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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
So what’re the odds that ByteDance divests itself of TikTok? If it refuses to, it does kind of prove Congress’s point

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

100% they will sell it

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Apr 26, 2024

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Shumagorath posted:

Is there an SAcolpedia or sagas post about this guy?

There definitely is but I can't remember the username and don't want to slander the wrong goon. It's not really juicy (aside from being on the juice), more about

CW rapist libido, murder rage when seeing a cyclist, age gap GF popping his backne

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Grand Fromage posted:

Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Apparently the "secret sauce" algorithm used by TikTok is also core to the operations of the parent company and their most profitable product: a news aggregation app that uses AI to show people clickbait articles.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the social media/ad-suppprted aspect of TikTok is money losing: the hope is in TikTok Shop taking off. And the bulk of the e-commerce arm's success is in Southeast Asia, not the US or Europe

incorporating a subsidiary in the region a la Alibaba giving Lazada (its Singapore-based acquisition) a somewhat long leash wouldn't be shocking; one option for TikTok would be to leverage its existing stake in Tokopedia (based in Indonesia). This implies more deference to local regulations and moods rather than less: one reason TikTok deigned to partner with Tokopedia to begin with is because of Indonesian local regulations abruptly shutting down TikTok Shop with two week's notice previously. Within three months it opened talks with the Indonesian market leader Tokopedia.

there's a Chinese e-commerce industry dysfunction in being way too interested in the soft side of the business - app engagement KPIs, etc. - and not sufficiently engaged in the grubby reality of setting up warehouses and logistics and return systems in developing countries with shaky infrastructure (e.g., relying on inhouse motorcycle couriers to get around nonexistent paved roads, lack of systematic addressing, labour force with limited literacy and especially no literacy in Chinese... ). Fulfilment centers are expensive and will occupy capex for a long while yet. Unlike the mainland, the local market will err on the side of less infrastructure rather than more.

This is something of a familiar dysfunction (the Japanese megainvestment wave in its time also had a management cultural problem of desperately needing opportunities outside Japan and yet feeling like Southeast Asia is below it; in the end the successful Japanese outings were those that could wean themselves off a reliance on costly parachuted Japanese expatriates, not those that most preserved parent company culture).

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Herstory Begins Now posted:

oh they edited the rap sheet, nm
There's LAN thread chat about it, and it's kinda funny how many people on that page have caught permas (one that has been blackholed by the admins, possibly due to the ban / LC inviting a production order): https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3531349&pagenumber=3207&perpage=40#post495464937

e: anyway, this:

Grand Fromage posted:

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Grand Fromage posted:

Right now they're claiming they will shut down instead of selling, which sure isn't supporting their argument that they're a legitimate and normal corporation that's just here for profit. But words are cheap, we'll see what they actually do.

It is really funny seeing internet hammer and sickle avatar people going to bat for a giant tech corporation, almost worth it just for that.

Dudes who got tests handed back to them face down claiming that they learned more through some algorithm than school

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Okuteru posted:

Dudes who got tests handed back to them face down
gonna steal this one :xd:

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1782917054980329514

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
Gonna need one about the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Someone more tedious than Brendan Kavanagh, is this the performance of real life tankies?

https://youtu.be/bDthleInIMw?si=lmm0htCHZWdR7JZu

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

loving hell this guy made 30 videos of one guy coming up to him

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

quote:

Krusty the fantatical Canadian Communist turns up at the public piano to harass Dr K and to defend the CCP. He tries to turn the police on Dr K, but ends up getting chucked out himself...

I have no idea who this is, but anyone who refers to themselves like that needs a good struggle session.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
are we still mad about pianos?? i can't tell if it's the pro ccp bootlickers or the freedom overflow tankies anymore, i think we just need another great leap forward

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I'll put down 100 bucks this guy thinks of himself as a sovereign citizen.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


GoutPatrol fucked around with this message at 05:44 on May 8, 2024

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

liu bei climed the mountain three times for this???

