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Chill Berserker Dude
i am selling a brown sludge like soda that isn't not poop, marketing has been really hard for us... any help?

customer feedback has been really positive:

perfect christmas gift for your ungreatful in-laws
- regrettably married husband

reminds me of my time in high school
- skinny acne kid

people ask me how my job is, I give them a bottle of sludge- they all thank me for being a hero
- high school janitor

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Bacon Taco posted:

Step 1: Ironically rebrand as PUUP and get Gwenyth Paltrow to give a celebrity endorsement.

Step 3: profit

I am now a billionaire!

Step 4:
Waste it all buying paper clips so they cannot take over the universe.

I am now very poor.

<3 <3 Vanisher

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weed cat posted:

there was this guy who traded a paperclip up for a house. so if you ask me, you just became a real estate mogul

noice!

<3 <3 Vanisher

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Twenty Four posted:

lol my friend had me play that paper clip game a couple of years ago, I forgot about it

the web one? was amazing. I beat it.

<3 <3 Vanisher

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