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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > i gotta poop
 
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Escape From Noise

 If you are at work go take a loud, thundering deuce in the office toilet to establish dominance.

* # ¿ Feb 5, 2020 02:47
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 Please OP! Don't do anything rash! What are your demands?

* # ¿ Feb 5, 2020 07:03
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Chewbecca posted:

poo poo in the office bathroom while your colleagues are in there

It's a real power move and they'll respect you that much more
* # ¿ Feb 5, 2020 13:18
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 OP is apparently full of poo poo.

* # ¿ Feb 6, 2020 03:15
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I suspect that the OP is a Demodex parasite and therefore will never poop. lacking an anus, the waste products of the op are recycled over and over again until every last bit of useful material is extracted and the remaining waste is stores in the op's gigantic butt. only after the op dies and their body ruptures due to bloating will the poop finally be released.

Don't doxx me plz

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2020 03:29
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 They may still be. With no update I'm assuming they still need to or already started and have yet to finish

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2020 08:05
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Macnult posted:

imagining op pooping this entire time, reading the manic ramblings of dr. bronner because they forgot their phone when they went to the bathroom

Reaching behind themselves every few minutes to flush without getting up

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* # ¿ Feb 7, 2020 08:20
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Galaxander posted:

*knocking on bathroom door* DO YOU NEED HELP? DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MOM?

OP possibly asphyxiated on their own gas. Turn off the pilot light and whatever you do don't light a match!

* # ¿ Feb 7, 2020 18:28
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 Pooping in solidarity with the op

* # ¿ Feb 9, 2020 02:05
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 I think of the OP every time I poop and vice versa

* # ¿ Feb 9, 2020 10:04
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Nosfereefer posted:

stay safe, poop
* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 03:35
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Twenty Four posted:

Every time you think of the OP you immediately poop? Thats some super villain power stuff right there!

Oh no. Gotta poop and I'm two stations away from my transfer!

* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 07:01
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Happy Hippo posted:

nah brah im good. also i pooped and strongly suspect that i will again maybe later today

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