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BERNIE SANDERS HE GOT IT OH YEAH
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Feb 3, 2020 15:28
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Feb 3, 2020 15:33
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Feb 3, 2020 15:36
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We need to get EXCITED. We need to get WORKED UP. We need to SEAL THE EXITS of this thread and PUMP POSTING GAS through the vents
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Feb 3, 2020 15:56
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time for me to have a non-stop anxiety attack for the next 12 hours hahahahahahahaaahahaaaaaaaa i hope i die today
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Feb 3, 2020 16:37
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Cao Ni Ma posted:eagerly waiting to see the bern man get top spot only to get rat hosed on the second round when all the other candidates minus yang bend to the establishment and go biden The establishment is too stupid and will spend its time demanding fealty from one another
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Feb 3, 2020 16:38
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When things look tough I hope the caucus goers remember these words, turn to bloodshed.
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Feb 3, 2020 16:40
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me the day after a Super Bowl party
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Feb 3, 2020 16:50
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:time for me to have a non-stop anxiety attack for the next 12 hours hahahahahahahaaahahaaaaaaaa i hope i die today I've seen the needle and the damage done... 
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Feb 3, 2020 16:52
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brugroffil posted:I've seen the needle and the damage done... Oh god there isn't a NYT doom needle tonight is there?
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Feb 3, 2020 16:58
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Feb 3, 2020 17:00
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Doc Walrus posted:Oh god there isn't a NYT doom needle tonight is there? There isn't "a" needle There are FOUR needles! (the Upshot is NYT's election prediction/bs thing)
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Feb 3, 2020 17:01
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The amount of just stupid data we can keep track of now is bad for our brains.brugroffil posted:I've seen the four needles and the damage done...
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Feb 3, 2020 17:03
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I'm extremely superstitious and believe in Jinxing which candidate should I fake root for or arzy about tonight to pull bernie across through occult magicks?
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Feb 3, 2020 17:06
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This is how the nyt plans to deal with the Bernie bro menace... death by needle
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Feb 3, 2020 17:09
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Gumball Gumption posted:The amount of just stupid data we can keep track of now is bad for our brains. yeah for the 2018 midterms I just stopped paying attention to anything for an hour and went in the basement with my dog when the early returns looked GOP-friendly am considering just loving off to the woods or something for a week in November, completely cutoff from the outside world. cannot relive 2016.
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Feb 3, 2020 17:11
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The doom needles are multiplying. Soon they will outnumber us. and they will all point to president peter hussein buttigieg
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Feb 3, 2020 17:18
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I'm extremely superstitious and believe in Jinxing which candidate should I fake root for or arzy about tonight to pull bernie across through occult magicks? butt
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Feb 3, 2020 17:21
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Spoiler: bernie beats out the next candidate by 8 points or more, but doesn't have a majority. The caucus gives it to Biden. Everyone is pissed, Dems express frustration that everyone is pissed.
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Feb 3, 2020 17:23
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i lived in iowa the last two presidential cycles and could not attend my caucus because i was doing my job as a reporter covering the caucuses. they're a bad and dumb way to do nominations, except for when bernie wins all the caucuses again lol
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Feb 3, 2020 17:29
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Good that they are having four needles rather than reusing one needle four times. Safe needle usage is essential.
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Feb 3, 2020 17:33
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if it starts at 10 how long does it take to get results?
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Feb 3, 2020 17:36
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Communist Thoughts posted:if it starts at 10 how long does it take to get results? Thread title is a joke. Caucuses start at 7 (6 pm Iowa time) and first results start coming in (needle goes live) at 9 pm
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Feb 3, 2020 17:38
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Literally the only one of these that actually matters is the SDEs. The other ones are just rough predictors of the SDEs
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Can't wait to lose my poo poo over this
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Feb 3, 2020 17:59
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Thermal Anomaly posted:Can't wait to lose my poo poo over this https://twitter.com/dril/status/1083099660586106880?s=19
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Feb 3, 2020 18:08
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I’ve seen some early caucus exit polling and Biden is winning bigtime despite currently having his head stuck in a bucket
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Feb 3, 2020 18:14
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bird with big dick posted:I’ve seen some early caucus exit polling and Biden is winning bigtime despite currently having his head stuck in a bucket There aren't any exit polls yet. They won't happen until after 8pm EST
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Feb 3, 2020 18:18
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THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SOOOONNNNGGG
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Feb 3, 2020 18:19
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Exit polls would be useless anyway since the Iowa Dem party is immediately reporting all the precinct results
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Feb 3, 2020 18:19
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give me the entrance polls then
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Feb 3, 2020 18:24
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Bearjew posted:give me the entrance polls then Here you go: https://bit.ly/3b3t1op
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Feb 3, 2020 18:26
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you wanna see my entrance poll?
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Feb 3, 2020 18:27
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Feb 3, 2020 18:32
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Eat This Glob posted:i lived in iowa the last two presidential cycles and could not attend my caucus because i was doing my job as a reporter covering the caucuses. they're a bad and dumb way to do nominations, except for when bernie wins all the caucuses again lol *voter verifiable paper trails counted by machines are still bad
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