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Who will win the Super Bowl?
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Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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Apr 28, 2009

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C-Euro posted:

What watch party food should I make for my wife and I to eat by ourselves because I can't think of anyone who'll be hosting a party.

I like themed food. Kansas City? Barbecue. San Francisco? Sourdough bread. Combine both into a sandwich and consume while wearing a hat with the NFL logo on it.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Ultimate crappy place to have the Super Bowl would be Gillette Stadium. Open design allows weather to be a factor, poo poo location (have fun taking Route 1!) and the influx of Massholes. Debating if it would be worse if the Pats were in that Super Bowl or not.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Hehehe I'm watching the latest season of Mr. Robot so these NFL hacks seem prescient.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Watch him split the difference & live in Orlando.

Philip is too young to live in The Villages.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Fact: Any place that has a decently-sized Hispanic/Latino community will have good food.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Let's not lump all Hispanic food together now. It was not created equal. The best Filipino and Puerto Rican food don't even touch the crappiest taco cart in California. Mexican food is the gold standard of Hispanic foods. Argentina and Peru are distant runner ups.
First time I've heard Filipino lumped in with Hispanic food. Yes, there's Spanish influence, but I won't say that it's overriding the Chinese/Indonesian/Southeastern Asian roots to qualify as "Hispanic."

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Apr 28, 2009

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They don't speak Spanish in the Philippines.

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Apr 28, 2009

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The big question now is "Does Andy Reid like burritos? If so, does he like fries in them?"

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Apr 28, 2009

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I believe we were talking about this in last week's Pro Bowl thread.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Quick post the sandwich alignment chart

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Apr 28, 2009

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fartknocker posted:

Is eating rear end a sandwich?

Well the butthole is between buns so

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Apr 28, 2009

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Alaois posted:

i'm just trying to figure out where the line is because apparently Filipino food counts as "hispanic food" but even aside from that the term "hispanic food" is so hilariously broad considering like, even different fuckin regions of Spain have different cuisines and the massive differences between Mexican cuisine and cuisines from South America
As a Filipino I don't count Filipino food as "Hispanic food."

Since there's a confusion about the term "Hispanic" I present this guide.


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Bisque is just a vegetable milk shake

Lobster bisque is normally thickened with rice instead of milk.


As for Super Bowl foods...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfN_nlf-AXM

Mods please change the thread title to Super Bowl Week News/Views: We're Actually Goons With Spoons

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Apr 28, 2009

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a neat cape posted:

I loving love Sam and his cool restaurant

I need to check out his restaurant. Maybe next time I'm down in San Diego for Comic-Con (provided they don't move it to LA like the mentioned a year or 2 ago).

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Apr 28, 2009

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BoB's already HC & GM, what else can they promote him to? President?

Of course my first thought was that he was fired, which reminded me of this meme gem:

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Apr 28, 2009

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Suspicious that there's no Kansas City options in the underwear section of the NFL shop site. At least San Francisco has boxer options.

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Apr 28, 2009

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I think it's supposed to be a 6, for Baker Mayfield.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Sono posted:

I'm in Wyoming, just munching on straight ground beef right out of the fridge.

My immediate thought was that the ground beef was raw.

It's cooked, right?

:ohdear:

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Apr 28, 2009

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Was it Greenberg or Golic that initiated the breakup of Mike & Mike?

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Apr 28, 2009

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Guze posted:

It's not cooked.

Raw beef, pepper, and onions on rye

Huh. Steak tartare is a thing so I guess if the beef was freshly ground that should be ok. I'd be worried about ground beef from a store as there's a variable of cleanliness when grinding/packing.

Also, I could've sworn I had some dishes that pair the dill herb with beef, so it doesn't surprise me that much.

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Apr 28, 2009

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News:

https://twitter.com/DanWolken/status/1222869771286450180?s=20

Views: it's always about food with Andy, and that's why we love him.

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Apr 28, 2009

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(INTERIOR FOOTBALL TUNNEL)


A BATTERED, BEATEN TOM BRADY HOBBLES DOWN A TUNNEL TOWARDS THE LOCKER ROOM. HE PASSES A YOU G BOY HOLDING A COKE.

BOY: Mr. Brady? Mr. Brady…

BRADY TURNS AROUND.

