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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I've replaced all water in my diet with whole milk

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Burt Sexual posted:

Magnetic top?

Raindrops, drop tops

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

pork steaks posted:

I drink out of a glass

Theres no evidence to that claim

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pick posted:

I've tried to not be such a negative person, tried to reformulate my attitude, tried to not just be that edgy teenager, and over the past decade or so that's been a big change in my life, but I hate water bottles. I hate water bottles, the loving dumb, they are the stupidest status symbol in the entire world, there's no point of these, they're just showboating some sort of incredibly stupid unnecessary thing that is ridiculous is anything being hocked by Gwyneth Paltrow. Even the idea that most people are chronically underwater I'd like some sort of neglected house plant is largely based off of a research paper that was misunderstood, do you think that you're better than everybody else who's avoiding gluten or doing these other dumb poo poo things that are completely non-essential, but in reality you're just going with the same hive mind bull crap and paying $80 for a pipe that you can drink the same poo poo out of that you would get out of the tap. You don't need this, nobody ever has, except maybe somebody who is an astronaut on the loving international space station who might need some sort of fancy water bottle, but you don't, you said a loving desk and you've never been at risk of dying of thirst while you dick around on the internet

May I have a bottle of water please

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

Youth is wasted on the young.

Waste is used on my tongue.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


It's a neutral process with no emotion attached

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Literally A Person posted:

I think that makes it ickier.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Nooner posted:



WATER

BOTTLE

BISH

(More free work lemon water inside (:< )

E: I don't actually work in a parking lot

No dick pics allowed Nooner

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