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that'll be the half time show in 2050, during the reign of Trump XIV.
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Poor Burt, thought of Shakira and died
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Burt Sexual posted:gently caress! Whoah
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Feb 3, 2020 14:44
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does j lo still hate poors? i cant enjoy an rear end if it hates poors
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Feb 3, 2020 14:58
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i wasn't used to hearing hips dont lie without danzig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0d553Ms228
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Robo Reagan posted:does j lo still hate poors? i cant enjoy an rear end if it hates poors Are you suggesting that her rear end is sentient?
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Some kind of... party cat?
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Frank Frank posted:Are you suggesting that her rear end is sentient? Is yours not?
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Who What Now posted:Is yours not? I don't know. We're not on speaking terms.
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Frank Frank posted:Are you suggesting that her rear end is sentient? I ever tell ya about the man who taught his rear end in a top hat to talk?
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Is it weird that I've never heard that song that everyone always talks about with the hips or whatever. She has some good songs though.
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louis friend posted:franky I think burts punishment was excessive It was,my oath
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old and busted: 'Beauty is truth, truth beauty'—that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.' new hotness: 'these hips don't lie'
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Feb 3, 2020 17:11
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My wife during the halftime show: "This is very vagina-centric"
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Feb 3, 2020 17:13
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Nurge posted:Is it weird that I've never heard that song that everyone always talks about with the hips or whatever. She has some good songs though. It was all over the radio one summer but that was back in ancient times when the lord of the rings movies came out e: a radio was like a Spotify but you couldn't control it, and there were ads even if you paid for it. It was a wild time to be alive. Nastyman fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Feb 3, 2020 |
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Feb 3, 2020 17:14
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Burt NOOOOOOOOO
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:My wife during the halftime show: This is top notch.
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Burt Sexual posted:It was,my oath oh good you're back  I would watch this woman read a book and snap like a dog at anybody who tried to distract me.
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Feb 3, 2020 17:24
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i dint watch but i saw the shakira turkey noise and laughed
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Is... is her drummer Twofer from 30 Rock?
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:My wife during the halftime show: The Yonic Boom
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Wait, she 44 in that pic? Wtf
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Burt Sexual posted:Wait, she 44 in that pic? Wtf Goddesses don't age like we mortals do
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Imagine the sort of person that earnestly suggests Boston or the Eagles should be doing a SB halftime show in tyool 2020
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Tbh he’s not that fulfilling How so? Perhaps we can assist you with your troubles
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Burt Sexual posted:Wait, she 44 in that pic? Wtf Welcome to colombia
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Burt Sexual posted:Wait, she 44 in that pic? Wtf Not even. She just turned 43
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Stex T posted:It's a bit of a pity that Deadspin isn't around anymore, because they always filed FOIAs to get the FCC complaints that invariably come with halftime shows, and I'd really love to read cranky boomers ranting about Shakira's lurid dancing and un-American word speaking. I filed a FOIA for this. Will report back.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Shakira's been my favorite of the pop stars for years and years now and I blame my Sophomore spanish teacher for introducing us Whoa did you have Senorita Voorhees as well? I got extra credit in her class for bootlegging a Shakira VH1 or MTV performance and bringing it into class. bird with big dick posted:Imagine the sort of person that earnestly suggests Boston or the Eagles should be doing a SB halftime show in tyool 2020 imagine fearing death this much
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Shakira been in a cryo-chamber since the double 0s
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General Dog posted:The Yonic Boom Love it
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Feb 3, 2020 19:26
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lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains
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I do not prefer mountainous breasts that are full of braggadocio
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Humble Breasts on tour with Lying Hips, this September.
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All breasts are beautiful, friends.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:All breasts are beautiful, friends. I've seen some that most certainly are not.
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