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Happy Hippo: The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

what do i do byob tia

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:15

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:21

beer pal

haha love it

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# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hold it forever, op. pooping is not very BYOB

# ? Feb 5, 2020 01:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

wow that's a great present, someone must really like you. all i got was this lousy pair of socks

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 02:13

City of Glompton

you should go, op

# ? Feb 5, 2020 02:18

French Accent

your future self will thank you

# ? Feb 5, 2020 02:22

Twenty Four

For me, I would use the bathroom.

If push comes to shove or it strikes your fancy, any room can be a bathroom if you want it to be.

If anyone questions you, just tell them "I poop here now".

# ? Feb 5, 2020 02:37

Escape From Noise

If you are at work go take a loud, thundering deuce in the office toilet to establish dominance.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 02:47

Lucavi

eating fiber

# ? Feb 5, 2020 04:25

Professor of Cats

Veggies are high in fiber, right?

# ? Feb 5, 2020 06:29

Escape From Noise

Please OP! Don't do anything rash! What are your demands?

# ? Feb 5, 2020 07:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

poo poo in the office bathroom while your colleagues are in there

It's a real power move and they'll respect you that much more

# ? Feb 5, 2020 12:27

Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

poo poo in the office bathroom while your colleagues are in there

It's a real power move and they'll respect you that much more

# ? Feb 5, 2020 13:18

Galaxander

Did op poop yet

# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:17

Lucavi

coffee make u poop

# ? Feb 5, 2020 17:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP get rid of poop pls

# ? Feb 5, 2020 17:53

Piso Mojado

pooping in my cat's litter box

# ? Feb 5, 2020 17:54

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Chewbecca posted:

poo poo in the office bathroom while your colleagues are in there

It's a real power move and they'll respect you that much more

That is a cool and good power move. A more powerful move can be to ostentatiously and openly grab a newspaper, and boldly strut into the bathroom corresponding to your gender of choice. The whole office can know what you're up to in there even if they aren't in the bathroom with you!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:22

City of Glompton

feeling concerned for op :ohdear:

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:24

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

OP, hang upside down

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:28

Professor of Cats

Hey OP I just pooped in our office bathroom. Ugh. I think you can do it too. gl

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:51

Twenty Four

R.I.P OP (rest in poop)

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:52

Professor of Cats

tbh, not a huge fan of pooping in public bathrooms.

# ? Feb 5, 2020 18:53

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

"HHhHHNnNNNGGGhHHhAahaHHHnnAahNANAaNanhHGGG" - the sound of the OP having to poop

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:35

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

i have a product that may or may not use poop as an ingredient, I'd be interested in buying by the truckload. Do you happen to often go to Taco Bell?

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:46

Macnult

can't believe op is still in there

# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:57

Escape From Noise

OP is apparently full of poo poo.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:15

Happy Hippo: The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

OP is apparently full of poo poo.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:09

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

help, there's poop in my butt

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:17

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

OP is apparently full of poo poo.

# ? Feb 6, 2020 06:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

did op poop yet

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nosfereefer posted:

did op poop yet

I suspect that the OP is a Demodex parasite and therefore will never poop. lacking an anus, the waste products of the op are recycled over and over again until every last bit of useful material is extracted and the remaining waste is stores in the op's gigantic butt. only after the op dies and their body ruptures due to bloating will the poop finally be released.

# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:12

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I suspect that the OP is a Demodex parasite and therefore will never poop. lacking an anus, the waste products of the op are recycled over and over again until every last bit of useful material is extracted and the remaining waste is stores in the op's gigantic butt. only after the op dies and their body ruptures due to bloating will the poop finally be released.

Don't doxx me plz

# ? Feb 7, 2020 03:29

Macnult

hope op is either having or has had a good poop since making this thread

# ? Feb 7, 2020 07:58

Escape From Noise

They may still be. With no update I'm assuming they still need to or already started and have yet to finish

# ? Feb 7, 2020 08:05

Macnult

imagining op pooping this entire time, reading the manic ramblings of dr. bronner because they forgot their phone when they went to the bathroom

# ? Feb 7, 2020 08:15

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

imagining op pooping this entire time, reading the manic ramblings of dr. bronner because they forgot their phone when they went to the bathroom

Reaching behind themselves every few minutes to flush without getting up

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Feb 7, 2020

# ? Feb 7, 2020 08:20

Galaxander

*knocking on bathroom door* DO YOU NEED HELP? DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MOM?

# ? Feb 7, 2020 15:49

Escape From Noise

Galaxander posted:

*knocking on bathroom door* DO YOU NEED HELP? DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MOM?

OP possibly asphyxiated on their own gas. Turn off the pilot light and whatever you do don't light a match!

# ? Feb 7, 2020 18:28

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:21

Ash Crimson

squating big thikc ropes of faecel matter

# ? Feb 7, 2020 22:07

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