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386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Tai posted:

Why do China stans think China is a Communist state? It's not even left wing. I really don't get it.
the cpc seems pretty sincerely leftist in the Dengist “use capitalism to build socialism” way, but afaik they have never claimed to have completed building socialism let alone communism. The “china is a communist state” thing is probably just confusion from the name of the cpc and the western habit of conflating socialism or attempts to get there as communism

386-SX 25Mhz VGA fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Apr 4, 2024

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

mobby_6kl posted:

Only saw now that there was an earthquake. An update just now says that 9 have been killed and 50 are still missing which is bad of course but not that bad considering it's a pretty drat strong quake. Hope are goons are at least all ok.
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/strong-72-magnitude-earthquake-hits-taipei-2024-04-03/

Pretty wild that Taiwan had multiple earthquakes since I visited like 5 years ago and yet I haven't experienced a single one in my life lol. Central europe is boring as gently caress in this aspect thankfully.

https://i.imgur.com/AJbAkeH.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ufyaEOW.mp4

yeah but are the balls ok???

won't somebody think of taipei's balls??

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Don't know if it's the same building, but holy poo poo.

https://i.imgur.com/DSxI7MQ.mp4

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

I had this naive thought that it'd be neat to be in something like that as long as you were decently secure, but that went away with the Zhengzhou flood.

When it started I was like "wow neat I've never seen so much rain in my life!" then when poo poo started collapsing and holes opened up in the ground around me it was not very cool.

I'm guessing an earthquake would be the same thing. Little earthquakes are probably all "hah did you feel that?" , water pouring off the top of buildings less cool.

Ganguro King
Jul 26, 2007

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/taiwan-condemns-shameless-china-accepting-worlds-concern-quake-2024-04-04/

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

the cpc seems pretty sincerely leftist in the Dengist “use capitalism to build socialism” way, but afaik they have never claimed to have completed building socialism let alone communism. The “china is a communist state” thing is probably just confusion from the name of the cpc and the western habit of conflating socialism or attempts to get there as communism

Noooo unfortunately there's a whole breed of tankie that believes the following -

The Western press is involved in a campaign of manufactured consent against China, and thus is filling the heads of American citizens with anti-Chinese propaganda, spreading lies about it as a fascist state, the purpose being to undermine communism in the minds and hearts of the populace at all costs, as it's a threat to capitalist democracy. Thus, it behooves one to look beneath the veil - and to deduce that China is actually communist and good, as is proven by the capitalist West's desire to take it down. When framed in this context, China and Russia are seen and idealized as the last bastions of communism, and are targets of the West because of this, and their pushing back is a survival tactic to protect communism, to prevent it from being eradicated by capitalist hegemony.

Trying to explain that China is not communist gets hand-waved as part of the propaganda campaign. Anything bad one could say about China is fully disregarded as part of this, and there's even a whole line of thinking built in about anyone who does speak up about China - that the US pays Chinese ex-pats to get up and talk in front of audiences in order to spread the idea that China is a fascist hellstate. So any time someone is like, hey this thing in China is bad, their response is haha oh you fools - it's alllll part of the propaganda campaign to take down communism.

This is also how you get leftists who support Russia invading Ukraine - it's Russian communism trying to protect itself against the expansionist NATO, as West-supporting Ukraine was a threat to their communist way of life.*

NOTE: I don't believe this, gently caress Putin and gently caress Russian imperialism, just like gently caress Israel. Support Ukraine, support Palestine.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Apr 5, 2024

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Stalin and Mao did nothing wrong and ftw!

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
Based too! Forgot that one

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
peeps weeb about stuff, including politically. the default target of weebery is squarely japan but sometimes peeps miss

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


^^^^ peeps :3

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

BrainDance posted:

I had this naive thought that it'd be neat to be in something like that as long as you were decently secure, but that went away with the Zhengzhou flood.

When it started I was like "wow neat I've never seen so much rain in my life!" then when poo poo started collapsing and holes opened up in the ground around me it was not very cool.

