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patent # 3921B A machine where you speak into a tube and your words fill up the bubbles on bubble wrap, so each bubble says a word when you pop it patent #4921F a can of snakes but when you open it a big peanut in a hat jumps out and runs away patent #03292 it's like eyeglasses but for your nipples, to enhance their potency patent #2382O a notebook for sending explosive notes like inspector gadget always got patent #23812D orange juice, but it's still in the orange patent #39123Q a book that doesn't make you feel bad for not reading it |
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patent #OJ392C A camp for adults to go to when they can't take it anymore called a Bummer Camp patent #293213 cookie dough you can harden into bricks that water test and caulk with frosting grout (patent #F023G) patent #10484 a tv where if you don't like what the person on the screen is saying you can pull them out and fight them patent #59923 shelves to store all of the naps you take patent #95999 a set of rings with teeth on them which will bite your fingernails for you while you sleep |
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patent #59593 the same thing as patent #2382O but with with a disclaimer explaining that it's not the samsung galaxy note 7 |
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patent #23910 an alarm clock with a self-preservation chip so that it doesn't wake you up if you're just going to be annoyed patent #85921 they're like cigarettes except digital patent #59123 a new version of google maps that lets you add the locations of nearby treasure chests to your route automatically patent #66421 smoke-able sleep, its a thing that you can smoke instead of sleeping at night |
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patent #32931 it's an app like tinder but you swipe pictures of dogs you wish you could adopt and get the confidence boost that comes when they swipe you back to let you know they'd like to be adopted by you |
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