rapture? I barely know her!
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 08:32 |
so, you've all seen the news, right? all seen the news, big story right now, big story, yup -- Soylent. Green. Is. People. It's people. And if you're anything like me, I know, my first reaction was-- [mimes disgust] --but then i started thinking, I'm standing in the Soylent Line and some guy, big guy-- this guy who's clearly getting more than his share of rations cut me off in the Soylent Line. Cut me off! And I said to him, "hey buddy, you cut ahead of me!" and he turns around, "yeah, what are you gonna do about it?" And so i started thinking-- well-- he's looking pretty tasty right about now, isn't he? ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 16:53 |
back in the Before Times, i was a comedian. Joe Piscopo they called me. the greatest comedian of all time...
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