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Finger Prince


 Patent 330-530
A device with time/date dials on the front that you send emails to and it stores them until the time you inputted on the dials comes up, then it sends them out to their recipients so it looks like you didn't go home early.

* # ¿ Feb 1, 2020 15:52
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 15:14
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Finger Prince

Barking Gecko posted:

Patent 330-529
An email client that allows you to send emails and attachments back in time, so that you can meet deadlines that have already passed.

OMG between this and patent 330-530, you could subvert the entire employment apparatus!

* # ¿ Feb 1, 2020 20:11
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