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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:? according to my Plague Inc. modelling, the virus is currently stealth-upgrading it's transmission vectors in order to blitz all afflicted with every symptom at once
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Jan 24, 2020 14:26
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Polo-Rican posted:Symptoms of Coronavirus - If you feel any of these, seek medical attention immediately • Lungs spontaneously turn into blood orbs without warning, causing all the blood in your body to fall out of your body inside of your body
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Jan 24, 2020 20:51
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Dreylad posted:anyone cheering this thing on realize that bernard sanders is 78 years old this is the M4A equivalent to starting a war as a first-term president
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Jan 25, 2020 16:08
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laugh now, while your form is still stable and you've not yet melted into goo
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Jan 25, 2020 18:49
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meanolmrcloud posted:cramming my lungs with vape juice, so the virus has nowhere to nestle giving myself popcorn lung to keep out the virus
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Jan 25, 2020 23:35
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:cspam contagion watch party!! 
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Jan 26, 2020 07:43
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Jan 26, 2020 07:44
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Centrist Committee posted:I’m vomiting blood is that fish flu? all of your blood has fallen out of your body at once. you are now in a critical state.
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Jan 26, 2020 08:23
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try letting the coronavirus mutate you if it succeeds, you'll become more powerful than anyone can imagine...
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Jan 26, 2020 18:26
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does anything that you're wearing on your person at your time matter when you're infected I'd sort of rather have heavily-deformed mutant hands rather than have a chair I forgot to let go of as a fist forever
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Jan 27, 2020 00:59
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SKULL.GIF posted:This thing spreads just by breathing and talking. Coughing into your elbow isn't going to do poo poo. it's going to corrupt my elbow with further viral mutation and give me a Mancubus arm
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Jan 27, 2020 17:32
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Centrist Committee posted:the nice thing about this is that if we don’t see numbers in the hundreds of thousands in a few days the nihilistic neo-eugenicists itt will have to scurry back to their other black pill hangouts Strasserites snapping their fingers, kicking at the dirt as they retreat back to the climate change threads
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Jan 27, 2020 19:00
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GreyjoyBastard posted:a friend of a friend is stuck in the Wuhan area because he booked his flight to come infect us all for 48 hours too late wow! killer look! 
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Jan 27, 2020 21:46
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Venom Snake posted:Wuhan Coronavirus: aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaa
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Jan 28, 2020 01:59
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Its Chocolate posted:if they have the genome can't they make a synthetic vaccine right now yeah now they just have to plug in the opposite code to cancel it out
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Jan 28, 2020 08:06
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truly Nature's Elixir
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Jan 28, 2020 16:31
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wondering which skid from China is going to be the one that takes its two weeks leave and then gives me the ultraflu any reported cases coming out of Shenzhen yet?
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Jan 28, 2020 19:58
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gradenko_2000 posted:Despite Catching The Flu, These Wuhan Residents Are Still Pro-Virus. We Asked Them Why. "This virus is a part of our culture. What is Wuhan without its famous fish flu?"
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Jan 28, 2020 20:00
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I've been coughing into my elbow and the only thing that's happened so far is that my fingers fell off
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Jan 28, 2020 20:33
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captainbananas posted:there is no fire season anymore, there is only fire let the fire live on in your heart, your lungs, your trachea let it live wherever it wishes to roam 
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Jan 28, 2020 22:02
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Xaris posted:can confirm, i live in, or well, i guess i used to live, in san francisco area. now i'm a spectre stuck in the confines of the interweb only awaiting to be freed by the strong transhumanist heroine who will be created by evil corpos and will destroy capitalism and break free these fiber optics that bind me uhhh, about that well, when you read this, know that I had to get incurable mlady out of that crystal prison
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Jan 29, 2020 00:25
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:im saving some room for tomorrows update we're on a twice-daily register now, keep up! 
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Jan 29, 2020 03:21
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Bip Roberts posted:don't give us this potato quality image poo poo. I want this image to destroy the forums as the last humans choke on their own lung excretions where we're going, we'll be one with the stars and the void surrounding them
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Jan 29, 2020 03:38
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Third World Reagan posted:That is why you have to go find them and cough on them smart guy this is why the sniper blowgun exists: to assassinate your targets with zero trace, but you also screwed up handling the cryonically-sealed vial they gave you, so might as well 
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Jan 29, 2020 21:09
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Bip Roberts posted:Has anyone been updating the exponential plot? 
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Jan 30, 2020 00:54
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I would have never taken Ashley Rae Groyperberg to be that type of sort
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Jan 30, 2020 05:22
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RajCooper posted:are we calling it the WuFlu yet? W-Flu, or, "double flu"
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Jan 31, 2020 00:31
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mathematicians said it couldn't be done. statisticians claimed it was impossible. now, witness, for the first time, as the world's first "Loop to Loop" equation is sketched out and successfully rendered on a number grid.
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Jan 31, 2020 00:37
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SKULL.GIF posted:Lol it was 160 deaths yesterday. 210 today. Increase of 10 to the daily rate. replacing the giant cookie in Cookie Clicker with a coronavirus
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Jan 31, 2020 01:26
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*turns blender to purée* yeah hold on, the ingredients really need to mingle if you want to end up with a coronovirus and not primordial sludge!!
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Feb 1, 2020 04:34
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poo poo. I did it for too long and now all the adenine came out of solution aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Feb 1, 2020 04:35
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Shear Modulus posted:how long does it take for a buried body to turn into dirt and you can use the plot again unsurprisingly, the human body is made up of garbage
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Feb 2, 2020 10:19
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Enfys posted:The outbreak and vaccine issues caused a lot of panic, so it's extremely likely that the USSR was then actively working with the H1N1 strain from the late 40s for GoF in response, rather than it escaping from some random "oops". However, labs in the USSR and northern China where the outbreak originated all denied using it for research, so while we know it was caused by a lab virus, we can't be 100% sure how it escaped. it dug an extremely long and tiny tunnel out of containment to the outside world?
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BoldFace posted:The Flugitive "It's too late! It's getting into the engines!" *turbines whine and hiss as they attempt to issue a sound unnatural to engines: a cough* "We're going down! Mayday! Mayday!"
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computer, show me what a solid one-pound mass of coronavirus looks like additionally, tell me whether or not I can slice it and pan-fry or grill it somehow
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