NH: Bernie campaign devastated by pain of second victory

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

The good news is that I was so pissed off and confused by the Iowa caucus from last week that I didn't even finish my bottle of whiskey so I'll still be able to get loaded tonight.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 14:11

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

While I know the results will probably be close, I'm praying to the Dark Lord xirself that for once I can have a feelgood evening where Bernie just fuckin' crushes everyone. For my own sanity and everyone else's.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 14:24

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Bryter posted:

Iowa owned though? Bernie won and the Democratic party made the case for the prosecution against itself

I don't think anybody was happy on election night.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 14:27

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

If Bernie wins the presidency MSNBC will #resist a million times harder with him than they ever did for Trump.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 19:27

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Barry Convex posted:

lmao

https://twitter.com/BigMeanInternet/status/1227233555908091904

lol

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 20:21

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Office Pig posted:

is this just going to be a page of increasingly obsequious references everyone has long forgotten

Many such cases!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:19

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

If 18-29 turnout is only 11% then that would be bad but initial miscalculations were made about Iowa's youth turnout, too.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:31

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Pollyanna posted:

ok, here�s what I predict

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Bloomberg 18%
Klobuchar 13%
Biden 10%
Warren 8%

Bloomberg is not even on the ballot in NH.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:46

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I know exit polls are bullshit but if we're being honest guys I just want Bernie to have a good night for once, I haven't had a normal night of rest since Iowa.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:56

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Clipperton posted:

yeah post-iowa i've just been stuck in a weird liminal state, like a superposition of despair and anxiety with just enough hope to make it all worse, with an extra shot of blue balls

i just want it to stop

drat, too real.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:06

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Flavius Aetass posted:

laughing about it or not, we've all been living in dread for years and are probably traumatized from it, which owns

PTSD is a hell of a thing.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:35

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Do more polls closing at 7pm mean we get more exit polls too, I wanna be hurt.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:38

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Those are also polls from way earlier in the day so I've been told. The last exit polls don't come out until 8pm.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:21

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Live results are here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/elections/election-results/2020-live-results-new-hampshire-democratic-primary/

So far Bernie about 350 votes ahead of the Klobb(!) then Pete.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:26

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Keene beginning to report. Nice smooth numbers for Bernie.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:29

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Warren is really going to finish behind Klobb I can't fukkin believe it lmao.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:31

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Buzzfeed seems to have faster reporting than anyone.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:34

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I bet Warren really regrets making her campaign message all about Girl Power then Klobb benefits 100% from it without any of the controversy.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

triple sulk posted:

nyt needle at 69% sanders

Needle doesn't get moving until 8pm.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:50

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

actionjackson posted:

Bernie just destroying it in Manchester

I canvassed there!

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 02:17

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Wow Klob only a point behind Butt lmao.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 02:47

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Pete's best county is 82% reporting and Bernie's best margins are all below 50, he got this.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 03:06

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Pete within 2% with 70% reporting, ugh.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 03:55

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

really wanted sanders to get enough delegates out of nh to at least tie buttigieg in nationwide delegates

still don't think butt has a hope of a prayer in nv or sc, i just want the media to stop slobbing his knob

Now they'll be slobbing the Klobb.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 04:34

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:07

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Looks like Buzzfeed is calling it for Bernie,

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 04:57

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