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Speaking of dimebags, my buddy John said he and some other kids got Saturday detention last week but they just hung out all day in the library and got high.
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Feb 7, 2020 03:08
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Wait what? I realize that us theater kids aren't exactly cool, but I feel a little left out to not hear about a car crash until after lunch.
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Feb 7, 2020 04:48
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[has a seizure in class] teacher: stop loving around
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Feb 7, 2020 05:00
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Eclipse12 posted:Did you guys hear about this? So Craig's brother was in his Civic going like a hundred miles an hour down their street and he totally ramped off of a speed bump. He got like 15 fifteen feet of air. poo poo was INSANE. And when he landed he lost control and hit the curb and totally trashed one of his wheels. Their dad is gonna be super pissed because he signed for the loan on that car but Craig's brother doesn't even give a poo poo because it was so bad-rear end. but op, we want to know about the printer your carried
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Feb 7, 2020 05:10
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its so hot in here
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Feb 7, 2020 05:50
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Is that an Elite Deluxe or just another similarly sexy bike with a digi screen.
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Feb 7, 2020 06:25
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andy pissed in the water fountain at the high school andy is 22
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Feb 7, 2020 06:43
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Andy will piss anywhere. He pissed out the back window of the Booty Wagon when he and Ryan were on a road trip and they got pulled over and he told the cops he was just pouring out a water bottle. Also will someone let me know when Ryan actually gets any booty into the Booty Wagon that isn't his little sister's when he has to give her a ride home? We should start calling it the Booty Repeller. Anyway Kayla's a ho
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Feb 7, 2020 12:59
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Ha ha the other day Brady (Senior Brady, not Greasy Brady) walks by Ryan, and they don't even really know each other, and Brady out of nowhere is like, hey, is your car the Booty Wagon because you're such a fatass? And Ryan isn't even that fat but his face turned all red and then a bunch of girls nearby were giggling so he's screwed.
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Feb 7, 2020 13:06
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loving cournoyer caught some freshman trying to load his juul in the locker room so now the rock climbing field trip got taken away. god loving damnit cournoyer. I call him Corn Hoyer because I don't respect him. I don't even pay attention in that class, I just play taps with a couple seniors at the hoop in the back of the gym
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Feb 7, 2020 13:08
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anyway does anyone have their copy of Romeo & Juliet in their backpack I totally forgot to do the homework last night and if I get another zero my mom says I can't have a sleepover this friday
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Feb 7, 2020 13:11
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:loving cournoyer caught some freshman trying to load his juul in the locker room so now the rock climbing field trip got taken away. god loving damnit cournoyer. I call him Corn Hoyer because I don't respect him. I don't even pay attention in that class, I just play taps with a couple seniors at the hoop in the back of the gym Are. You. making GBS threads. Me??
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Feb 7, 2020 13:13
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Like seriously, why screw everyone else because of that
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Feb 7, 2020 13:14
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Dude I stayed at Brian's dad's with him last weekend and his dad has a huge pile of porn mags in his bathtub. Like filled to the brim with fetish porn mags like Juggs and Specs and poo poo. It's nuts. Also we drank all his schnapps and jerked off together in the woods lol.
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Feb 7, 2020 13:26
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Trust me, Cournoyer is a total fashist. I heard he's got a copy of Maine Camp in his bag because it's like his Bible or something. Also I heard my mom on the phone say that he got kicked out of the army for drinking and only got a job at the school because his family goes to the same church as, like, one of the head guys at the school board.
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Feb 7, 2020 13:42
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I told cournoyer right to his face that I'm gonna fight him on graduation day. like as soon as I get my diploma I'm gonna flip Principal Scuzzarella the bird and go to town on cournoyer's face. I don't care that he was in the army for 12 years, I'm in JROTC and I clearly have the superior intellect and reaction time to take him down
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Feb 7, 2020 13:51
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Serves him right! I'd totally do that too but I got asthma and my doctor said if I get into one more fight I could die for real and it's just not worth it, u know. But also I heard craig's brother actually messed up the wheel because he was crying super hard about being picked last in football and drove onto a curb and he just made the jump story up so he wouldn't get picked last again.
