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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
The only acceptable drinking vessels are the Disney Cups from Burger King from the 90's that would lose the decal after you washed them too many times.

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Pick posted:

Drink out of a .... cup

Aren't cups just bottles that have been cut in half?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Jasus Christ posted:

Aren't cups just bottles that have been cut in half?

Is this some kind of glass half full joke?

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Is this some kind of glass half full joke?

It's a bottle quarter full joke.

Lucavi
May 12, 2002

naem
May 29, 2011

it’s not hot here in norcal but its weirdly dry considering we’re next to the ocean and you get dehydrated fast

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Old glass kombucha bottles so’s I don’t get the plastic cancer thing.

Lol at having a double wall stainless water bottle then sipping through a silicone straw.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BIDONS

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

I got a yeti thermos as a work gift once Nd I got to say, very nice

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Pick posted:

Drink out of a .... cup

I allow water bottles in class, not cups. Spillage is minimized. That means a lot when you teach middle school.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Plot Twist:
OP lives in Flint and suffers from debilitating lead poisoning.



Content:
I'm the dork that's drinking from a camelback.
It's full of bourbon.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I always thought the metal water bottles were a grown-up thing. It's weird to see my kids and all their friends rocking giant metal thermoses full of tap water.

Staying hydrated is so hot right now.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Pick posted:

Drink out of a .... cup

can you spell I cup?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

I have two water bottles. They aren’t all that fancy though. One of them I swear I’ve had for like 15 years and the only thing wrong with it is the plastic thingy holding the lid finally breakig

bofa salesman
Nov 6, 2009

They are blue and green btw.

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

Questionable username

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



My water bottle has this very inspirational quote on it:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i forgot besides the bike water bottles that i have like a million of i also have a nalgene bottle as is the custom in this town

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
I've not kept up with things: is refilling a disposable plastic bottle a Bad Thing?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Shut up Meg posted:

I've not kept up with things: is refilling a disposable plastic bottle a Bad Thing?

Do this

doctorfrog posted:

Old glass kombucha bottles so’s I don’t get the plastic cancer thing.

Lol at having a double wall stainless water bottle then sipping through a silicone straw.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Don’t leave it in a hot car maybe. Plastic breaks down over time and gets into water. Is that bad? Well, we just don’t know and we’re not going to devote much money into research down that path right now, so give it a try and let us know if your blood feels all that plasticky.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
I have also dropped a Kleen Kanteen at least 250 feet downhill and it didn't break. There's a huge dent in the bottom now so I refer to it as my rockin' water bottle at all times.

Nowadays I just use a Camelback because I don't feel like taking my pack off during water breaks.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Drives me nuts when you've got some one next to you taking tiny little sips constantly. Each time they open, sip, close. Then 5 seconds later it's open, sop, close.

Fremen need to show up and give these people some water discipline.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I drink from the garden hose.

I also like it when my owner rubs my belly

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Inside you are two water containers: one is a cracked plastic nalgene, the other is an old solo cup.

Plastics are destroying life on Earth.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I drink about a gallon a day, and I love my water bottles. I'm one of those weirdos at work that carries it everywhere. It's about 40oz, and I refill it constantly. Then I have two that I rotate in and out of the freezer at home, so I can drink throughout the night. I wake up every couple hours, and can drink somewhere between 1-2 Liters. (litres?)

The two "home" water bottles are BPA free. But it's only ever cold liquid.

..... i don't clean them very often, but that'll just build my immune system, I think.

I pee a lot. I can show you guys pictures if you want, but it's fluorescent in the morning, because I probably didn't absorb all my vitamins.

I have specific ones for specific situations, and if I forget one somewhere, I'm pissed (hah).

that's my story, thanks for listening

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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if only there was a market for all that hot piss

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014


putting on my kniving glove

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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She's no Gary.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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twistedmentat posted:

Drives me nuts when you've got some one next to you taking tiny little sips constantly. Each time they open, sip, close. Then 5 seconds later it's open, sop, close.

Fremen need to show up and give these people some water discipline.

I'm in your vents, looking down at you, sippin'. Just sippin'

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Better than people walking around with Dasani bottles and trashing them. I’ll keep my gross rear end years old Nalgene bottle that looks like it went through a rock tumbler though.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




getting up to get water every hour or so keeps my goddamn nagging smartwatch off my case

Guttlesswonder
Mar 17, 2006

I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please

Away all Goats posted:

I drink from the garden hose.

I also like it when my owner rubs my belly

Upgrade your intake method my dog.

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
staying hydrated

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
The company that owns Fiji Water is trying to take groundwater from my town and sell it. Which is funny since I live in the lovely dry part of California.

So yeah water bottles=bad

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

veni veni veni posted:

Better than people walking around with Dasani bottles and trashing them. I’ll keep my gross rear end years old Nalgene bottle that looks like it went through a rock tumbler though.

My daughter has several of theses. Had to google it. It’s a loving water bottle. High horse motjerfuckers.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:


WATER

BOTTLE

BISH

(More free work lemon water inside (:< )

E: I don't actually work in a parking lot

Nooner fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 30, 2020

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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lol nooner drinks p

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:



WATER

BOTTLE

BISH

(More free work lemon water inside (:< )

E: I don't actually work in a parking lot

No dick pics allowed Nooner

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