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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
:siren:
IMPORTANT NOTE: Before 7pm, any "results" you see will be based on three early-voting towns with about a dozen people total. These results should not be taken seriously due to the small sample size and the participants being weirdos. Just wait until the actual results start coming in at 7, and the exit polls/serious results after 8.
:siren:



COVERAGE

CNN: https://www.livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/
Results: https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/new-hampshire/
Sam Seder and Joementum (Dave Weigel): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKc2OVf9VFs

Suggest other good coverage and I'll add it to the OP.


DETAILS


Time: The first polls open at midnight in a few tiny towns. Polls close in most places at 7pm ET, with the last closing at 8pm ET. Results will come in during the following hours.
Delegates at stake: 24
Process: Anyone can vote in this primary regardless of affiliation. Delegates will be rewarded only to candidates with more than 15% of the vote, and will be proportional to the amount of votes the candidate received.


CANDIDATES

Because the only requirement for being listed is paying $1000, there's a large number of candidates on the ballot, including some that have already dropped out.

Michael Farrand Bennet
Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.
Cory A. Booker
Mosemarie Dora "Mosie" Boyd
Steve Bullock
Steve Burke
Peter Paul Montgomery "Pete" Buttigieg
Julián Castro
Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente, III
John Kevin Delaney
Jason Evritte Dunlap
Michael A. Ellinger
Tulsi Gabbard
Ben "Gleib" Gleiberman
Mark Stewart Greenstein
Kamala D. Harris
Henry Hewes
Amy Jean Klobuchar
Tom Koos
Lorenz Kraus
Rita Krichevsky
Raymond Michael Moroz
Deval Laurdine Patrick
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders
Joseph A. "Joe" Sestak, Jr.
Sam Sloan
Thomas Fahr "Tom" Steyer
David John Thistle
Thomas James Torgesen
Elizabeth Ann Warren
Robert Carr "Robby" Wells, Jr.
Marianne Williamson
Andrew Yang


THE STORY

Bernie needs to win this state decisively to give his supporters relief after the Iowa debacle, maintain his status as front-runner, stop Buttigieg's rising star, and to meet high expectations based on NH's proximity to Vermont and his performance there in 2016. Buttigieg needs to be a close second to show he's not just a flash in the pan. All the other candidates need to be a close third or, better yet, beat Buttigieg.

Jewel Repetition has issued a correction as of 19:56 on Feb 11, 2020

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




we already have a primary thread

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Opening the thread since the first New Hampshire polls are opening in five minutes. I made the case for 2016-style primary threads to Squizzle in private, so the fate of the thread depends on his final decision.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Just another thread for me to post

BERNIE SANDERS

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
bernie will win

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

the current primary thread is just a duplicate of the succ zone so I hope this thread can remain open for tomorrow

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Finicums Wake posted:

bernie will win

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Soup du Jour posted:

the current primary thread is just a duplicate of the succ zone so I hope this thread can remain open for tomorrow

I too look forward to having three different Succ Zones

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
how'd the dickhead notch primary shake out

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

reignonyourparade posted:

I too look forward to having three different Succ Zones
cspam posting physicists have been hypothesizing that the succ zone may, in fact, but multiple zones... a multisucc... or almost like a multi-vortex succnado

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

https://twitter.com/titania977/status/1227096719785066496?s=21

lol

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.vox.com/2020/2/10/21131416/new-hampshire-primary-dixville-notch-millsfield-harts-location-midnight-vote

lol 2 write in votes for mini mike versus 1 for grandpa joe

e: OH gently caress KLOBMENTUM IS REAL

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we shall make the rat suffer!

not one step back!

cowards and traitors will be shot!

forward against the enemy!

up into the unremitting battle, comrades, for Sanders, for our great political revolution!

not one step back!

cowards and traitors will be shot!

do not count days, do not count miles, count only the numbers of votes you have confirmed for Bernie Sanders.

elect Bernie Sanders - this is your mother's prayer.

elect Bernie Sanders - this is the cry of your American earth.


Do not waver! Do not let up! Vote!

Death to the Fascist rat!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Reminder that the midnight towns always vote for the stupidest candidates and are no way representative of the state as a whole. Except for the fact that they're white and love doing things their own weird way

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Klobmentum being real would actually own. Please drop the rat down into the dumps klob.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








so glad i'm going to be asleep for this one

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Let all the centrists get enough votes to stay behind Bernie but stay in the race longer to continue cannibalizing each other

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Moving to Dixville Notch just so I can write-in Doofus McButtface in the 2024 primary for the world to see.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Moving to Dixville Notch just so I can write-in Doofus McButtface in the 2024 primary for the world to see.