I'm guessing an earthquake would be the same thing. Little earthquakes are probably all "hah did you feel that?" , water pouring off the top of buildings less cool.

Yeah little earthquakes are like ‘oh cool lol’, this one was more ‘am i going to die’, not great

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bob dobbs is dead posted:

peeps weeb about stuff, including politically. the default target of weebery is squarely japan but sometimes peeps miss

Sinoboos.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

was bummed to see hualien got hit hard, i love that part of taiwan. it's also weirdly enough where i had my first earthquake experience and thought it was my inlaws loving hard in the next room until my wife informed me that no, it was an earthquake.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

NoiseAnnoys posted:

was bummed to see hualien got hit hard, i love that part of taiwan. it's also weirdly enough where i had my first earthquake experience and thought it was my inlaws loving hard in the next room until my wife informed me that no, it was an earthquake.

Your wife was just covering for them, FYI.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Marcade posted:

Your wife was just covering for them, FYI.

i thought that too until i looked out the window and saw other buidlings shaking lol

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

your inlaws gently caress

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I would sooner expect Southeast Asia to resume its 1980s growth convergence than India to pick up the slack, tbh. Indonesia, Vietnam, and Bangladesh in the particular (none of these are small countries, as such)

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

vanity slug posted:

your inlaws gently caress

*cradling my shattered pelvis* dang earthquakes

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



This is both lovely and very funny.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Apr 4, 2024

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

Korea apologizes for any offense caused by Korea's China's statement regarding international responses to the earthquake in Korea's China's Taiwan.

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

Grand Fromage posted:

This is both lovely and very funny.

I'm struggling for a word beyond what they use in the article shameless.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

what's especially funny to me is how they give away that they don't even see it as part of china. like, they wouldn't have called it "China's Guangdong". they'd have just said "in china" or "in guangdong province" or something

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Cactus Ghost posted:

what's especially funny to me is how they give away that they don't even see it as part of china. like, they wouldn't have called it "China's Guangdong". they'd have just said "in china" or "in guangdong province" or something
small guangdong energy

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
this is like accepting thanks for a big salad

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

ili
Jul 26, 2003


From what a couple of girls who dated Japanese guys have told me, that grip might be a little too loose.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

really dude

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ili posted:

From what a couple of girls who dated Japanese guys have told me, that grip might be a little too loose.

i dont get it, can you elaborate

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cactus Ghost posted:

i dont get it, can you elaborate

Japanese hogs are so massive and their balls so pressurised that you have to really get a grip, otherwise there's piss all over the shop.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Apr 5, 2024

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
everybody's taiwan

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

taiwan's taiwan

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

ili posted:

From what a couple of girls who dated Japanese guys have told me, that grip might be a little too loose.

I thought the condom companies said that was Koreans.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/m0p9rAq.mp4

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I did not know that

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Cactus Ghost posted:

what's especially funny to me is how they give away that they don't even see it as part of china. like, they wouldn't have called it "China's Guangdong". they'd have just said "in china" or "in guangdong province" or something

This is like in China, the flights to and from Taiwan leave and return to the International section of the airports.

It is the same with Hong Kong. Flights to there leave from the international section. The signs, (that I remember) also differentiated the "Domestic" and "International, (Hong Kong/Taiwan)" sections. Macau doesn't get the acknowledgement though

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

I asked ChatGPT to write me a lovesong about Chaoshan Girl and Haier


quote:

(Verse 1)
In a land where the rivers flow,
There's a love that's destined to grow,
Chaoshan Girl with eyes of jade,
Found her love in the misty glade.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Verse 2)
In the twilight's gentle hue,
Their love shines bright, forever true,
Through laughter, tears, and joyful sighs,
Their love, like stars, illuminates the skies.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Bridge)
Through fields of green and oceans deep,
Their love's a treasure they'll forever keep,
Hand in hand, they'll face each day,
Together they'll find their own sweet way.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Outro)
So let their love forever shine,
Like a beacon in the darkest night,
Chaoshan Girl and Haier, hand in hand,
Their love's a journey, oh so grand.

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
do one for peanut brittle

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