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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Why not hire a trans person for the ed sec job? No? not even gonna consider that? Because....reasons? Ok got it.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Failed Imagineer posted:

And the polls keep coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they

https://twitter.com/HawaiiDelilah/status/1223201732152283137?s=19


P.S. gently caress outta here Warren/Buttered Greg

It's Bernie time

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I really get angry when I think about the kind of loving rear end in a top hat you'd have to be to see how much people very obviously want Bernie for the dem nominee, and then going to these kind of great lengths to prevent it to put in the candidate they very obviously don't want. gently caress the DNC forever for this poo poo, we need a new party so badly

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mahoning posted:

Not a single Bernie oppo dump has lasted more than a day or so.

Oddly enough I think the Joe Rogan broohaha actually lasted the longest. Maybe 3 days or so?

Bernie is immune to all this poo poo. I honestly don’t know, if one of the other campaigns was paying me a bunch of money to help them win, what I would actually tell them to do.

Their failed attempts are just immunizing larger and larger portions of the voting population to the bullshit and hardening Bernie's support. I don't think they can stop him. I know I'm crazy for being optimistic but like. gently caress. It really feels like it might happen. It's such a scary, hopeful, desperate, depressing, hosed up time to be the kind of person that actually follows this poo poo regularly. I keep finding myself getting really pissed off at people I know that just can't be hosed to care about it, to the point that I really just don't even want to be around people like that even if they're otherwise cool. Like how can this poo poo not matter to you? How can it just be a side note? Ugh this country sucks.

oxsnard posted:

Almost 50 percent of Dem voters were cool with Bernie last time. I think people are mostly afraid he'll lose to Trump, but once we get going it should snowball from there


If this loving talking point doesn't disappear after Bernie wins by 15+ points in Iowa and NH back to back then...well, it won't, because the DNC is addicted to losing. But this is just a pre-emptive 'come the gently caress on'

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RazzleDazzleHour posted:

I'm really glad that owning the libs has come full-circle and now even libs themselves are starting to see how insane and easily-ownable all these Hillary defenders are. Like, god drat

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/1223246826868035584

"don't vote your heart" wow what a powerful, stirring campaign slogan.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Holy poo poo I'm loving dying laughing at this

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
crossposting from cspam bernie thread because dickbernie is what we all need in our lives



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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lmao so it shows Bernie winning big got it

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Concerned Citizen posted:

"conspiracy to suppress a good bernie poll" seems like A Take since dmr literally already released a poll with him up

Yea idk what I was thinking it's not like the media and CNN in particular has been blatantly and openly conspiring against Bernie or anything my bad

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dick bern

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hahahahahaha this is such an incredibly obvious lie holy poo poo why even loving bother trying

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

exquisite tea posted:

Buttigieg winning would be the least bad upset because he has no operation beyond Iowa/NH and no appeal to the kind of multiracial coalition you need to win states like Nevada, California, Texas, etc. Warren or Biden would be far worse.

Good thing none of those people have a prayer of beating bernie NO FRACKING sanders

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Even the closest numbers I've seen(this supposed correct cernovich scoop) put Bernie comfortably ahead, and he has a history of outperforming polls in Iowa, last time by 4 points if I recall correctly. I feel really and truly certain that Bernie is going to win by a nice margin tomorrow, but I feel that way because I see an intensity to peoples' support of Bernie and his campaign that far outstrips anything I've seen before. It feels different.

Obviously I'll be loving devastated if they wind up ratfucking bernie again but for now I'm pretty hopeful about it. I *NEED* Bernie Sanders to win. My life will be made so much better by a Sanders presidency. It really pisses me off to try to listen to anyone who is speaking against Bernie because they're arguing against my life getting better, directly. And they're always so loving stupid and self assured. I had a guy at he bar last night say he "has a degree in poli sci" and so he really knows what he's talking about. I nodded and said "proceed, my dude" because I wanted to see where this was going(we wound up talking about it because I'm wearing a bunch of bernie sanders buttons that I made), and he went on about how Bernie couldn't win the primary or the general and that we're all way better off with a Trump presidency. I could tell he kept expecting it to get rude or weird or something but I wasn't on that vibe, but when I simply said "I don't think the statistics bear out what you're saying, but we probably get our news from different sources and likely don't trust each other's sources, so there's not much point arguing about it," he got all mad and walked away from me. Actually, the last thing I said was that I probably hate Hillary Clinton more than he does, maybe that pissed him off for some reason? I don't know man, republicans are weird.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

exquisite tea posted:

If Bernie wins the Democratic nomination then I sincerely think there's the possibility of a major electoral realignment, moreso than any other candidate from the last 20 years.

