What if in Harry Potter they had guns instead of wands

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if harrys parents had a gun, he wouldnt be an orphan

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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 17:33

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*harry potter (played by arnold swartzsnegger) empties magazines into the death eaters*
"they should call you lead eaters!"

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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 23:51

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Yinlock posted:

snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool

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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 21:28

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the in-universe reason for us never seeing anybody in hogwarts ever reloading in any of the movies, is b/c the wizards would magic in new bullets directly into their guns

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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 21:29

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles.

boomsticks

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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 17:36

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