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Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Brexit is already costing us some of our greatest minds :v:

https://twitter.com/wizardcubes/status/1223347770356129797

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 01:40

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:28

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Grouchio posted:

So Brexit is officially underway, huh. Has anything happened yet? Any markets crashing?

Nothing so far apart from a huge rise in reported cases of dipshits wandering into UKMT to ask if we have any tragedy they can rubberneck at :v:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 05:33

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

why're you reporting us? no rules on respecting brexit here, I checked

That's not what "reported cases" means but also lol at "respecting brexit", you disingenuous prick. You know full loving well the issue is another eleven plus months of the thread being full of: "hey, have poor people started dying in droves yet? Really excited to watch that as an outside observer, just so I can tell a thread full of people who knew brexit was a bad idea that I told them so". Just gently caress off you grotesque oval office.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 16:21

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

well, I'd argue the brexit vote was just as perfectly valid a response to working class concerns on elitist rule and immigration as was the trump vote. i agree the forums tend to have a less than respectful discourse on these matters, but I'm quite puzzled by just how defensively you react--i'm less than convinced incandescent rage is a great mental model for this. maybe you find it helpful.

but for my own part, I object to the suggestion that a political subject be censored on the grounds the thing hurts people--and certainly not by appeals to decorum or tone. certainly, that would also apply to global capitalism, the climate crisis and, as mentioned, the donald trump. i've certainly never seen poster location acknowledged as relevant to thread participation--even so i'll certainly consider moderating myself in the future, now that I've a better handle on your honest concern.

I'm not proposing we censor the topic at all, I just think (quite rightly) that you coming in here to be a smug oval office and gloat about how it's going to do real harm to the most disadvantaged people in this country is tedious and lovely and, what's more, completely redundant. We all know it was a terrible idea and that people voted for it for the worst possible reasons and that a lot of the people who champion it most ardently are the worst loving cunts on this earth. All of those things can be true and I can think you're a lovely loving dickhead for doing nothing but go "hey, have terrible things that won't affect me in the least started happening to you guys yet? Just let me know when they do because man, are my balls blue", they're not mutually exclusive concepts :v:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 18:33

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Farecoal posted:

I've got blue balls hoping that you guys make it through the year okay and that Brexit doesn't affect the already marginalized and/or impoverished of the UK that badly (or preferably not at all but let's be realistic)

Honestly, I think anyone hoping for an exciting apocalypse is going to be disappointed - everything will probably just grind on like it always has, getting steadily worse but not severely enough that the public will be moved to do anything about it :smith:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 20:45

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Night On Bare Uniform Of The Federals

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 21:15

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Venomous posted:

https://twitter.com/fastcarspete/status/1223638494100316162?s=19

This sounds like something he made up but if it is true, then well done him for staying friends with a racist. I'd expect no less from the hashtag fbpe crowd.

OwlFancier posted:

I don't even really know who billie eilish is other than she makes people very het up on't internet.

She has a song where she says she's the "might seduce your dad type" and, I assume for completely unrelated reasons, gets a ton of creepy attention from middle aged journos :v:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 23:06

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Jedit posted:

E: gently caress's sake. Billie Eilish is the latest terrible 15-minuter to record the theme for a James Bond 007 movie.

Ok boomer

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 00:31

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

It also sounds like the Plants vs Zombies music.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 00:45

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Even if you don't rate her, lol at the idea that recording a fuckin Bond theme is somehow sacrosanct :v:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 01:46

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

On Bond theme chat: Live and Let Die is a loving atrocity :v:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 14:00

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

I have a strong suspicion that the only good Bond films are Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace, but I've not seen any of the non Craig ones in a while to confirm. Maybe Goldeneye too but I'd have to watch it again.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 16:58

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

marktheando posted:

The best Bonds are Casino Royale, Goldeneye, and most of the Connery ones.

The Connery ones are absolutely loving atrocious :v:

Edit: Goldfinger does the Casino Royale thing of having Bond be an absolute dipshit who gets by purely on luck and the pity of his enemies, so it would be one of the best if not for Bond doing sex crimes in it

Pilchenstein fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Feb 2, 2020

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:33

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Julio Cruz posted:

I mean if we're only picking Bonds without sex crimes then you're left with a pretty short list

Yes.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:42

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Pistol_Pete posted:

Yeah, from the reports, the reason he was stopped so quickly was that there were armed surveillance officers lurking in the vicinity and they confronted him as soon as he kicked off.

