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Waltzing Along posted:I have a new fetish. New to you, but I'm sure there exist people who get horny at the thought of someone farting in their mouth
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Did he flick a cigarette butt at you afterwards and say "later loser"? Thats the poo poo right there.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:36
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Tell the story to his friends and act like he was weird.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:38
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drilldo squirt posted:Tell the story to his friends and act like he was weird. Kneeling down behind a man's rear end while he's pissing and begging him to fart in your mouth is definitely weird I mean, so I hear 
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Feb 9, 2020 06:43
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fill me with your love gas
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Feb 9, 2020 06:43
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Thinking about filling op w some special Burt spurt if he doesn’t post in his own thread again
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Feb 9, 2020 06:52
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Somethign like, so I'm standing their pissing and farting and this guy just gets on his knees and makes like he wants me to fart in his mouth. Say something like that.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:54
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Burt Sexual posted:Thinking about filling op w some special Burt spurt if he doesn’t post in his own thread again what exactly do you want me to say
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Feb 9, 2020 06:56
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You're welcome o[p.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:57
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pepsi lover posted:what exactly do you want me to say Idk answer the questions and expand on your experience and give us lessons learned and future best practices.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:58
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Describe the antics of fart mouth op, tell us more about him.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:58
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pepsi lover posted:what exactly do you want me to say Let us help you we are your friend
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Feb 9, 2020 07:00
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look im nothing. im nothing. just a humiliated little bitch. i can never go to the bathroom at work again because that fucker is going to be there asking for free gas my life is a disaster
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Feb 9, 2020 07:02
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pepsi lover posted:look im nothing. im nothing. just a humiliated little bitch. There are people who would pay you money to say that to them
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Feb 9, 2020 07:03
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pepsi lover posted:look im nothing. im nothing. just a humiliated little bitch. i can never go to the bathroom at work again because that fucker is going to be there asking for free gas I have faith in you op, just answer my post. We can overcome this challenge
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Feb 9, 2020 07:05
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precision posted:New to you, but I'm sure there exist people who get horny at the thought of someone farting in their mouth Oh? Well that's not my fetish. My new fetish is reading about people getting fart shamed by a bunch of coworkers.
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Feb 9, 2020 07:06
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Burt Sexual posted:I have faith in you op, just answer my post. We can overcome this challenge what exactly is your question
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Feb 9, 2020 07:06
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pepsi lover posted:what exactly is your question Did you not see my post? Am I invisible? We all need to learn from this ptsd experience
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Feb 9, 2020 07:09
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which post are you referring to (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 9, 2020 07:12
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pepsi lover posted:which post are you referring to you suck, op
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Feb 9, 2020 07:15
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Poop in a bag and put it under his desk, OP
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Feb 9, 2020 07:15
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Feb 9, 2020 07:16
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Are you going to get revenge, op? Even if its some passive aggressive stuff
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Feb 9, 2020 07:16
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I'm starting to think this whole thing didn't happen.
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Feb 9, 2020 07:16
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i like to piss in the office urinals with my pants and underwear down around my ankles then waddle over to the sink without pulling them up. remember that "time is money"
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Feb 9, 2020 07:27
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report him to HR for treason OP!!!
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Feb 9, 2020 07:37
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It’s crazy that a grown man could walk up to you and get on their knees and put his open mouth near your rear end and YOU come away from it feeling embarrassed, that’s like a real crossed wire situation
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Feb 9, 2020 07:38
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Frankly I'm starting to doubt the entire premise of this thread!
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Feb 9, 2020 07:41
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precision posted:Frankly I'm starting to doubt the entire premise of this thread! It’s like I said this on page 1!
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Feb 9, 2020 08:53
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i would file a sexual arousement report
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Feb 9, 2020 12:02
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Julius CSAR posted:Yeah, seriously. gently caress that idiot with his 8th grade bullying poo poo. gently caress that dude so much.
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Feb 9, 2020 12:21
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If you couldn't muster a fart right then you should have at leasy whippped around and pissed in his mouth, OP
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Feb 9, 2020 12:37
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Also voted 5
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Feb 9, 2020 12:39
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pepsi lover posted:look im nothing. im nothing. just a humiliated little bitch. i can never go to the bathroom at work again because that fucker is going to be there asking for free gas i'm not masturbating.
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Feb 9, 2020 12:41
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I like this thread. I like it because either It's all true and it's the biggest event that's happened in the OP's life lately, or it's all bullshit and it's the biggest event the OP can imagine happening in his life lately. Either was I'm coming out the other side of his story feeling a lot better about being me.
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Feb 9, 2020 13:11
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OP said this guy razzes on him all the time. I want to know what some of the other pranks were.
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Feb 9, 2020 13:59
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:OP said this guy razzes on him all the time. I want to know what some of the other pranks were. So I was loving a clown, at the circus, and she was reading poetry to me while I filled her up and honked her clown nose, then she did a spermy queef in my mouth, but then, then she wanted to cuddle and I was like no this is weird, you’re weird, this whole thing is weird, between gulps. 
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Feb 9, 2020 14:18
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Ah you posted one of these before where it starts like a real story First one was better, this one gets 3/10
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Feb 9, 2020 14:27
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sounds like he has the hots for you op
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In a world where this story was true, I would've felt a hell of a lot more humiliated to be the free gas fart in my mouth guy. Also, disappointed this didn't turn into a mod challenge.
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