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Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Lid posted:

WHAT THE gently caress KOBE BRYANT IS DEAD

Yeah. Hopefully they do a small tribute to Kobe before the Rumble. Very sad

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Gable/Sheamus and Andrade/Carrillo are on the Kickoff show

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Is dog food still a thing in the wwe?

Yeah it's pretty much the only thing they serve these days.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Team Dewey get in here I have been assured of our victory by the newspapers.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I have paid for the network every month since the day it was released.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sigh, I remember the preshow 2 years ago where the entire thing had rusev day chants in the background.

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
It wouldnt be wrestlemania season without thw by the numbers promo

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
These are the only numbers you need to know.

30, or 29... the amount of people that legally enter the Royal Rumble match depending on the year.
1, or 2... the amount of people that can win the royal rumble, because it can end in a tie.
2 minutes, or whatever... the amount of time before each person comes out of the Rumble.

Hope you all got that

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Only 2 superstars have won from the #1 spot" *shows Shawn for a millisecond*

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I like Booker T's suit.


Gimmie

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
I haven't watched wwe in ages but it's the Australia day public holiday and the rumble is a fun gimmick normally. I have no idea about wwe current stories though although I'm led to believe there is a lot of cucking going on.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Burn Down Canberra posted:

I haven't watched wwe in ages but it's the Australia day public holiday and the rumble is a fun gimmick normally. I have no idea about wwe current stories though although I'm led to believe there is a lot of cucking going on.

And dog food. I'm told there will be dog food

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Burn Down Canberra posted:

I haven't watched wwe in ages but it's the Australia day public holiday and the rumble is a fun gimmick normally. I have no idea about wwe current stories though although I'm led to believe there is a lot of cucking going on.

current story is "watch Will Ospreay vs Hiromu Takahashi and Will Ospreay vs Shingo Takagi"

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Who can beat Brock Lesnar?"

Goldberg, Seth Rollins, The Undertaker, Roman Reigns, possibly Braun with another try.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
why is christian sitting so far away from everyone else

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
Ok well stopped watching before survivor series dont make me look stupid by coming back wwe

(I fully expect to feel stupid)

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Blaise330 posted:

"Who can beat Brock Lesnar?"

Goldberg, Seth Rollins, The Undertaker, Roman Reigns, possibly Braun with another try.

Ok sure, but who can possibly lift Big Show over the top rope?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I live stupid.


lol "longest-tenured"

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Uh... 3d 2d cutouts?

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Uh... 3d 2d cutouts?

I expect to see a large set of empty boxes with "MERCHANDISE VHS TAPES HERE" between them

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Okay y'all, i'm gonna be playing Kingdom Hearts 3. Tell me when Andrade and Carrillo start fighting

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Yeesh I forgot how little wrestling is on the preshow. I shoulda tuned in later.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
ganbare, becky-kun

getting your win back is an important and essential part of what it means to be The Man

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
"I bought my husband a new rifle so I could buy myself wrestling tickets"?


I have so, so many questions

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



The Buck Bumble

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Yay Rumble time!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

"I bought my husband a new rifle so I could buy myself wrestling tickets"?


I have so, so many questions

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ride the snake

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Blaise330 posted:

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

Hell yeah, Lewis Black.


Christian seems really lost today.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



If anyone asks you to ride their snake, you tell an adult immediately

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Daniel Bryan is the GOAT. His last two matches with Wyatt were great and I’d love nothing more than a win here and a Roman win of the rumble but we’ll see.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
the first time ronda loving sucked why this time would be different?

also i hope edge stays retired, no money is worth risking your health for the wwe

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

WHat times does this start. TIA

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Zeta Acosta posted:

the first time ronda loving sucked why this time would be different?

also i hope edge stays retired, no money is worth risking your health for the wwe

Rhonda got a good match out of Nia Jax

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Oh good, children's rhymes and a bad rip off of Jason's "Kill Kill Kill"


Thanks, I hate it

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Hell yeah, Lewis Black.


Christian seems really lost today.

Edge gets to be in the rumble and he doesn't.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm still feeding farm animals and doing work but I am so happy and excited, even though this is going to suck. because it's the rumble. :shobon: and the rumble is always special.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Hahahahahah, a fuckin STRAP match.


O yeah, I made the right decision tonight to watch this

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"It's what they want, it's not what they're gonna get"

This guy knows too much about WWE booking

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a.lo posted:

WHat times does this start. TIA

As noted in the OP, the PPV proper starts at 7 EST/4 PST. The kick-off is on now and there will be at least one match on it, but a ton of filler in-between.

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