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A clock works by storing up lots of 'energy' inside tiny little springs, and thousands of gears turning so that they match the frequency of god's ear. When god hears their whispers, and if it's a good enough clock, god will whisper the correct time to them, and they will turn to display that to the user.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:quantum physics is like, okay, so, there's four balls FOUR balls you say? Man that quantum dude is hung! If only his dick wasn't quanta 
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| Chemistry is about lots of tiny little balls connected to each other with electricity like tiny little wires but without the wires and sometimes the way the balls connect means they have different electrical charges on one end of the balls than the other, and some of those ways the balls connect are against the laws in your country and you're not allowed to own any balls that connect in that way and other ways the balls connect are legal and you can own those and it turns out putting some balls into other balls means that the first set of balls will break apart or mix with the second set of balls to make new kinds of balls but you can never delete these balls without causing a HUGE EXPLOSIONS, and sometimes when you put balls into other balls they might stop clumping together and feeling like a liquid and turn into tiny groups of the balls and that feels like a powder, and that's how you do organic chemistry is by finding types of balls that when you put the balls you have into them, some parts of that, the bits that you want, feel more like a powder but the bits that you don't want feel more like a liquid and that means you can filter out the bits you don't want and get only the bits you want. Also some times to get the balls to make new connections you have to heat it up or cool it or stir it. | |
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Feb 7, 2020 12:19
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Music is waves that taste funny Or more concretely, music is when the stuff we breathe in decides to get excited and vibrates, and that makes it taste funny to your ears, and your brain makes this taste into the stuff we hear :o freaky |
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Feb 7, 2020 15:32
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Once upon a time people decided it would be easier explaining how rock throwing works to the rear end in a top hat Frank if they drew a diagram in the sand Then some absolute boss realised he could build an easier house if he made lots of tiny sheets of wood pulp instead of slathering it on like a madman. They some guy got squid ink or maybe some mud on some of the dried wood pulp and it stayed there, and he couldn't get it out. His son was also unable to throw so he decided to draw a diagram of how rock throwing works in the sand. But!!! No sand??? What do!!!! Well that particular guy ended up using pig guts and his wall but his neighbor realised how it would be easier to do that with a stick of plant and some dried wood pulp. Hundreds of years later some girl made an artwork and she wanted everyone to have to see her artwork so she figured out a way to put ink on her dried wood pulp, and push it on another bit of dried wood pulp, and so she could make the same artwork hundreds of times. She stuck them to some buildings as a "graffito" (as the kids say these days) Then years later some guy realised if you make little squares of metal and shove distilled mud or ink on it, you can do lots of writings much faster and much clearer than the artwork method, so since them everyone's been using that |
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