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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > water bottles
 
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opie
Nov 28, 2000
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Divine Styler posted:

My 9 y/o asked for a Hydro Flask for her recent birthday.

Apparently it has something to do with being a “VSCO girl”. She also uses a reusable metal straw, because turtles... and wears a bunch of hair scrunchies as bracelets, because I dunno. I’ve also noticed she’s into wearing long t-shirts like she’s the reincarnation of Left Eye from TLC. Not sure if there’s any relation to water bottles on that one.

That’s all I can report about this phenomenon at this time.
I looked it up, and this is my 10 year old, except she doesn’t like crocks and sticks to cropped leggings because winter. Her dad is obsessed with water bottles so everyone has one of those hydro bottles except me. I don’t feel the need to be within a foot of ice cold hydration at every second, as a matter of fact I just chug a bunch of tepid tap water out of a glass when the opportunity presents as nature intended.

We have at least a dozen water bottles in the kitchen and it’s such a waste of space but that is not the hill my marriage will die on.

Edit- confirmed that my kid is familiar with VSCO girls/boys (pronounced “vissco”) but she doesn’t consider herself one because she doesn’t use a metal straw or wear scrunchies or seashells. She does have a thing for Vans though.

opie fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jan 29, 2020

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