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Who will win the Super Bowl?
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Kansas City Chiefs 65 0.71%
San Francisco 49ers 42 0.46%
Goku 9016 98.52%
Lamar is the MVP 28 0.31%
Total: 9151 votes
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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
N: Super Bowl has no Patriots or Packers in it

V: :krad:

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

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a neat cape posted:

I'm extremely distressed now

Do you know why I'm distressed? This poo poo right here

a neat cape posted:

Needs more fries in burritos

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Better Than You posted:

French fries don't belong inside a burrito

:yeah:

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

BlindSite posted:

Whats a kebab?

Meat stick, or meat on a stick, therefore it's a corndog

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

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I don't know who this is, but considering some of the dudes we trotted out at CB this year, good? I think?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Grittybeard posted:

These are always ridiculous and way too obviously wrong but we have nothing else to talk about so let's discuss:

https://twitter.com/TodayInSports3/status/1222554302029402112

I somehow doubt Louisiana is the hotbed of pork tenderloins.

How the gently caress is Illinois Philly Cheese Steak? Are they just using Google search results or something?

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Sono posted:

I'm in Wyoming, just munching on straight ground beef right out of the fridge.

Not Wyoming, but i know a guy who does this. For his birthday, we just set a plate of ground beef aside for him.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Android Apocalypse posted:

(INTERIOR FOOTBALL TUNNEL)


A BATTERED, BEATEN TOM BRADY HOBBLES DOWN A TUNNEL TOWARDS THE LOCKER ROOM. HE PASSES A YOU G BOY HOLDING A COKE.

BOY: Mr. Brady? Mr. Brady…

BRADY TURNS AROUND.

BRADY (ANNOYED): Yeah?

BOY (STAMMERING): You… you need any help?

BRADY TURNS AWAY TO HIDE HIS PAIN.

BRADY (GRUNTING): No.

BOY: I just want you to know… I think… I think…

BRADY TURNS BACK AROUND TO LOOK AT BOY.

BOY: I think you're the best ever!

BRADY CRACKS A SMALL SMILE, BUT TURNS AWAY.

BRADY: Yeah, sure.

BOY HOLDS UP COKE.

BOY: Want my Coke? It's okay, you can have it.

BRADY WAVES HIS HAND.

BRADY: No, no.

BOY STEPS CLOSER, COKE RAISED.

BOY: Really, you can have it!

BRADY HESITATES, THEN GRABS COKE.

BRADY: Okay.

BRADY TAKES SWIG OF COKE. UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS. AS BRADY DRINKS COKE, BOY TURNS AWAY DEJECTED.

BOY: See you around.

BRADY FINISHES COKE.

BRADY: Hey kid!

BOY TURNS AROUND. TO HIS SURPRISE BRADY IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. BEFORE THE BOY COULD REACT, BRADY KISSES HIM ON THE MOUTH. THE KISS ENDS, WITH THE BOY SMILING.

BOY: Wow, thanks Tom Brady!

FREEZE FRAME OF TOM BRADY SMILING, WITH THE WORDS "AVOID STRAWBERRIES" ARE SHOWN ACROSS THE SCREEN.

:golfclap:

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Elephanthead posted:

He ate nothing but minute rice all Saturday

This is a bad joke, also a lie. Super Bowl Winning Coach Andy Reid never eats just rice for any reason, unless said rice is made of meat.

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