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you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Pakled posted:

How did Marquette King fall out of the NFL

Jon Gruden fired him for being black

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Pakled posted:

How did Marquette King fall out of the NFL

melanin

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

DOG DOG DOG RODGER [demon noises]

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
I keep waiting for a double pass on one of those plays but it never comes.. just like the three point extra play.. xfl is a lie!!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Both of these teams seem dirty

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Lmao that was pathetic

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

It's like they're simulating an NFL game while giving behind the scenes footage of said simulation and I think that's kinda neat

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"I don't know why you'd jump in the air on that."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

i don't think i can betray the Birmingham Iron :rip: just like that!!

is this the first alternative pro league in the past 50 years without a birmingham team

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Lmao that Hayes clip sounded like it was from a bad lip reading video

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
why does that coach wear a towel over his shoulders? I don't get this gimmick vince

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

DuhSal posted:

why does that coach wear a towel over his shoulders? I don't get this gimmick vince

Samoa Joe gimmick

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I love a snap miscue but unfortunately peyton set the bar too high

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
OK this is pretty funny.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

That’s not on him imo, he probably thought it was touched

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

"WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?!"

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

This is amazing

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

lol Troy Aikman was so shocked by that play he crashed the TV broadcast to talk about it

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

The punt enthusiast is an interesting new character.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
establish the punt and pray for chaos, inshallah

drscruf
Apr 5, 2010

It's like watching a car wreck in slow motion and on repeat.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I’m really glad I told everyone I thought might be mildly interested in extra football to watch the games today

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I'm sure there's something more productive I could be doing but between the guy breaking his leg trying to bodyslam a guy into the bleachers and the guy desperately trying to convince us punts are fun I'm weirdly engrossed.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1226658886624649216

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
special

teams

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

What happened to the guy that actually went to one of the games today? Can we get a trip report?

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
[deafening silence]
"Language please, boys"

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
A touchdown?!

That can't be allowed!

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
oooooh scoring! that's the point of the game... thanks guy!

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Pakled posted:

[deafening silence]
"Language please, boys"

Cable feeds should be uncensored

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I don't know much about football but this quarterback sucks

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
this dallas QB sucks, I guess not every team can have a PJ Walker :smugdog:

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

drat. I got distracted and missed a chance to be disappointed someone didn't go for 3 xtra pts.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I’d respect that guy more if he just wore a bathrobe like he clearly wants to instead of a stupid towel

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

that guy has been waiting his whole life to say matriculate down the field

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Z pump did not work.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I'm the obviously under aged photographers being used for High School credit

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, sure. This game is just "evenly matched."

XFL: Good for America

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
:911: :thurman: :911:

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I like the XFL so far. The XFL is good. Football is good.

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