BRADY (ANNOYED): Yeah?

BOY (STAMMERING): You… you need any help?

BRADY TURNS AWAY TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

BRADY (GRUNTING): No.

BOY: I just want you to know… I think… I think…

BRADY TURNS BACK AROUND TO LOOK AT BOY.

BOY: I think you're the best ever!

BRADY CRACKS A SMALL SMILE, BUT TURNS AWAY.

BRADY: Yeah, sure.

BOY HOLDS UP COKE.

BOY: Want my Coke? It's okay, you can have it.

BRADY WAVES HIS HAND.

BRADY: No, no.

BOY STEPS CLOSER, COKE RAISED.

BOY: Really, you can have it!

BRADY HESITATES, THEN GRABS COKE.

BRADY: Okay.

BRADY TAKES SWIG OF COKE. UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS. AS BRADY DRINKS COKE, BOY TURNS AWAY DEJECTED.

BOY: See you around.

BRADY FINISHES COKE.

BRADY: Hey kid!

BOY TURNS AROUND. TO HIS SURPRISE BRADY IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. BEFORE THE BOY COULD REACT, BRADY KISSES HIM ON THE MOUTH. THE KISS ENDS, WITH THE BOY SMILING.

BOY: Wow, thanks Tom Brady!

FREEZE FRAME OF TOM BRADY SMILING, WITH THE WORDS "AVOID STRAWBERRIES" ARE SHOWN ACROSS THE SCREEN.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Is it me or does it seem the death of Kobe Bryant has sucked up a lot of the sports news oxygen this week? The few times I've been watching TV I noticed more things about Bryant than talk about the Super Bowl.

I'm thinking of making deep-fried wings for Sunday.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Somewhere in New York, Adam Silver quietly smiles as the NBA overtakes the popular consciousness on the NFL's biggest weekend.

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Apr 28, 2009

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True, but Shaq didn't have the dedication to the game like Kobe did.

Kobe saw Jordan's maniacal drive and modeled his career after it. Meanwhile, Shaq did this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfdemcL35A

Real talk though, Steel was the worse acting job compared to Kazaam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAWWmLfkWo

In the Shaq/Kobe feud, I sided wirth Shaq

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Apr 28, 2009

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Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl Week News/Views: (Throws ball) "KOBE!"

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Apr 28, 2009

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Daryl Morey may have been right in his Hong Kong statements & is considered Stat Jesus amongst the analytics crowd, but not knowing that China is a huge market that his business is trying to step into shows how little he knows regarding the capitalistic system he's a part of.
:capitalism:

Grittybeard posted:

The fake throw with no flinch was right there man.

gently caress, I forgot about Matt Barnes.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Modeling yourself after a legendary rear end in a top hat is not a good thing. Besides, Kobe wasn't even the biggest rear end in a top hat in the league anyway. That was KG.

Normally I'd agree, but if the end result gets you championships, the admiration of your fans, and immortality, then it's understandable to think the ends justify the means.

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Apr 28, 2009

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kiimo posted:

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around how Dolores O’Riordan and Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston's daughter all died by accidentally drowning in their bathtubs.

The Tub Assassin has been busy.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Dangerllama posted:


edit: This Doritos ad is just :wtc:

https://youtu.be/9OpuHa2vwdk

Lil Nas X is a drat treasure. Gay black hip hop artist that crossed over into country appeal using a Nine Inch Nails track is a good thing in the hell world we live in. May he ride that horse the full 15 minutes.

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Apr 28, 2009

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FizFashizzle posted:

look at this bullshit


Real NFL person Bom Trady is reporting the patriots are going to give Brady 30 mil and all new receivers and a pony

Saying "Andy Dalton leading the New England Patriots to a Super Bowl" is... Something.

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Apr 28, 2009

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It's like the Chiefs need the motivation to succeed.

Have the Chiefs had a dominating win beginning-to-end this season? I remember there being more of those last year, but the stars show this year to be a "down" year for them offensively.

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Apr 28, 2009

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Cavauro posted:

would you rather have jimmy g, teddy b, kirky c, jared g, andy d, or derek c.

Like straight up they will be the qb of my team? Like if I was on the Bengals, would I want Teddy B over Andy Dalton? Plug your choice into an existing team or build one from the ground up?

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