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"The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..."
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EXT. DIAGON ALLEY - DAY
The Terminator walks past the long display window of an enormous magical pawnshop emporium. Signs declare, among other things, GUNS and AMMO is red block letters. The Terminator passes the magical pranks section, and the figures on a set of magical paintings distort and break-up sequentially as he walks by, returning to normal behind him.
He enters the store.
INT. PAWN SHOP - DAY
TIGHT ON GLASS COUNTERTOP as an AR-180 ASSAULT RIFLE WITH SCOPE is laid beside a number of other guns: a COLT K-MODEL .45 ACP, a SMITH AND WESSON .38 FOUR-INCH, a BERETTA .225 ACP.
TERMINATOR (V.O.)
...the Remington 1100 Autoloader...
WIDE as the CLERK, who looks like a sick lizard, pallid and paunchy (clearly a hufflepuff), takes the rifle from a wall rack. He lays it beside the arsenal of perfectly legal anti-human artillery already on the glass counter. The Terminator scans expressionlessly for additional selections.
CLERK
Anything else?
TERMINATOR
A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range...
CLERK
(annoyed)
Just what you see, pal.
He indicates the display case and wall racks with a minimal gesture.
TERMINATOR
The Uzi 9 millimeter.
CLERK
(setting it out)
You know your weapons, buddy.
Terminator examines each in turn, working the actions with curt, precise movements.
CLERK
(continuing)
Any one of them's ideal for home defense. Which'll it be?
TERMINATOR
All.
The clerk digs deep and finds a scrap of a smile.
CLERK
Maybe I'll close early.
Cash or charge?
Instead of replying, The Terminator takes a box of shotgun shells from a stack on the display case.
CLERK
Sorry, I can't sell the ammo
with the guns. You'll have
to---Hey!
Terminator has calmly begun feeding the shells into the shotgun.
CLERK
(continuing)
You can't to that...
TERMINATOR
(evenly)
Avada Kedavra... baby.
He raises the barrel and pulls the trigger. The gun THUNDERS.
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‘arry poppah
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Feb 11, 2020 00:52
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i think that'd really change the tone of the scene where ron's wand backfires in chamber of secrets
though you could still say he ate some slugs i guess
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Feb 11, 2020 02:59
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snape: *calmly firing a 9mm into a cauldron* potter you fool
lmao
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"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"
"What?! No I di--"
*BANG*
lmao
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Lucius Malfoy looks up from his wound toward Dobby and then to Harry. Harry lifts his cloak to reveal an empty gun holster, and shrugs.
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