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Look at this pig'zhuge balls!

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
gbs china thread has 5000 posts of pig balls, did you know ?

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Booty Pageant posted:

gbs china thread has 5000 posts of pig balls, did you know ?

Chinathread: 5000 posts of pig balls

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
the lechon Rene Chang

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Fur20 posted:

liu bei climed the mountain three times for this???

I really appreciate this joke.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
yall remember chinasmack? weibo doom scroll seems to be a pretty deec replacement for the modern era, done by some rando

https://substack.com/@weibo

going on about the xu bo insanity rn

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

cool, too bad they don't include the original posts

(also who writes 'qinghua'?)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

McGavin posted:

Look at this pig'zhuge balls!

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

quote:

But with understanding came shame, especially as the zhuge’s genitals were very prominent; it drooled when excited and emanated a strong hormonal odor.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

bob dobbs is dead posted:

yall remember chinasmack? weibo doom scroll seems to be a pretty deec replacement for the modern era, done by some rando

https://substack.com/@weibo

going on about the xu bo insanity rn

Some of the entries I can't tell if they're copy/paste or the authors POV.

Some of them, lol

quote:

A compilation of “awful praises you’ve received from foreigners”:

“I’ve seen with my own eyes my friend get praised by a customer, “That girl is so pretty! Her face is like a perfect square!” My friend’s smile froze for at least 10 seconds.”

“When I was studying in Japan, Japanese girls would praise my hair all the time, because they think poofy hair is ugly. It has to stick to your scalp to be pretty. And they thin their hair out all the time. And I just genuinely don’t have any volume, and I sweat a lot, so my bangs are always a little greasy. I can’t believe they’d hate poofy hair. Such disrespect to the hair gods. Tasteless Japanese women.”

“I work in a tourist spot, and two Thai girls came by and said my coworker looked Russian, and I looked Japanese.”

“A westerner once tried to flirt with my friend, “Your legs are so thick! I love them!” We both went silent.”

“My Australian friend told me, “I’ve never met anyone whose eyes are both visible while in profile. It’s so magical!””

“When I was studying overseas in France, a local told me that I was so beautiful, I looked like Jackie Chan.”

“You’ve got such a big gap in your tooth. It looks super cute when you smile.”

“Forget foreigners. When I was in high school, the guy in front of me told me I looked like a doll. I was so happy, because I thought he meant a barbie doll. But when I asked, he said I looked like a matryoshka doll.”

“When I was in Japan, a hairdresser told me I was cute like a puppy.”

“I was riding on the bus and overheard someone say I looked like a brick, square and hard, that it was hot.”

“An Italian told me, “I’ll get mad if you keep using white powder to cover up your gorgeous tan skin.””

“My first roommate overseas found a local America boyfriend. She told me that she asked her boyfriend why he fell in love with her, and her boyfriend was like, “You’ve got such unique looks! Such a round face, and tiny nose, and little eyes, and tan skin, I just thought, “Wow, I’ve never seen such a beautiful woman in my life!”””

"you look like a brick"
"wtf"

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

So is square face or round face the ideal of beauty? I'm getting mixed messages here.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
had a good laugh at

“My Australian friend told me, “I’ve never met anyone whose eyes are both visible while in profile. It’s so magical!””

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

yeah i guess brick house doesn’t translate very well at all

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
I thought it was "built like a brick shithouse". I have no idea why that is a good a thing.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

that’s different

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

bamhand posted:

I thought it was "built like a brick shithouse". I have no idea why that is a good a thing.

Shithouses are traditionally constructed out of corrugated iron and random bits of wood. A brick shithouse would be extremely well and solidly built.

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Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

Stink Billyums posted:

had a good laugh at

“My Australian friend told me, “I’ve never met anyone whose eyes are both visible while in profile. It’s so magical!””

那个 with a picasso-rear end face

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