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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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what have i missed besides Baron Corbin only being covered in metaphorical poo poo?

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Croc posted:

The only winning team is my team, team not playing.

:hf:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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katatonic posted:

Sarah Logan deserves better

no she doesn't

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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well, i can't get any streams to work right tonight but looks like i probably don't need to be watching anyway lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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really bold to follow the women's rumble with this

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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hahaha Shayna is still gonna face Becky at Wrestlemania, but they wouldn't give her the Rumble win so we're also gonna get Charlotte vs. Lacey lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Julio Cruz posted:

pretty sure the (men's) RR is literally always the main event

:wrong:

usually, but not always

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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The Fiend fuckin sucks

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Remember when they stopped a HiaC because Seth beat the Fiend up too much? And then as soon as the match ended, the Fiend was indestructible again?

Pretty cool stuff.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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If anyone is really bored, Ariana Grande is pretty good on the Grammys right now

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This is so dumb and lovely

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DarkstarIV posted:

WWE couldn't make it any more obvious Becky is winning even if they had broadcasted it with a giant neon sign.

Christ. It would be one of the biggest shocks of 2020 if Asuka actually beat Becky tonight. But goddamnit, we need BECKY VS CHARLOTTE FOR WM, PAL.

lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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THO, the Paige Tap Out

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Lil Nas X mega mix on the Grammys

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Taking Rusev and Lashley our of the match with a BRUTAL UNFILMED brawl is the funniest poo poo ever

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This match is going to be so bad

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This company deserves to die

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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lmao

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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This poo poo is so funny and terrible all at the same time

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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I’m so glad my friends didn’t ask to do a Rumble drinking game this year. We all would’ve died on these goofy eliminations.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Sanguinia posted:

You know, maybe its just because I haven't watched a WWE PPV in more than 7 months, but I don't hate this.

That being said, this is not exactly exciting. Its more of an angle than anything. Not exactly a brilliant move for your main event

It’s sort of good in concept, but also a complete waste of a once a year main event.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Lmfao

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Oh jesus. All of that for a nut shot and lovely Drew

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Yea Drew’s winning this is gonna rule

Drew’s boring as poo poo, tho

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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CarlCX posted:

cannot imagine thinking Drew is boring

Can imagine thinking this is the worst Royal Rumble ever, thus far

He spent most of last year in pseudo stables with Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler and Bobby Lashley. Just an absolute miasma of Ambien.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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SalTheBard posted:

I feel like this match has gotten way better since Lesnar was eliminated

Well, it seems like a Rumble, at least. Not saying a whole lot.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Edge is here to set up his Blood Money match with Baron Corbin

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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DeepDickPizza posted:

Edge is here to set up his Blood Money match with Baron Corbin

Or AJ, I guess

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Insertnamehere31 posted:

Wasn’t heavy machinery supposed to be in this match?

WWE.txt

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Sanguinia posted:

Ohhh! Rollins is bringing his whole crew! Is this going to be a giant cool brawl?!

Haha. This match sucks.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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It’s called a moment right here, Corey.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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lol

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Well, at least now I don’t have to watch the product again until Wrestlemania or, judging by the likely card, perhaps ever.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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IDONTPOST posted:

drew and roman are the same person and they both suck rear end

:yeah:

Technically competent, but boring as gently caress!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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On one hand, Brock vs. Drew will be an infinitely better match than Brock vs. Cain. On the other hand, nobody outside of the diehards that are still hanging onto this dying company could possibly give half a poo poo about that match.

What's gonna main event the show? Brock vs. Drew? Becky vs. Charlotte? Roman vs. Fiend? They have no viable bullets left in the chamber anymore. All of those matches are completely lackluster Wrestlemania main events.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

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Eat My Fuc posted:

How do we know it won't be Roman Vs. Edge in a real retirement match for the guy since he didn't get to go out the way he wanted before beating ADR

This match would actually be something interesting and while I don't think anything they book will "move the numbers", I think it would actually appeal to the more casual fans that WWE has bled over the past few years.

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