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Peg Sliderskew
So War, Famine, Pestilence and Death walk into a bar. The barkeeper says 'Hey, why the long, slow and painful end of all mankind?'

Peg Sliderskew fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Jan 30, 2020



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Peg Sliderskew
I had a weird dream last night- dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up- most of my wife was missing!

That's how I realised I'd become a zombie.

Talking of which, why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other DIED!

Thanks, you've been a great audience!

*pile of grinning skulls continues to stare judgmentally*



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