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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Harry Potter they had guns instead of wands
 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 "The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..."

* # ¿ Feb 9, 2020 10:50
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:54
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 "Ok class, simply hold your gun thusly and repeat the words of power. And.. BRAP BRAP BRAP."
The class in unison, holding their guns to the side gangsta-style, "BRAP BRAP BRAP!"

* # ¿ Feb 10, 2020 10:06
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

im about to sort u from ur life

looks like ur in house dead
* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 04:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Yinlock posted:

snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool
* # ¿ Feb 11, 2020 06:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Finger Prince posted:

Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot.
Hermione: *tuts* "not like that Ron Weasley, like this!"
She takes his gun, grasps it in a firm two handed grip, wrists straight, finger resting against the trigger guard, shoulders squared and eyes lined up down the iron sights, then squeezes off a perfect one inch grouping right in the center of the target.

Harry simply throws the gun at his enemies and is somehow successful.

* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 03:43
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:54
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles.

* # ¿ Feb 13, 2020 00:18
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