my face as I was leaving the bathroom. RIP me and my family I guess Time to draw up your will.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 17:39 |
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I like Italy and Italians. Why didn't the coronavirus target France and French people instead?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 18:22 |
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Why hasn't Pence prayed away the virus yet? Also, I have an idea for a FOOLPROOF Goon Project: let's all chip in and buy a funeral home chain together! I mean, profits are literally guaranteed to be high in the near term.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 19:43 |
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err posted:Some fucker just sneezed right next to me and didnt even attempt to cover their mouth. Sue them for $100,000.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:37 |
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Imagine if this actually WAS Captain Tripps. poo poo would be getting real up in here.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:38 |
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dex_sda posted:i have a doctor friend and she claims once dementia starts claiming you you have about a year where you realise it's happening. i think i might euthanise myself at that point I think it's called suicide when you do it to yourself?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:40 |
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snoo posted:I have a fucky feeling in my throat... This actually perfectly describes the feeling. I traveled on company business last week and flew throw two international airports, multiple flights, and hours-long layovers. Last night I had a sore throat, and this morning I have the weirdest feeling in my upper chest and dry coughing. Barely a fever at all and no difficulty breathing but I'm actually not obese (at least not by goon standards). I called the city health department and they told me to stop being a pussy until I can't breathe on my own and refused to test me. Do I have COVID-19? For once in my life I'm being loving serious.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:43 |
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Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are a couple now. I think really it's a perfect time for human society to end.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:52 |
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The best consumers! Coronavirus will go away because we have the best consumers!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:55 |
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Admiral Ray posted:700,000 dead. not great, not terrible. LOL, goon.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:59 |
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Can I admit that I'm curious what everyone's gonna be posting on Instagram in like three weeks?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:03 |
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Does Sudafed mitigate coronavirus symptoms? Trump actually *is* a genius.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:20 |
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MysteriousStranger posted:copper and silver kill things which is one of the reasons they are used in PC water cooling and other applications to inhibit growth Nerd goon alert!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:24 |
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Can't believe they haven't called San Diego Comic Con yet. It will *have* to be cancelled.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:25 |
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I, for one, welcome our new coronavirus overlords.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:28 |
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What's this going to do to the sex worker industry??
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:29 |
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Starks posted:not to set off a panic but has anyone heard if his disease will in any way affect the development of cyber punk? I’m thinking worst case scenario here gently caress. YOU.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:34 |
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Plague, Inc. was a documentary! Am I first?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:37 |
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Well, I guess if I do already have it that's actually good news. While everyone is is stuck at home later I'm gonna be going on all the cheap-rear end cruises and eating Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet like a motherfucker!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:47 |
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I mean, assuming I live or whatever.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:48 |
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Pead posted:chicks dig Ben Affleck's back tat LOL he got a "phoenix rising from the ashes" tat. What a punk bitch. Ana: you would be so much better off with me!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:51 |
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Delthalaz posted:Where do you think is the least hygienic buffet location as far as catching the Wuhan Obamavirus goes? A cruise ship? Vegas? Strip club.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:51 |
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Shifty Pony posted:For those that will have to work from home allow me to give some actual non-joke advice from someone who has done it for six-ish years full time: I have CATS, man. They will never understand the concept of "working".
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:52 |
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Hillary 2020 posted:Better hoard some gas now before the rest of the populace thinks of it. Has anyone in the United States been shot over toilet paper yet? If not, I'm honestly loving amazed.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:04 |
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How are the countries who actually care about their citizens and are locking poo poo down/testing the population exhaustively going to stop all the infected Americans from loving their country up when travel starts back up again?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:17 |
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I want Trump to look straight at the camera tonight and say "Conoravirus: you're fired!" and give a thumbs-down gesture.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:23 |
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D1Sergo posted:Hey I just realized, all those people who had lung issues from bad vape carts? prolly dead LOL there go the olds AND the millenials.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:30 |
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Pollyanna posted:so we’re all gonna die, right? gently caress yeah, and the sooner the better!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:31 |
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Schnorkles posted:look at that lethality chart So... we really shouldn't bother wasting any time or resources on anyone over 60 then, right?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 23:00 |
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TheHoosier posted:A cesarean is pretty much required for her so I think we have to go to a hospital unless there's something I'm missing I mean, I'm pretty sure Julius Caesar didn't go to the hospital?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 23:09 |
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snoo posted:what happened in the last two hours to make five hundred posts PANDEMIC PARTY!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 23:16 |
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IS AMERICA hosed? Simple YES/NO please.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 23:21 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:02 |
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Doorknob Slobber posted:its going to be sad when some people never post in this thread again, mourn me if I die comrades Lurk more.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 23:24 |