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Who will win the Super Bowl? This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs	65	0.71%
San Francisco 49ers	42	0.46%
Goku	9016	98.52%
Lamar is the MVP	28	0.31%
Total:	9151 votes

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Play it in Tokyo and have the halftime show include the full size walking Gundam.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 18:51

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

Bye phil. I'm sorry you had to deal with an incompetent franchise for a decade and a half. You are forever in my top 5 Chargers.

I wanna know this Top 5, and if it doesn�t include Mike Scifres, why not/where is he?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 21:30

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

1. Tommie Harris
2. Seau
3. Tomlinson
4. Rivers
5. Malcom Floyd

Scifres, Gates, and Merriman are all real close

I need an explanation on Tommie Harris, cause I barely remembered the dude, never mind that he was with San Diego at all...

Rest all make sense.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 21:57

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Android Apocalypse posted:

Quick post the sandwich alignment chart

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:56

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Is eating rear end a sandwich?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 03:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Lorenzo Neal was cool as hell, but I don�t think he was with them all that long.

Also, surprised his cousin Jacob wasn�t mentioned. :imunfunny:

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 17:05

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/espngolic/status/1222564046576201728?s=19

Jfc sean Salisbury

Sean Salisbury is poop from a butt.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 02:02

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Salvor_Hardin posted:

What does that even mean?

Andy wants to try some Long Pig.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 16:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Guze posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1222898134314913795?s=19

Can I get a "gently caress the Saints" in the chat?

gently caress the Saints.

cpranger posted:

https://twitter.com/FrankCaliendo/status/1222860243144790016?s=19

Now I miss real Summerall/Madden, even though they stopped after Super Bowl XXXVI...

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 16:10

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Codependent Poster posted:

Nevermind that award poo poo, have some Big Q content:

https://streamable.com/gm6ft

Make sure you have the sound on.

I demand this be made the background of TFF.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 01:29

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1224019742081671175

I love how much his own team hates Derek Carr.

e: oops beaten in another thread. But as a Chiefs fan I will say I am all for this.

If you don�t wanna see Gruden and Brady screaming at each on the sidelines in Las Vegas, you don�t like football.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 21:19

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

BGrifter posted:

Experts are doubting that Trubisky himself in 2019/2020 earned a rating of 1.0 Trubiskys, so it�s uncertain.

We do know for a fact that Mahomes is at least a 3.75 Trubisky quarterback. You could even argue he�s the first 4.0 Trubisky quarterback in the league right now.

Okay, on the Official Trubisky Scale, I�m gonna need ratings instead peak :manning:

, Sexy Rexy, and Vinny Testaverde.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 06:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

TheBizzness posted:

Matt Moore and Chad Henne are Super Bowl Champions.

Fins up.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 18:11

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:01

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I believe they already do that, or can. I wanna say the Colts gave one to Edge even though he had left the team in free agency prior to the season.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 19:17

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