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Manifisto


patent #69420

rube goldberg-esque machine to deliver french fries to my mouth while I am occupied with other things. vocally controlled, can optionally dip the fry in ketchup or other dipping sauce. this machine also has the magical ability to make or procure more fries when the supply is running low.

patent #8008135

improvement to patent #69420 adding sweet potato and waffle cut options, plus klaxon/strobing light alarm in case mayonnaise is in proximity to the dipping apparatus


ty nesamdoom!

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