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Feb 7, 2020 14:15
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cournoyer got kicked out of his last job at a different school for beating up a special needs kid. FACTS. and Ryan said he had a gf but it turned out she was still in middle school and he got clowned so hard he never brings it up anymore.
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Feb 7, 2020 14:24
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also somebody should tell jeremy his dimebags are worth like 7 bucks, I got the steins to use the scales in the chem lab to check and they said they are way below market weight, and they should know because they are MASSIVE stoners. hella degraded. I'd hang out with them just for their weed if they'd shut up about anime books and sci fi
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Feb 7, 2020 14:29
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You guys hear about Richie? He was closing up Burger King last night and some dude loving stabbed him in the parking lot. I think it was some dude on his deck hockey team, but I'm not sure. No, the cops haven't caught him yet. Richie's doing okay but apparently the knife nicked his small intestine so a bunch of literal poo poo went into his body, it's pretty freaking metal, guys. I think he had to get staples. Yeah. Not stiches, loving staples. Literally metal.
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Feb 7, 2020 14:32
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drat, Richie is gonna be so loving cool when he comes back after getting stabbed. I remember when he tried to get his pet snake drunk off binaca breath spray. That dude has always been hardcore.
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Feb 7, 2020 14:54
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Richie's such a loving phoney, that dude is totally fake.
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Feb 7, 2020 15:03
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Ed's parents are getting divorced cuz I guess his Dad was at work one day and was like "I'm going home early" and he got home early and Ed's mom was loving some other dude in their loving bed. Yeah Ed's Dad musta seen this dude going balls deep, beat the poo poo outta him, then started all the divorce stuff. All I know is my Aunt and Uncle got divorced and now Uncle Jim works at the Go-Kart track, so he's doing pretty loving good for himself. Ed's gonna have 2 Christmases too, lucky guy.
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Feb 7, 2020 15:16
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Anybody notice how our football team's results have gotten way better since that Russian kid started coming to school. You know, the one who always wears Adidas tracksuits, name's Vladislav or some poo poo. Brandon swears he sells the football players steroids. Anyway, me and the basketball team are working out in the gym, in walks Vladislav. Grabs a barbell, puts it on the floor and loads up 3 plates. We're thinking, fair enough, that's a respectable deadlift. I'll be hosed if that kid doesn't clean and jerk that poo poo like it's nothing. We all just stop what we're doing and watch that kid go, it was like watching the olympics or some poo poo. So he finishes, looks at us and says "you play baskets ball yes? Is good! Good game for tiny American woman-lady, maybe I take one of you lady out sometime so you can be with real Russian man!" Then he just walks out of the gym, laughing his rear end off. Russians bro...
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Feb 7, 2020 16:01
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*is Sarah’s bestest guy friend and just KNOWS this time Matt went too far and they definitely won’t get back together and she’ll finally see I’ve always been here for her*
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Feb 7, 2020 16:02
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How have you lived all the way to 15 and still think divorce is all good times and new video games? Just look at Kacey L and how screwed up she is.
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Feb 7, 2020 16:04
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I heard the real "bad kids" just set the detention room on fire to get out.
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Feb 7, 2020 16:15
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:also Jeremy SAYS he got suspended for bringing a knife to school but nobody even saw it, and everybody already knows he’s a mega liar from when he said that eating like 30 potato bugs would get you high and Steve tried and his face swelled up like an overripe tomato and his eyes were stuck shut and he couldn't see for a week, I think Jeremy just got busted for mouthing off to Mr. Raph again and the vice principal got sick of him. when he comes back I’m gonna empty a whole bag of flour into his backpack when he takes a leak I heard it was a machete, but Gordy said it was just an 8" chef's knife for his home ec class that his mom is making him take. Maybe he can take the flour you dump in his backpack and make a cake out of it.
