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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 Patent 330-529
An email client that allows you to send emails and attachments back in time, so that you can meet deadlines that have already passed.

* # ¿ Feb 1, 2020 18:45
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 patent #420420

"Instant Weed" - IoT technology applied to a bong. Whenever the weed level drops below a certain level, the device automatically contacts your local dealer or dispensary, which then dispatches additional weed via courier to your location. Note that the psychoactive properties of any remaining weed are neutralized if the user cancels their subscription.

* # ¿ Feb 1, 2020 20:14
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