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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > water bottles
 
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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 enjoyed the pick meltdown but I just wanna say I bought a klean kanteen or something from Sail like 6 years ago and it is literally indestructible. Seriously, I've dropped it down a 200ft rocky cliff/hill to little effect (amongst other potential bottle destroying incidents). It has a rubber nozzle type spout and rubber air flow valve that have never been replaced and I can pull some insane suction on it still. Like harder than OPs mom can suck and she literally ripped my dick off with her vacuum mouth.

It doesn't super insulate the water and "only" holds 800ml but it weighs less than 200g and the design is bulletproof. Would recommend

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Divine Styler posted:

My 9 y/o asked for a Hydro Flask for her recent birthday.

Apparently it has something to do with being a “VSCO girl”. She also uses a reusable metal straw, because turtles... and wears a bunch of hair scrunchies as bracelets, because I dunno. I’ve also noticed she’s into wearing long t-shirts like she’s the reincarnation of Left Eye from TLC. Not sure if there’s any relation to water bottles on that one.

That’s all I can report about this phenomenon at this time.

your daughter has joined a cult, op

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