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Feb 7, 2020 16:18
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Speleothing posted:How have you lived all the way to 15 and still think divorce is all good times and new video games? Just look at Kacey L and how screwed up she is. Dude, Kacey's a freaking drama queen. I knew her way before the divorce and she would snort pixie sticks and poo poo like that. Plus look at Tommy in Geometry Class. That dude's parents divorced and now his stepmom's a loving babe, I think she actually used to go to this school a couple years ago.
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Feb 7, 2020 16:23
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I hear Brad picks his nose and wipes the boogers off under his desk! Better hope you don't have to sit in that desk when you have History, dude! No I don't know which desk it is, why would I.
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Feb 7, 2020 16:29
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Johnny Aztec posted:oh poo poo Surprisingly, he not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WamBr5Ahy4 Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Feb 7, 2020 |
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Feb 7, 2020 16:53
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PinheadSlim posted:Richie's such a loving phoney, that dude is totally fake. Yeah, he 100% did that to himself for attention. "Can't find the guy" because there is no guy
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Feb 7, 2020 16:57
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*is Sarah’s bestest guy friend and just KNOWS this time Matt went too far and they definitely won’t get back together and she’ll finally see I’ve always been here for her* Update: Matt said he never actually broke up with Sarah, that's just some fake poo poo, everyone knows they're ride or die 4 life, and now suddenly Sarah has her hearing back and she's all "You guys need to stop listening to rumors we never broke up" when SHE'S the one who was saying it in the first place. Whatever, they're back together everyone knew it would happen.
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Feb 7, 2020 17:04
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:I told cournoyer right to his face that I'm gonna fight him on graduation day. like as soon as I get my diploma I'm gonna flip Principal Scuzzarella the bird and go to town on cournoyer's face. I don't care that he was in the army for 12 years, I'm in JROTC and I clearly have the superior intellect and reaction time to take him down Lol I'll seriously give you 100 bucks if you do I mean, that guy's gonna MESS YOU UP and then you'll also go to jail, but I still gotta see this happen
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Feb 7, 2020 17:16
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Dunno if you guys heard but they're putting a guard in all the bathrooms since somebody's been writing bomb threats on the stalls. I'm not a loving snitch but I'm pretty sure it's Tony Santelli, that lazy piece of poo poo's about to flunk Chem and Physics and I heard his parents said he has to go to college even though they own a loving pizza shop and basically print money. Dude probably writes the threats to get an extra day to study, that's my guess. Plus my buddy Sal on the track team said he saw Tony practicing writing left handed, probably to disguise his handwriting. What the gently caress, man.
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Feb 7, 2020 18:25
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Dameon says he felt up Ashley but she's saying that Dameon got so awkward after they kissed he crawled backwards out of the room while meowing and honestly I believe Ashley
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Feb 7, 2020 18:33
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Oh snap y'all, it's Jeremy! Jeremy's back! Jeremy what's uuuuuuuuuuppppp???
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Feb 7, 2020 18:48
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Who What Now posted:Dameon says he felt up Ashley but she's saying that Dameon got so awkward after they kissed he crawled backwards out of the room while meowing and honestly I believe Ashley Dude I loving get it, I was wearing sweat pants in Econ and Tiffany Haldish walks in. Gotta say, I woulda had to meow right outta that room if somebody asked me to stand up, if you know what I mean.
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Eclipse12 posted:Lol I'll seriously give you 100 bucks if you do No way bro Ryan said he would absolutely deck him if he tried any bullshit while I was punching his face with my fists. Strength in numbers, baby. Anyway can anyone burn a copy of the latest Nickelback CD for me, I'm jonesin but my dad said he won't let me buy any CDs with a parental warning sticker on it
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