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SKULL.GIF posted:gardening is a groveresque gimmick lmao it's very reasonable to assume that any goon project is grover-like until proven otherwise
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snoo posted:drat is that what happens when you get infected yeah you see normal faces as looking pixelated 
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is there any footage of trump giving one of his classic clingy handshakes during the covid outbreak?
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while extremely funny, it sucks that we're all collateral in the universe's attempts to teach donald j trump a lesson
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power word- Jeb! posted:everyone spread this rumor i hope in three weeks people are saying it unironically turns out the information leading to the arrest of hillary clinton was in our lungs the whole time
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you can share a ride with as many people as you want as long as you each open mouth kiss each other before boarding. since all passengers will either have corona or be corona-free, it's mathematically equivalent to a single passenger
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is it confirmed that heartburn is a symptom of this?
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Dustcat posted:at least it'll be warm under those insulated stairs there are ventilators, but they're in really stupid locations
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Mar 18, 2020 15:59
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love going to bed anxious as gently caress and waking up relatively calm. guess this is what sundowning is like, so at least I can relate to whoever the next pres is
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smart move, unfortunately he paused it right as the virus was overlapping ny's hitbox, causing massive damage
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Bro Dad posted:Florida Update: the golf course near me is the busiest I've ever seen it glue some little nubs on a golf ball so it looks like a virus and leave it in the 18th hole as a little fun surprise for the next golfer to come through
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trying to get the keys from my grandpa like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StdUpboJH-s
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Mar 20, 2020 19:16
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Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Are Landlords Real Hahahaha Just Live In That Apartment Like Don't Pay Any Rent Haha
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Mar 20, 2020 23:27
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Mar 24, 2020 16:12
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Wrex Ruckus posted:It would be funny if the number of US cases crossed 50k while Trump is still talking DOW* 50k *Dead Or Wasted
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Schnorkles posted:real talk mayor dave the whole "my wife is pregnant thing" is giving super anxiety in the whole pandemic situation!!! being married to the thing seems like it would be stressful under any circumstances tbh
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Mayor Dave posted:are escorts even working now? i'd have thought the ones who can would be avoiding work atm they should for sure be avoiding atm since fecal-oral transmission seems likely
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actionjackson posted:we are full of the three Vs vim in my left lung vigor in my right here i am stuck in the trump ICU
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Failson posted:https://twitter.com/carolrosenberg/status/1242564996850122754 i'm at the pizza hut. i'm at the detention center. i'm at the combination pizza hut detention center
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are there any age demographic breakdowns more up-to-date than this one: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/ (feb 29, and seemingly only based on china figures). anything taking into account results out of italy or other regions?
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gregday posted:https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1242907093322977281 can a brain crack ping more than once? seeing reports out of cspam that it's possible but a lot of folks are saying those brains were never crack pinged in the first place
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Mar 25, 2020 21:31
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daddie's cuomies
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/mradamtaylor/status/1243166615254044675?s=20 lol gonna whip up a custom zoom background so it looks like i'm sitting in a wood paneled room right under a sick rear end self portrait
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Mar 26, 2020 16:22
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Deceptive Thinker posted:ahh I see the problem one positive in all this is confirmation of the long theorized "sex cake" doctor archetype
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Iron Crowned posted:I've never heard of a commercial butthole before wait til the beans kick in
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euphronius posted:the quadrants he picks may end up being historically important pretty generous of him to pre-balkanize the country
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euphronius posted:it was assumed there would be an objection right ? bernie objects, puts in language that makes everyone gay married to him, and therefore covered 100% by his healthcare
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Tei posted:We are living in the timeline where many laws has been influenced directly by Bono. yeah a significant number of lawyers are pro Bono
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Marx Headroom posted:socialism isnt perfect, it has problems. for instance everyone has to share the same roll of toilet paper. me and a thousand fellow socialists all pulling from the same roll til our butts kiss like lady and the tramp
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MorrisBae posted:Wu Dat weaux han
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:there really is an uncanny valley/smooth look to the image that just doesn't register right imagine being an AI and gaining sentience, but sorry Jack youre the joe biden AI
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Mar 28, 2020 05:02
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Rock My Socks! posted:Also a solid tactic to enforce social distancing  the most infectious will never know
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shovelbum posted:Cemeteries are reclaimed/relocated all the time, it's expensive compared to greenfield but cheaper than a really contaminated site iirc. Mostly slow. imagining the powerful curse that will be visited upon whoever is foolish enough to build their 23rd century homes on an ancient american burial site
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a raccoon posted:it only lives for 24 hours on cardboard so you could probably just leave the pizza on your front step for a full day before eating it
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silicone thrills posted:Pretty sure you can get more porn though idk i'm starting to develop stress whenever i see 2 people within 6 feet of each other
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