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safety meeting first thing, gets out, group goes to the restroom i am at the urinal trying to piss with everybody around talking, couple of farts come out they laugh, im embarrassed but whatever, even more farts come, the kind that are quick fast pops this douche bag who makes fun of me every chance he gets is like OH OH IF YOURE GIVING AWAY FREE GAS FILL ME UP FILL ME UP gets on his loving knees and gets right behind me and opens his mouth going aaaahhh like at a dentist office and fake begs me to fart on him by saying he was running on E and poo poo people were laughing, i just loving finished and went out to my car to smoke it was legit humiliating
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ha ha its a shame you didnt do a lil fart in that guy's mouth lol while others wathched, and he liekd it
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Feb 9, 2020 04:03
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Sorry you were made to look like a little bitch in front of your co-workers, then ran away.
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Feb 9, 2020 04:04
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like in a funny joke way and it inst gay or nothing just like a prank between friends ha ha but maybe you get togehter at your place and do it every now anmd then OP
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Feb 9, 2020 04:04
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lol if youve never owned someone by having them fart in your mouth also have the elsa/spiderman youtube channels been around long enough that its viewers have entered the workplace?
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Feb 9, 2020 04:11
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poo poo on his desk OP
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Feb 9, 2020 04:12
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pepsi lover posted:
I'm surprised you're still alive after lighting up in an enclosed space with the gas running
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Feb 9, 2020 04:14
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*puts his mouth on ops rear end* gotta have my corn pops
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Feb 9, 2020 04:18
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You just need to empower yourself with a witty comeback like “sorry fella the poppers are wearing off”. 
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Feb 9, 2020 04:20
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Next time turn around, pee in his mouth and say "piss is stored in your throat, bitxh."
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Feb 9, 2020 04:21
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Seems like there are a lot of urinals at your work. how many spectators are usually in the bathroom
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Feb 9, 2020 04:25
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I literally can't imagine a workplace that this would be acceptable or could even possibly happen in, am I missing a joke?
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Feb 9, 2020 04:28
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we just have one of those big pits like in 300 at work and we all circle around it and take our pee-pees into it sometimes as a lark we kick someone in too but they don't die because there like 15 or 20 feet of that sweet sweet man lemonade down there
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Feb 9, 2020 04:30
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Lee Carvallo's Pissing Challenge
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Feb 9, 2020 04:33
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Tom Gorman posted:Lee Carvallo's Pissing Challenge gently caress you, baltimore
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Feb 9, 2020 04:36
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Nothing says 'you're my bitch' like having someone fart in my mouth
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Feb 9, 2020 04:38
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I’m disappointed you didn’t poo poo directly into your co-workers mouth, OP.
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Feb 9, 2020 04:39
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op if u had a safety meeting, a guy getting on his knees in the bathroom sounds like a safety issue that u could either report or take advantage of
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Feb 9, 2020 04:43
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lmao rekt
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Feb 9, 2020 04:47
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Are you any less furious yet
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Feb 9, 2020 04:49
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Spagghentleman posted:I’m disappointed you didn’t poo poo directly into your co-workers mouth, OP.
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Feb 9, 2020 04:53
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Lodge that sexual harassment complaint OP
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Feb 9, 2020 04:55
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have you tried eating better op
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Feb 9, 2020 05:37
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TOOT BOOT posted:I'm surprised you're still alive after lighting up in an enclosed space with the gas running excellent
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The Clitoris posted:Lodge that sexual harassment complaint OP Yeah, seriously. gently caress that idiot with his 8th grade bullying poo poo. gently caress that dude so much.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:01
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Stop bragging.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:07
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TOOT BOOT posted:I'm surprised you're still alive after lighting up in an enclosed space with the gas running lmao
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Feb 9, 2020 06:16
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Farts are stored in the cheeks.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:17
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A man had his open-mouthed face in my rear end, I NEED TO POST THIS ON A FORUM.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:19
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Farts are stored in the cheeks. not if OP is around, he too greedy to share
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Feb 9, 2020 06:21
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Why is this jastiger rereg not perma'd yet like the pepsiovercoke one
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Feb 9, 2020 06:21
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Spagghentleman posted:A man had his open-mouthed face in my rear end, I NEED TO POST THIS ON A FORUM. For me... it was Tuesday
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Feb 9, 2020 06:23
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Op may not be serious on a Saturday night post
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Feb 9, 2020 06:25
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Get over it dude. Everyone has coworkers crawling up behind them cupping their mouths around their anus sometimes. Try to be a man about it.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:25
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haunted bong posted:not if OP is around, he too greedy to share Once they get in your stomach they will haunt you’re soul. 
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Feb 9, 2020 06:26
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OP, when the dude was down there, you should have yelled "WELL DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT" in an unhinged voice You would prolly not get bullied again
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Feb 9, 2020 06:26
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one time i was takin a piss in the office bathroom at the urinal. this loving coworker comes in and BRUSHES HIS TEETH. Right infront of me. Well over by the sink really. I stormed outside and smoked a cigarette and then took a poo poo on his car windshield. What a loving WEIRDO.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:27
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I have a new fetish.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:27
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Booourns posted:Why is this jastiger rereg not perma'd yet like the pepsiovercoke one Because it’s not? Do you have special search capabilities that we don’t? I fart in your general direction.
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Burt Sexual posted:Because it’s not? Do you have special search capabilities that we don’t? I fart in your general direction. rude as hell, you didnt even wait for him to get his mouth open
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