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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Harry Potter they had guns instead of wands
 
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

google THIS posted:

Roland Deschain: (opening a package) This isn't what I ordered, what the gently caress is this stick?



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* # ¿ Feb 9, 2020 21:11
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 03:07
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
quidditch coach: *holding magazine in one hand and gun in the other* to load we simply position the gun over the magazine and say UP!

other students: UP!

ron: UP! *gets hit in the face by his own clip*



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* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 03:55
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
harry opens his hogwarts letter but his excitement turns to puzzlement as hundreds of NRA bumper stickers pour out of the envelope



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* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 03:56
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
harry (*levels gun at voldemort's face*): they should have called you guys lead eaters

*fires*



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* # ¿ Feb 12, 2020 21:32
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