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bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Warren announces all her potential cabinet picks must wear the Sorting Hat and only Gryffindors will be selected.

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bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/sunrisemvmt/status/1223344642059534337?s=20

*audible "Ooooohs" from the studio audience*

https://twitter.com/mugrimm/status/1223338397609156608?s=20

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


In 2016 there were a bunch of weird and I occasionally funny events at rallies for various candidates and it ended up being the same two guys who were making a movie. Wonder if this is the same thing.

https://twitter.com/Clarknt67/status/1223475183039733760?s=19

:drat:

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/jacobisanadult/status/1223864448437407746?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1224442119361708033?s=19

:lmao: Biden is done

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1224473926853677056?s=19

Damage control has begun.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Good news, everyone. The app was fixed and we can now conclusively say the winner of the Iowa caucus was... Hillary Clinton?! My God what a twist!

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


https://twitter.com/jmseidman/status/1154009125711466497?s=19

Same energy.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


Asked to clarify, Mr. Price explained that they will release results for half of the candidates tonight. "Unfortunately, it will take a few more weeks to verify delegate totals for some of the candidates like Yang, Klobuchar, or Sanders."

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/_ericblanc/status/1224822469044752385?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/pdubb40/status/1224922248684953606?s=19

https://twitter.com/JimmyPrinceton/status/1224853465471574023?s=19

bowser fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Feb 5, 2020

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/NomikiKonst/status/1225097929008074754?s=19

https://twitter.com/NomikiKonst/status/1225100443380043776?s=19

https://twitter.com/NomikiKonst/status/1225102302891122696?s=19

It's definitely not a conspiracy, just incompetence that always favors the establishment :obama:.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


This strategy worked brilliantly for Hillary in 2016 if I recall correctly.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

mcmagic posted:

She delete the tweets?

Aw damnit. The gist of it was that there was a similar "app error" when it came to the DNC chair election and a similar chastising of anyone that was skeptical about what happened.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Cup Runneth Over posted:

just a reminder of what we're fighting for in this primary:

https://twitter.com/katystoll/status/1225077893471948801?s=19

100% of tracked El Salvadorian refugees murdered, raped, or tortured after returning from being turned away at the US border

This is why it's important to elect someone who is willing to challenge the military and intelligence hegemony that have wrecked havoc in central and south America for decades (centuries?).

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

There needs to be a call for resignations over this, both in the Iowa Dem leadership and in the DNC. Stating with Tom Perez, preferably.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/1225190300869701632?s=19

I'm guessing "Why won't these Bernie Bros move on?" will be the talking point all the pundits start using shortly.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1225204106064728064?s=19

Biden will probably tank but these numbers still aren't great. Warren needs to be shut out in the next few primaries so she'll drop out already.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Is there a good reason Bernie shouldn't publicly say Tom Perez needs to resign at this point?

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1184271588415262720

Evergreen tweet.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

The best part about Pete stealing the election is that when he inevitably loses the GE the DNC and pundits can safely blame it entirely on bigotry and fail to learn anything at all.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1225523277831036930?s=20

If Yang doesn't end up endorsing Bernie I'll be really let down.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/JeremyMonjo/status/1225205520333594624?s=19

https://twitter.com/gabrielwinant/status/1225546373224902663?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007


The true measure of a nation is not the height of its walls but the depths of its integrity.

If I knew how to program I'd make a "Buttigieg Quote Generator" :v:.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1225762664456052737?s=19

https://twitter.com/docrocktex26/status/1225771173352476672?s=19

Every Sanders supporter I know is still extremely pumped and excited to vote for him in November but it sounds like centrists are pretty unimpressed with their remaining choices. Kamala crashing and burning so early really deflated them.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Nosre posted:

Who were the candidates that "inspired broad, multicultural coalitions of voters" and got weeded out?

Kamala Harris, Beto O'Rourke, Cory Booker Hillary Rodham Clinton, Julian Castro, Juan Guaidó....

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/iknownaama/status/1225976280287412226?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

It's kind of funny that if Bernie does win the primary and the DNC wants to do maximum damage to him in the GE, they can have Clinton campaign for him in swing states and work hard to link him to the establishment in the minds of voters.

That won't happen, of course, because Hillary would rather continue to issue bi-weekly catty statements that just make voters like him more.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Gripweed posted:

LMAO the reason turnout was so unimpressive in Iowa this year was because most Democrats really are "vote blue no matter who" and like all the options

https://twitter.com/IAStartingLine/status/1226520608411934720?s=20

Holy poo poo that is hilarious.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007



I have no idea what a pony soldier is but calling a young woman "dog faced" should be disqualifying on its own.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/1228049491238014976?s=19

The 'Vote Blue no Matter Who' backtrack has begun. They know Bernie is gonna win and they're scared as hell.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/unicornartisan/status/1228070289155641344?s=20

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Groovelord Neato posted:

The ads could just be a voiceover saying "Mike Bloomberg for president" over his logo and they'd be having the same effect.

Bloomberg does have a strategy beyond just plastering the airwaves with his name. He's treating himself as a general election candidate, ignoring the primary altogether. Polls seem to show he's effectively positioning himself as the "one who can beat Trump" because he's able to focus his efforts on that while the other candidates are fighting eachother.

Everything about his campaign is disgraceful and I will take a particular pleasure in watching Bernie beat him.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1228354514702434304?s=19

Failson is right.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1228383914378616834?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1228181143121321984?s=19

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/YesYoureRacist/status/1229043307520675840?s=19

:stare:

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1228742290811715589?s=19

Challenge: Find quotes from P&R, Hamilton, Harry Potter, and Law & Order to paste over pictures of Bernie. It may be the most effective way to win over Libs (the ones that aren't always online and haven't got the memo that Bernie is the devil).

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

dr_rat posted:

And The West Wing, don't forgot The West Wing!

Oops, I think I mixed up that show and L&O in my head :doh:. Also, add in some quotes from Barack and Michelle too. Gotta secure that "I would have voted for Obama a third time" demographic.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/BetaODork/status/1229174563776401408?s=19

I'm wondering about this too.

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bowser
Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/CHueyBurns/status/1229951584441749508?s=19

That's pretty sexist, Liz.

Also, I'd be curious who you guys would like to see Bernie pardon or commute when he's President?

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