Given he'd been released from prison, there wasn't much more they could do.

Are you suggesting that armed police were following him around waiting for him to stab people because they knew he was planning an attack (since he was under surveillance) but couldn't just do him for carrying knives because :siren:

reasons

Regarde Aduck posted:

Might be the bit where it’s been four years of fighting against Brexit and it resulted in five years of Boris Johnsons special ‘British trump’ vision for the UK.

If he found it that upsetting he probably shouldn't have done everything in his power to make sure it happened :v:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 14:07

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Lord of the Llamas posted:

What are people itt's top reasons for picking Butler > Rayner for deputy?

It's mainly just the dogwhistle "white boys are underachieving because of feminism and immigrants" stuff tbh, doesn't feel like there needs to be another reason beyond that.

Coohoolin posted:

Yeah, you posting in this thread

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 16:07

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Guavanaut posted:

What's the actual reason that white boys on free school meals are underachieving?

I don't know. My issue isn't with the notion that white boys might be underachieving, it's specifically with her giving ammo to the absolute worst kind of dickheads by saying it's because there's too much focus on girls and minorities. There's very little chance she didn't say that specifically because it plays well with daily mail racists.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 16:31

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Red Oktober posted:

I've no idea, I just vividly remember being told I needed to apply for this job by a very grumpy advisor.

To be honest, I've had such different experiences with different ones that I suspect they have a lot of free reign.

If you're on universal credit then yeah, no two advisors are the same because none of them know how it works :v:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 16:15

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

mehall posted:

there'll be an out of date US Pol one this week

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 19:16

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Not So Fast posted:

This is a stupid idea and Burgon is an utter pillock. drat him for making me agree with Hodges.

Has anyone actually checked what Burgon said? Not that I'm casting doubt on the factual reporting of Dan "wrong about everything ever" Hodges but it wouldn't be the first time he's wildly misrepresented someone just to score points :v:

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 12:37

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

I taught myself how to do rudimentary photoshops and have you ever learned a new skill and just thought "yeah, this was a mistake"? :v:

https://twitter.com/wizardcubes/status/1226698550005960704?s=19

# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 04:40

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Alchenar posted:

If you want a candidate who is going to effectively call the government out when things go wrong you will never have a better candidate then the literal ex head of the Crown Prosecution Service.

Aren't you a tory? :v:

# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 15:09

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

I've heard people say one pound notes were good because you could pay for stuff with big stacks of cash but you could just put the equivalent amount of coins in a pillowcase and not have to pay for anything :v:

WhatEvil posted:

Lol Burgon said he was sad to lose Mike Gapes because of the comedy value, for his miwk memes etc.

That's the twitter shitposter vote sewn up then.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 00:15

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

WhatEvil posted:

In case anybody missed it.

https://twitter.com/WhatTheTrans/status/1227021563712675840?s=20

Is the full interview available anywhere that's not iPlayer?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 04:06

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Graham Linehan is trending on twitter, so there's never been a better time to call him and his entire cadre of dipshits rude names because you know he's the kind of prick who reads his own hype :v:

https://twitter.com/wizardcubes/status/1227087493159440384

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 05:35

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Condolences to everyone who needs them.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:39

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Gonzo McFee posted:

Every poll of people who vote tory only gives more weight to my opinion that you should slap the absolute gently caress out of anyone who ever admits to voting tory. Just beat the piss out of them.

Solefald posted:

Did the discord disband or did you guys kick me out cos lol what??????

How long ago were you last on there? Cause there was an incident a while back and now everyone has to get verified or something.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:54

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

NotJustANumber99 posted:

My phone just sent me an article about how wales is being discriminated against in terms of fast car charging points. Apparently wales has fewer fast charger points than milton keynes, so Saith I'd like to apologiche. This cannot be right. I'm just lucky I've got no reason to go to wales after they were rude and unwelcoming the last time.

Don't be a oval office.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:30

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Communist Thoughts posted:

I do now think i'm looking for some introspection and changed attitudes that isn't really reflected by the people who have stayed posting here. Some of whom seem to have pivotted right from the corbyn suicide charge into an RLB suicide charge without taking a breath.

