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Honeypots, ghost probes, posting cults, medical labs, post badly threads, fight clubs, we had it all. What we didn't have yet is a classic probe thread to fill up some rapsheets and post terrible dad jokes to put up for display in the leper's colony. After all, it's a byob tradition to have these and right now I am looking at a total of 34 probes handed out (I think HP got like 30 of those) for a total of 204 hours of probation, so maybe I should step up my game.

Post ITT and I will put in your post as probe reason for the user above you. Pictures and gifs are allowed, but only up to twice the av size (360x360px), but I can shrink it down if needed.
Note that there might be a time difference between you posting and me probing, because APPARENTLY people are forced to do non-byob stuff these days, like wearing pants and whatnot, so beware if I probe you in a bad time (other forum games going on etc.).

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 14:51

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# ? May 4, 2024 09:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

REVENGE

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:18

take the moon: by sebmojo

�[Yobbers] live in translucent jelly and converse in light flashes liquefying bones of the world and eating the jelly�Boy chrysalis rotting in the sun�Lazy undersea eyes on the nod over the rotting meat vegetable sleep�limestone dope out of shale and water. . .�

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:20

biosterous

how do the young bucks like their coffee? too sweet!

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^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:36

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

This poster is Six-Of-Hearts number 1 fan and aspires to her ice-queen greatness and grandeur.
Humble thyself before Lady Six's resplendent grace and majesty, peasants.

:evilbuddy:

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

This poster is my best friend.

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:10

ChubbyChecker

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:38

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

ChubbyChecker posted:

Probate this man for what hes done to this poor animal!

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:43

vanisher

No perfect posts allowed!

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:08

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

where'd he go?

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https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:10

the unabonger

hahaha, PROBED!!!!!

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:15

the unabonger

hahaha, PROBED!!!!!

edit: oh gently caress.

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:16

Macnult

take a six hour surf break, you�ve earned it

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:17

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Your posting is so perfect there's no need to have anyone post ever again. Shut it down, we're done here.

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Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:22

alnilam

Please, you wouldn't probe a guy with glasses would you?? Well, I'm wearing contacts but I have glasses, the question stands

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:10

very nice i like: I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

Your soul has been claimed by the eldest of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Pickle Rick. Kneel before him and gaze into the maw of destiny otherwise known as his briny prolapsed cavity, and contemplate what you could have done to avoid earning yourself a spot as his personal sitting stool.

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:38

Professor of Cats

very nice i like posted:

Your soul has been claimed by the eldest of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, Pickle Rick. Kneel before him and gaze into the maw of destiny otherwise known as his briny prolapsed cavity, and contemplate what you could have done to avoid earning yourself a spot as his personal sitting stool.

Your power level is too high for this kind of forum fraternization. You must be contained until the others can catch up.

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:40

ulvir

Professor of Cats posted:

Your power level is too high for this kind of forum fraternization. You must be contained until the others can catch up.

you might be a professor of cats, but you are no professor of inner peace. do a zazen to reflect on the nature of things and non-things

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:48

google THIS

I guess you could say that your posting streak is...ulvir. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:57

ostesaks: snuten kommer

had fish nuggets 2day

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

let's gently caress this poo poo up!

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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

good art punishment time bucko :hehe:

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spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:28

ChubbyChecker

https://i.imgur.com/Kp5BwVC.mp4

gag edit: mp4s apparently do not work in the leper's colony, but my dedication to add in exactly what you posted led to a regular link being displayed. If anyone else wants to post mp4s, keep this in mind!

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Feb 7, 2020

# ? Feb 7, 2020 01:37

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

it's gonna be a no from me, dawg

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 02:01

Jaguars!

Coughing up hairballs, bogarting that joint.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 02:37

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Jaguars! posted:

Coughing up hairballs, bogarting that joint.

Hairball thing, you joint.

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<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 7, 2020 03:20

Bingo Bango

you ate the snakebread, this is what you get.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:26

City of Glompton

wet jorts contest loser

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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:47

catapede: Eatin' fish leaves
Gettin' strong

Eggceptionally offensive posting.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:02

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

used posted tits in a clearly marked no tits area

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crimes

# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:38

French Accent

i hope you have a wonderful day

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 08:06

ulvir

I believe in you

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 09:39

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

wholly gormless.

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:54

take the moon: by sebmojo

�This [post] is secreted by the Species Xiucutl Crustanus, a flying scorpion, during its lethal mating season in the course of which all male Xiucutl die maddened by the substance and will fly on any male creature infecting with its deadly sperm.�

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# ? Feb 7, 2020 15:52