More like 200 years.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

My dad asked me to pledge to canvass for the Dem candidate in November and I said "only if its Bernie, not gonna waste my time on the others"

Vote Bernie No Matter Who

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Which part, the one where his crowd is bigger and more enthusiastic than anyone else's, or the part where he's clearly going to win the presidency?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

One day your daughter is 12.5 years old, the next she's a senator from Massachusetts with a reputation for lying

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

squirrelzipper posted:

Momentum. Which is consultant speak for money. Winning in Iowa results in people giving you money because everyone likes to back a winner. It’s not the only benefit of placing first but it’s a significant one.

In 2008 Hillary lost Iowa to Obama (she actually placed 3rd in vote %) and it was a major blow to her pocketbook. I can’t be arsed to look it up but iirc she didn’t have enough cash in hand and the Iowa loss hurt her fundraising.

Yea but did she have shady money billionaire super pacs backing her back then?

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I wish I could somehow get one of these jobs trolling or countertrolling for bernie because trolling the absolute poo poo out of people is one of my only talents and I'd love to use it for good

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I'm not doomed, I'm not doomed, I insist as I shrink and slowly transform into a pile of ashes

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Yang supporters joining warren when he isn't viable just highlights the fact that there's a depressing number of "progressive" voters who don't actually know what any of the "progressive" candidates actually stand for, but just want to get to say they supported a progressive candidate while also being hip and cool and supporting the off-brand progressive candidate. It's the only explanation, it makes absolutely no sense to be for either of them when sanders is in the race.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

my words did weird things there and I'm not even sure what the gently caress I meant to say exactly anymore.

edit: oh never mind I says she when I meant he

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inject this into my veins while I smoke some, rail some and boof some at the same time

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bernie's campaign showing them what political knife fighting looks like when you're good at it

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

"Other Candidate" has won Iowa

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Djarum posted:

Christ. Chris Matthews just now tried to discount Bernie doing well tonight because “Socialists like meetings and this a meeting”. :psyduck:

A hahaha I need clip of this

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I've been working, how are the results looking?

Bernie Sanders

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ahahaha the establishment is panicking hard, this just makes me more certain than ever that Bernie is going to crush it tonight.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I wonder how hard it is to score molly and LSD at the caucuses

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm at work and cannot read all posts can someone please give me a general update quick so I can look at it when I have a moment? thank you.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I know it's gonna be a while yet and I am steadying myself so that I may provide a constant flow of energy for the spirit bomb

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I don't apologize for how terrible this is

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Oh my gently caress

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dead gay comedy forums posted:

as a foreigner, a question

like we read in history texts and journalism chronicles about how loving atrocious the internal organization of the democratic party is, but I am not versed well enough in the subject so I gotta ask

Is this the usual way that the dems roll? Because jfc that explains so much about them being a sad sack of garbage in the guise of a mildly centre-left party

Yes, they are desperate to stop the progressive wing and hamstring the best candidate, because he is progressive.

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Concerned Citizen posted:

bernie's results




only 40% of precincts reported

Bernie 1st Butt 2nd

40% reported

ugh this is killing me

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol loving kill me, someone loving kill me just drone strike me please

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Welp, I guess we better just shelf any kind of tea-leaves-reading or enthusiasm waves until the next contest, which can then be used the same way Iowa usually is. Oh hmmm what is that again? Heck oh me oh my I wonder how Bernie is doing in that one, whichever one it so happens to be

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gen. Ripper posted:

The caucus clusterfuck will easily overshadow any crash and burn Biden might have had. Set your watches for four more years of President Trump.

actually bernie won and is going to be president

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

El Burbo posted:

It would be so easy to destroy Pete, if it weren’t for the fact that the media is mostly on his side. Imagine a million headlines in the vein of

“Mayor Pete has ties to Shadow Inc”

It’s like the most cartoonishly evil sounding thing possible

I think this is pretty much going to be the meme coming out of this, because it's really so insanely ridiculous it's hard not to notice and laugh at

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Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sounds like fanfiction

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