Either tell us what your great wisdom has to offer on the matter or shut the gently caress up. Everyone who's gonna spend the next five years whining about electability and "learning lessons" should just skip ahead to the part where they join blue labour and throw minorities under the bus and save us all some time tbh.

I realise that the election loss was incredibly upsetting but if your greatest concern is that you looked like a dick for being on the losing team and that must not happen again no matter the cost then you need to give yourself a serious talking to before you end up voting tory next time :v:

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 14:52

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Alchenar posted:

Honest opinion: Corbyn's problem was that he was insufficiently genuinely left wing, his successor should try the same platform but dump the stuff that is subsidies for the middle class like rail nationalisation and ending tuition fees.

How many elections in a row now have you voted tory? :v:

Alchenar posted:

Under the tuition fees system university is free if you are working class and the degree doesnt improve your earning potential. The debt never has to be paid back and eventually just disappears.

Horseshit.

Communist Thoughts posted:

a lot of things people were telling us or warning us under corbyn that i disregarded because they were stupid melt shitheads was actually true

Such as?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:40

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

The Question IRL posted:

There is an Episode of How I Met Your Mother all about this.

forever

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 00:58

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Ms Adequate posted:

Sorry, this is unrelated to everything BUT

I just went to the corner shop before the storm rolls in. I said "gently caress it" and went out in my already-on girl clothes rather than changing to boy clothes as I always have before. This is the FIRST TIME I've been out in girl clothes.

I was crossing the street when a couple walking their dog crossed from the other side. The dog was dawdling and the woman goes "Cross! Cross, cross!" and the dog did but then spotted me and came up to investigate and the woman goes "No carry on, she doesn't want ya!" (This was a lie the dog was v. adorable but).

"She"

GUYS I'M GIDDY I'M OVER THE MOON

IT'S DARK AND RAINY AND SHE BARELY SAW ME I'M SURE BUT

I'M SO GIDDY MY FIRST GIRLCLOTHES OUTING COULDN'T HAVE GONE BETTER!!!!

This is heartwarming stuff, congrats :3:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 03:12

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

OwlFancier posted:

I think the londonkerry thing was some politician went to ireland and confused kerry with derry. But I can't remember which thread I read about it in.

It's Karen Bradley and I believe she was Northern Ireland secretary at the time.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 18:36

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

So Joris' skull measuring dude resigned because he'd done lewd posts on reddit and not because he was on the cover of Calipers Monthly? I love this normal country :v:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 00:06

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Sanitary Naptime posted:

None of us are real. Nothing is real.

Except America which is definitely 100% a real country.

Sanitary Naptime posted:

To be a true and proper Star Wars name it has to be incredibly out there, like Salacious Crumb, Elan Sleazebaggano, or Sheev.

General Grebeous.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 19:26

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Bundy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x73PkUvArJY

I highly recommend everyone watch this series on Netflix, it's some incredibly well-crafted stand up :v:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 22:09

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Ash Crimson posted:

If you think you can convince people like that gammon racist woman to become socialist and to drop all pretenses of their hatred for the "foreigner" or their latent nationalism then be my guest

I'm sure she's totally open to the idea that it's capitalism and corporations that are the ones causing her suffering, she just hasn't heard your argument, right?

Don't be wilfully dense, you know perfectly well the issue is not that you're saying "that woman is an irredeemable dickhead" (because she is) but that you're saying "that woman is an irredeemable dickhead and you can extrapolate from her behaviour that every single person within one hundred nautical miles of her is also the exact same kind of irredeemable dickhead" :v:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 15:36

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

jaete posted:

not sure why i would want to consider anything posted on twitter by a handle like that

That's the default format twitter assigns you when you sign up nowadays but sure, be a smug oval office about it instead of reading what the guy has to say.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 19:35

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

No, people decided that anyone with that username format (which has been the default for at least a few years) was automatically a Russian bot because people with that username format often say things that the sort of person who blames Russia when they poo poo their pants disagree with. It's a perfect example of selection bias (and bubble mentality, possibly with a bit of racism mixed in).

See also: People with default avatars, accounts with less than a hundred followers, anyone who registered after 2015.

This saved me some typing, so cheers mate :v:

# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 00:20

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:28

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RockyB posted:

Andrew Rawnsley looks like you wanted a Willem Dafoe action figure for christmas but the pound shop was the only place open.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 13:38

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