The Royal Fucking Rumble for 2020

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

NUMBER 25 MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS

gently caress THE CONFEDERACY, ALSO NUMBERS ONE THROUGH TWENTY-FOUR AND TWENTY-SIX THROUGH THIRTY

# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 22:05

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 11:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I hope they start with one of the Rumbles; give me as much space between them as possible so that I can rally for the second one.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 00:57

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I liked the old then/now/forever signature more, but I do like the Rocky-ish music that accompanies the new one

ALSO STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:01

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I just checked the OP and saw the card; except the Roman Reigns and Bayley matches, this seems like an exciting card.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:03

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

OH gently caress THEY ENCASED ROMAN IN CARBONITE

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:05

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

This match is taking a loving eternity, jesus

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:30

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I like face Kevin Owens.

Also, I want Otis to enter the women's Rumble with a wig on and to throw out Sonya, and then for Mandy to enter the men's Rumble with a sharpie'd on goatee and to throw out Tucker.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Please let #3 be Nikki Cross

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:39

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

gently caress YES IT'S MIGHTY MOLLY

gently caress THE CROWD FOR NOT CHEERING LOUDER

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:42

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

surf rock posted:

Please let #3 be Nikki Cross

I'll take #4! C'mon Bliss/Cross!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:44

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Jerusalem posted:

Frontloading this Rumble so far, Nikki!

And the next entrant, #5, is gonna win the whole thing!

LOL

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:46

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Whoa jesus Live looked amazing coming out there, both just appearance-wise and in terms of intensity

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:50

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Wooooo Candice!!!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:52

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

THE TRUEST LOVE STORY IN HISTORY

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:54

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I know Kairi was like the perfect babyface, but she's an even better heel. Her whole heel look is legitimately one of the best in the whole industry, and she's such an annoying little jerk with that umbrella, it's amazing.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:57

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Push El Burrito posted:

Otis couldn't carry everyone

It would've been SO GOOD if he caught them both.

Also Dana Brooke has a top three current wrestling theme, gently caress anyone who disagrees

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:01

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

lol gently caress off Tamina, you're the worst

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:03

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I like Dakota Kai's evil '80s-girl hair

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:04

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I am super into face Alexa and monster Bianca going on a crazy run

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:07

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

oh my god Naomi's HAIR :sparkle:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:10

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Woo Toni, have a better showing than last night!

Also I just realized that the start of her theme sounds like Mighty Morphing Power Rangers

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:13

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Jerusalem posted:

That was anti-climactic.

Still, one hell of a showing from Bianca.

Once they said she set the record, I knew she was doomed. They love the records poo poo and they have to give themselves somewhere to go from here; they don't want the record to go from six eliminations to 16 or whatever

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:15

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Oh my god Kelly Kelly just set back the women's division by 15 years

Although I guess Toni's big gimmick in the first Mae Young Classic was hitting people in the face with her rear end, too, so if it was gonna happen to anyone it might as well happen to her

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:16

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

ALRIGHT TEAM MCCLELLAN, WHO WE GOT?

TIME FOR #25 TO CRUSH THIS poo poo

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:20

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

WE DID IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

ZELINA VEGA

IS

GOING

TO

WIN

THE

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:21

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

USE YOUR SMALL STATURE AND AGILITY TO AVOID THEIR ATTACKS, ZELINA

TARGET THE WOMAN WITH THE HEAD INJURY

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Whoever said Naomi's new gear makes it look like it's split open along the rear was 100% correct

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:24

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Whoa Carmella's gear is amazing

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:25

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Beth's hair literally looks dyed, it's kind of gross

We're verging on Ric Flair blood, which nobody should have

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:27

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Wait, Tegan's biggest influence is Kane?

That's loving incredible, I love it

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:28

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

...oh, that's why they had to keep Beth in?

UGH

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:28

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

This guy loving sucks, and as lovely as Jim Cornette is I understand why you'd want to deck the dude

Also Shayna is going to win, unless ZELINA VEGA, NOTED STAR finds a way to outfox her

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:30

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

ZELINA NO

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:31

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:35

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

It's kind of interesting that there was a big pop the second that Charlotte won, and then the crowd waned so quickly.

It's hard not to root for Ric's daughter on some level, especially since her personal story is so rough (spending her life on pursuing her dead brother's dream), but god they need to get her into some better stories.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:41

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

SO TRADITIONAL

IT'S UNCONDITIONAL

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:44

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

OH poo poo

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 02:57

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Why is there no way to watch True Life online except the MTV site?

None of the, uh, "sketchy" sites have it even

Viacom really has a vice grip on the internet, dang

edit: I'm bored by this match

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 03:21

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/otiswwe/status/1221620251835670528?s=20

Oh gently caress, call it off, call it off, he's secretly Albedo, he's gonna tear her loving head off, NOOOOOOOOOOO

:gonk:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 03:32

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 11:33

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

gently caress it, I want Kairi to go full saturday morning cartoon and to start hypnotizing people with her swirly umbrella

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 03:38

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