I guess you can vote for yourself sure

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:
In case it wasn't clear, Bernie Sanders.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Chokes McGee posted:

I guess you can vote for yourself sure
i'm changing my vote to "your mom"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Imagine being a democrat and support Pete the "We arrested black people for weed because they are part of gangs and might do bigger crimes later" guy.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i'm changing my vote to "your mom"

don’t she’s terrible :smith:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Jewel Repetition posted:



COVERAGE

CNN: https://www.livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/
Results: https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/new-hampshire/

Suggest other good coverage and I'll add it to the OP.



DETAILS


Time: The first polls open at midnight in a few tiny towns. Polls close in most places at 7pm ET, with the last closing at 8pm ET. Results will come in during the following hours.
Delegates at stake: 24
Process: Anyone can vote in this primary regardless of affiliation. Delegates will be rewarded only to candidates with more than 15% of the vote, and will be proportional to the amount of votes the candidate received.


CANDIDATES

Because the only requirement for being listed is paying $1000, there's a large number of candidates on the ballot, including some that have already dropped out.

Michael Farrand Bennet
Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.
Cory A. Booker
Mosemarie Dora "Mosie" Boyd
Steve Bullock
Steve Burke
Peter Paul Montgomery "Pete" Buttigieg
Julián Castro
Roque "Rocky" De La Fuente, III
John Kevin Delaney
Jason Evritte Dunlap
Michael A. Ellinger
Tulsi Gabbard
Ben "Gleib" Gleiberman
Mark Stewart Greenstein
Kamala D. Harris
Henry Hewes
Amy Jean Klobuchar
Tom Koos
Lorenz Kraus
Rita Krichevsky
Raymond Michael Moroz
Deval Laurdine Patrick
Bernard "Bernie" Sanders
Joseph A. "Joe" Sestak, Jr.
Sam Sloan
Thomas Fahr "Tom" Steyer
David John Thistle
Thomas James Torgesen
Elizabeth Ann Warren
Robert Carr "Robby" Wells, Jr.
Marianne Williamson
Andrew Yang


THE STORY

Since this state is not winner-take all, the victor isn't that important for delegate math, but it's still important to the narrative because of New Hampshire's early position. Bernie needs to win this state decisively to give his supporters relief after the Iowa debacle, maintain his status as front-runner, stop Buttigieg's rising star, and to meet high expectations based on NH's proximity to Vermont and his performance there in 2016. Buttigieg needs to be a close second to show he's not just a flash in the pan. All the other candidates need to be a close third or, better yet, beat Buttigieg.

What is Boot Boot Head's real name anyway?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

NH is for dipshits


I live here

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Eat This Glob posted:

NH is for dipshits


I live here

free or dead?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Eat This Glob posted:

NH is for dipshits


I live here

i camped in franconia notch for a week and was fuckin stunned at how much of an rear end in a top hat everyone in nh was

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
lol Bloombird paid some dopes to write his name in as the very first votes. what a dork.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



splat the rat

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
warning: if bernie loses, i WILL be pissed off. vote accordingly

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Jewel Repetition posted:

Opening the thread since the first New Hampshire polls are opening in five minutes. I made the case for 2016-style primary threads to Squizzle in private, so the fate of the thread depends on his final decision.

I suggest:

Bernie thread is for good vibes
Succ zone is for DNC is incompetent
Ratfuck thread is for DNC is CIA
Game day threads are for crossing the streams

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Centrist Committee posted:

I suggest:

Bernie thread is for good vibes
Succ zone is for DNC is incompetent
Ratfuck thread is for DNC is CIA
Game day threads are for crossing the streams

:hai:

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Anything less than 25% with a 6 point lead would be bad here.

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

why did new hampshire make the title of a die hard sequel the motto of their state

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Dante80 posted:

Anything less than 25% with a 6 point lead would be bad here.

true. but bernie's worst scenario was getting into a 1v1 with joe, and now that's probably not going to happen. so even a solid buttigieg showing portends well for the sand man

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

a fatguy baldspot posted:

why did new hampshire make the title of a die hard sequel the motto of their state

Bruce Willis discovered New Hampshire

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

really queer Christmas posted:

Klobmentum being real would actually own. Please drop the rat down into the dumps klob.

*monkey's paw finger curls*

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
it's klobberin time

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
flush thread, ban op

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freckle posted:

flush thread, ban op

blush the fan, pan bop

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