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Who will win the Super Bowl?
This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
There would be something funny about Andy Reid having a career with like the 5th most wins of all time but no Super Bowl victories in there.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nodoze posted:

can we have him back, we'll give you one tom brady. slightly used, older model but still efficient

NEVER

Also,
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1221875476475666432

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Bye phil. I'm sorry you had to deal with an incompetent franchise for a decade and a half. You are forever in my top 5 Chargers.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Real mad the Patriots aren't in this super bowl. Actually started to make plans for this coming sunday before remembering.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Such little fanfare compared to Eli. I mean, Eli retired, but still.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Such little fanfare compared to Eli. I mean, Eli retired, but still.

Because the Chargers are a dumb franchise that often alienates their greatest players.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Chargers getting ready for Brady.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Dry rub ribs encrusted by the chicken flavor seasoning packet in boxes of Rice a Roni

Better San Francisco-invented food/drink items:

Cioppino
Martinis
Sourdough bread
Clam chowder in a bread bowl
Its It ice cream sandwiches
Rockey road ice cream
Chop Suey
Crab Louie
Chicken Tetrazzini
Mission-style burritos (large flour tortilla, rice and beans inside)
Fortune cookies


Wow. It'll be weird as hell to watch the Chargers quarterbacked by someone else. Gonna LOL pretty hard if they bring in Brady

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Chargers getting ready for Brady.

I'd rather have brady as a bridge to Herbert or Tua than Tyrod or Stick

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Because the Chargers are a dumb franchise that often alienates their greatest players.

That's true but not really the case here. It's time.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Chargers getting ready for Brady.

NO.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Philip Rivers, Tampa Bay Buc

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1221884404584394753

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Cameron Newton, Los Angeles Charger

https://twitter.com/AndrewErickson_/status/1221876580760412160

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Please no

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

This is nuts and I don't know if it's lowkey because it's just breaking and not confirmed yet, or because nobody gives a poo poo about the Chargers.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

This is nuts and I don't know if it's lowkey because it's just breaking and not confirmed yet, or because nobody gives a poo poo about the Chargers.

It's the latter and I'm sad

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Healthy cam on the Chargers is a nightmare.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

a neat cape posted:

It's the latter and I'm sad

When was the last time a Free Agent as good as Philip Rivers hit the FA market?

Drew Brees and Peyton Manning but there were injury concerns. Favre but there was elderly concerns.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Healthy cam on the Chargers is a nightmare.

Cam will never be healthy again

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

N: https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/27/kareem-hunt-speeding-arrest-marijuana-body-dash-cam-video/


V: not optimal

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
what a low-effort hack lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

When was the last time a Free Agent as good as Philip Rivers hit the FA market?

Drew Brees and Peyton Manning but there were injury concerns. Favre but there was elderly concerns.

Kurt Warner? Rich Gannon?

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1221885784409747456

lol

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Hot Diggity! posted:

Packers hacked

https://twitter.com/packers/status/1221865728317501441?s=19

https://twitter.com/packers/status/1221866007935049733?s=19

For when it gets deleted it's nothing more than the hackers saying they hacked the account

Look at their twitter page. They're hacking all the NFL teams twitters and instagram accounts.

It's... actually a good bit of guerrilla marketing

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol going from head coach to a positional coach in one year.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Hehehe I'm watching the latest season of Mr. Robot so these NFL hacks seem prescient.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Rivers replacing Brady on the Pats and immediately getting a ring.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Finger Prince posted:

Rivers replacing Brady on the Pats and immediately getting a ring.

Rivers would probably refuse to play for Kraft due to the hand job bust.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

a neat cape posted:

Kurt Warner? Rich Gannon?

Kurt Warner good call.

I was in Chicago around that time and rumors were crazy that he was spotted everywhere in town.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Finger Prince posted:

Rivers replacing Brady on the Pats and immediately getting a ring.

This is my nightmare

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

News: Go Niners.

Views: Go Niners.

I would also like to agree with this sentiment.

Definitely going to be a little weird seeing Rivers on another team.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Rivers would probably refuse to play for Kraft due to the hand job bust.
Rivers is exactly the type of guy who would visit an Asian massage parlor for a rub and tug tbqh

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a neat cape posted:

This is my nightmare

Rivers replacing Brady on the Pats, goes to the Super Bowl, loses, and shoots himself.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

Bye phil. I'm sorry you had to deal with an incompetent franchise for a decade and a half. You are forever in my top 5 Chargers.

I wanna know this Top 5, and if it doesn’t include Mike Scifres, why not/where is he?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

C-Euro posted:

What watch party food should I make for my wife and I to eat by ourselves because I can't think of anyone who'll be hosting a party.

Ranch dressing soaked broccoli pizza.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

fartknocker posted:

I wanna know this Top 5, and if it doesn’t include Mike Scifres, why not/where is he?

1. Tommie Harris
2. Seau
3. Tomlinson
4. Rivers
5. Malcom Floyd

Scifres, Gates, and Merriman are all real close

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Where did Rivers move in Florida? I am assuming Naples since he is so drat old.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Elephanthead posted:

Where did Rivers move in Florida? I am assuming Naples since he is so drat old.

I think it's northern panhandle Florida. Closer to Alabama

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The further north you move up Florida, the more southern it becomes

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