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Who will win the Super Bowl? This poll is closed.
Kansas City Chiefs	65	0.71%
San Francisco 49ers	42	0.46%
Goku	9016	98.52%
Lamar is the MVP	28	0.31%
Total:	9151 votes

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

motherfucking-super-bowl.wmv

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 16:58

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Kawalimus posted:

There's no bad guy in this one for me.

Wouldnt the 49ers losing cheapen the Ravens victory over them?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 17:54

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

News: Go Niners.

Views: Go Niners.

I think I would like to agree with this sentiment, if that's okay with everyone

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 18:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nodoze posted:

go jimmy go 49ers

Yes, please!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 19:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nodoze posted:

can we have him back, we'll give you one tom brady. slightly used, older model but still efficient

NEVER

Also,
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1221875476475666432

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 20:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cameron Newton, Los Angeles Charger

https://twitter.com/AndrewErickson_/status/1221876580760412160

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 20:56

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/1221963523053490177

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:11

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Dammit there go my salad for dinner plans

buddy you know there's one true burrito and it doesn't have french fries in it.

It does, however, stay open 24 hours a day and have dozens of fraudulent knockoffs

freebirds baby

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I gotta be honest...I was always a Cucas guy deep inside my heart

Cucas tasted better, but Freebirds has better stories attached to it.

Rosarito's was TRASH

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:44

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Dangerllama posted:

No, a burrito is a hot dog.

A hot dog is a sandwich motherfucker I will fight you

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 02:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

indigi posted:

an egg roll is also a sandwich.

All foods with multiple ingredients are either a soup, a salad, or a sandwich.

Spaghetti is a very dry soup, for example.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 03:08

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

iwentdoodie posted:

You live in California and choose a national chain for best burrito

Your time against the wall cannot loving come soon enough, mayo pete

Fuckin WRONG BITCH

There is a Freebirds original location in Isla Vista, CA that is separate from the Freebirds chain.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 04:53

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

iwentdoodie posted:

"No it's cool I go to the original McDonald's "

The Freebirds in Isla Vista is not at all associated with the chain, why is that hard to understand

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 05:03

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Alaois posted:

does portuguese or brazilian food count as hispanic food

Sopas and tremocos sure as hell ain't Hispanic food.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 06:04

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

cpranger posted:

Is lasagna a sandwich

Absolutely it is.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 06:08

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It's appropriate we had food chat for a few pages because the quarterback of the Forty Niners in the Super Bowl is a gosh darned snack

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 07:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Play posted:

hey i liked rosarito's! they had a decent to good california burrito and their carne asada was good. a couple awesome places in downtown sb as well like el sitio and romanti-ezer. Although I still believe San Diego and the bay area are the best places in the world for burritos

Oh man Romanti-Ezer takes me back. When I worked in downtown SB I would go there like once a week for lunch.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

wandler20 posted:

Haha this graph owns.

https://twitter.com/LeeSharpeNFL/status/1222904993365151745?s=20

That reminds me: the Niners have a first round pick and don't pick again until round five :stonk:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 16:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1222990782946324485?s=19

If they win the lizard king might be out in 2020

Which is to say he wont be out in 2020 :smug:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 22:28

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

FIZ DO NOT LOOK

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1223014634153742336

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 23:48

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I hope Tom Brady retires, and I hope Bill Belichick goes with him, and I hope the Patriots aren't good ever again!!!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 01:26

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grittybeard posted:

https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/1223272750518820864

I'm almost sure this will be me on Sunday. Pissed off but not surprised enough to lose it at how they play.

I would greatly enjoy being wrong.

You can take solace in the fact that every Damien Williams play hurts me, personally, twice as hard.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 18:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'm making 6 pounds of smoked heroin wings (with cayenne added) on Sunday morning to take to my friend's house. No, I don't know why they're called that

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 19:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Mutts are actually better than your dumb pure bred dogs with their retard genes.

I have a lab/pit/some sort of hound from the local shelter and she is very stupid, very powerful, and she will live forever.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 21:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

kiimo posted:

SKILP

The comments are great

So that's what Patrick Bateman is up to these days

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 18:03

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

hell yeah alex
https://twitter.com/lizbsmith11/status/1223624514107584514

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 02:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 03:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Cavauro posted:

everyone keeps saying the 49ers are going to win by 25 points but I think it might not end up being that way exactly.

ngl I'm fine with this outcome

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 05:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

QUICK REMINDER ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL AND YOUR ROOTING INTERESTS

There is only one outcome that results in seeing Jimmy Garoppolo's smile. I'm not telling people to root for the Niners, just reminding them what's at stake today.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grittybeard posted:

He throws a terrible interception and does the sheepish smile that guys do when they do something really bad is on the table.

That would require him to throw though, so I'm not entirely sure that would be necessary.

Jimmy does nothing sheepishly, and I thank you to rethink your opinions that led to the idea that he would do that

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Feb 2, 2020

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 18:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nate you motherfucker didnt you learn in 2016

https://twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1224157228233625600?s=19

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 04:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

My kingdom for watching the practice when they installed that play. Andy Reid as a stereotypical fussy/prissy dance teacher in a skin-tight black leotard, yelling at Patrick Mahomes that his spin isn't fast enough.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 20:29

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:38

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

20 Blunts posted:

The real magic trick the Chiefs played was making Jimmy G look good for two or three quarters, then taking it back when it counted.

This is the yin and yang of Jimmy G.

Converted two different third and sixteens in the same drive to beat the Rams.

Also, was in two different third and sixteens in the same drive.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 01:03

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