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fart simpson posted:a guy collapsed near my apartment in shenzhen yesterday and everyone freaked out, turned out he was just falling down drunk Tornado style beer technique strikes again>
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gradenko_2000 posted:It would be funny if this influenced the Iowa caucus from all the olds having to stay in and not vote In another tragedy white boomer tourists take the virus home to the Phoenix metro area.
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TheDon01 posted:https://twitter.com/AKpublicnews/status/1221899356963368960?s=20 lol if you test positive they will drive you off into the woods
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:How long will it take to infect Baghdad? 2 days Our Prophet Kyoon was crucified before he could spread his message to more forums.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol americans are going to be mass dying in tents and their kids are gonna get $40k bills for the privilege imagine the line by line item for being treated in a run down lovely tent. Tent Flap Opening Service 10k Tent Leak Patching Service 20k
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Vitamin P posted:Tomorrow I'm wearing my woodworking mask just to gently caress with people it could just be that tbh. Don't forget to make loud coughing sounds at work if you have a open office space and tell your co-workers you went on vacation to China.
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Victory Position posted:we're on a twice-daily register now, keep up! The Virgin SARs vs the Chad Wuhan Coronavirus
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1222793858859307008 Hopefully the virus isn't stashing away new mutation points from these infections.
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Enfys posted:wasn't Finland the third? The space between Finns especially at bus stop will make the virus ineffective.
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Jel Shaker posted:vending machine related accident killed more than Sars lol The Virgin SARS vs the chad nCOV
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triple sulk posted:it's happening It will mutate into a version of the virus that only goes after Pats fans.
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QuarkJets posted:
Quarantine all Pats fans just to be on the safe side
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lmao Trumpy is so evil for how he gutted the whole organization Obama put together and also defended various federal agencies that specialize in this type of crisis.
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Enfys posted:It's like watching a sped up sim building game. When you you spend gold in the Civ games to insta-build new city improvements.
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The SA probation concept with Chinese characteristics.
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Stairmaster posted:you'd get fired if you were an american Imagine if this happened in the US especially with all the Anti-vaxxers and CBD oil cures autism whacko running around.
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A Russian troll farm posted:Part of it is law, part of it is norms. Employers violate laws all the time. What actually matter is if they think they could get away with it, or if it would be worth the potential hassle. I'm in Canada, and we have stronger labour laws than the US (though they are still routinely violated.) They could probably get away with it if they really wanted to, but I'm fairly confident that my employer wouldn't fire me for being quarantined. The risk/reward for them just doesn't really make sense. The US has poo poo labor laws in terms of protecting employees stuck in a quarantine situation and only a small number of US states provide even basic job protection.
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silicone thrills posted:FMLA is so mindblowingly useless. All it says if that if you work at a job with 50+ people they can't fire you during the 12 weeks you are using it. Yeah paid sick time in the US sucks vs other countries. My company only gives 1 week of sick team, after that you have to start using vacation then unpaid time off.
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Well hopefully Wuhan Flu doesn't find Avian flu via WeChat then decide to hookup.
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SKULL.GIF posted:China accusing the USA of overreacting (by putting out a travel advisory) while they're putting massive cities on total lockdown, then comparing these travel bans to the loving Holocaust, is beyond the loving pale. Projection with Chinese characteristics. Those videos of waking up to find their apartment doors welded shut were something else.
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sincx posted:
I like the story of the diarrhea cruise in which the ship lost power and the toilets started to back up.
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Zil posted:For a shitstorm or a blowing her nose? It could be a stock photo from hurricane season in Florida.
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T-rex chases big rear end Corona virus then gently caress
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Forceholy posted:Oh no, Switch players won't get a boring, poo poo, liberalized version Corporate New Vegas (in Space!). The Outer Worlds is basically the Spacers Choice version of a RPG.
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vyst posted:They are basically the #1 transportation pollution in the world so I'm down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKbBDKsSEic
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:61 infected but they've only tested 270 of them lmao They should hire these people run the Nevada dem caucus!
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lmao how the predicts show the peak infections are still a month away along with epicenters potentially showing up in other countries.
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The supply chain disruption is going to be pretty crazy especially when it spreads other major cities or spreads to places like S Korea / Taiwan.
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gradenko_2000 posted:we had a call center in Chongqing close last week and I expect the Shenzen one is gonna go pretty soon too One of my co-workers had a freak-out this week since his small business sources everything from China. Got notified that all the factories that makes parts and materials are shutting down this week. 
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Dog Toothbrush posted:so the overwhelmed hospitals in China, all those people had pre existing pulmonary issues? well in general the flu type virus tend to be much more lethal to people with weaker immune systems or have other pre-existing medical conditions.
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Dog Toothbrush posted:#BelieveTrump The Trumpian version of "Brownie, you are doing a heck of a job!"
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Viruses and parasites in general do not actually want to kill their host. A virus that kills its host dies too, and doesn't spread at all. That would be a pretty bad virus. Yeah it's why Ebola will never reach global pandemic levels since it's too lethal and rapid once you get away from the animal reservoirs sources.
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